31 replies to this topic

[jkaris]

Fin head is lame. Tortle for the win!

[musclemenkids]

i can tell this is going to be a dirty no holds barred type of fight... your going down you dirty dog faced lizard - Go Tortle!

[lhssenior]

I am consistently amazed at how much support a turtle in a corset from a line of muscle MEN gets on this forum Bad ass lizard for the win!
-Barry

[Ghost Lion]

I think this is the best match to date. I went with 131. Tough choice though.

[BaltanII]

Despite a vocal minority, 131 is actually kicking ass. At least one of my Trio of Reptilian Badassitude is getting somewhere.

[meatcutta78]

I voted for the winner!

[Scumdogg]

I just don't understand how Tortle could be losing now. You're tellin' me that if you busted open a pack of figures as a kid you'd rather see that dragon guy than an awesome giant turtle? Madness.

[Czarcher]

I just don't understand how Tortle could be losing now. You're tellin' me that if you busted open a pack of figures as a kid you'd rather see that dragon guy than an awesome giant turtle?

Yep !

[asator]

I am consistently amazed at how much support a turtle in a corset from a line of muscle MEN gets on this forum Bad ass lizard for the win!
-Barry

Thats what I've been saying! It's like a turtle version of Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show only twice as ghey. I have my suspicions that Tortle may be a transvestite. And whats with the stupid flippers he has instead of hands? Lame. How is he supposed to win a match if he cant even grab a guy? When I first saw this sculpt years and years ago, I thought someone had messed up or that they had run out of rubber when they made him because seriously, flippers?

I know he is a popular character but truely, every other version of Tortle is much cooler...



Even if almost all of them are wearing frutti corsets.

[Articulationnut]

.....That Lizard man really needs a laser gun.....

He just screams out "ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!"

[Scumdogg]

You guys are really ignoring his awesome turtle beak, which in my opinion is the element that makes this figure unstoppable. Are you ignoring the turtle beak because you're jealous, or because if you bring it up you know Tortle will get more votes?

[jkaris]

Time to turn the tide in Tortle's favor! (say that 10 times fast )

Take a look at this before you vote!
http://nathansmuscle...oxandtortle.asp

[mrjayberry]

I feel like a sucker for voting for Tortle but I didn't care either way who won.

[Apricot]

nothing exciting about the dragon guy to me. i dont know why he even made it this far and he is definitely not better than you know who (see my avatar )

tortle is unique and wears sneakers and rules as a sculpt

[Tortle]

I can't believe the blasphemy I'm hearing! And all these allegations of homosexuality are hurting Tortle's perception in his conservative fanbase, so he felt that he needed to address them immediately:



"Allegations of my homosexuality are absolutely untrue. This is yet again another smear-tactic from the Fin Head campaign, which continues to resort to mud-slinging politics as usual to influence voters. Well, I say that voters are smarter than that! They want CHANGE! And the only candidate who can bring them real change is Tortle!

And to reiterate, I am not gay. No matter how much I admire Doc's fantastic butt. Have you all seen it? Seriously, it's fantastic. But I'm not gay."

[lhssenior]

Haha, I think I see a Tortle/Clinton campaign on the horizon
-Barry

[Donkeykid77]

Not many cool figures have made it this far, IMO.
And -of course- they have to face eachother,
so that I am forced to eliminate them even further

Sorry Tortle, but seen as I never got that stone cobra in the mail...
I voted for the cooler Lizardman instead!!

Though I must admit that Fox and Tortle show ain't bad.
Despite you being in it that is

Greetz y'all, DK77.

PS As a close personal friend of Fox,
I happen to KNOW you are gay,
he told me all about your assventures...

Edited by Donkeykid77, 13 March 2008 - 10:23 AM.

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

Well to be honest, you could probably kill the turtle with a bat, but you would have to run around for 20 minutes looking for diamonds some hollow wood and many other powders that when combined could create a crude gunpowder before you could beat the lizard guy.

[rock-n-wrestling]

Fin head is lame. Tortle for the win!

I smite thee with that comment!!! Ukon for the win!!!! Tortle, go back to the sea where you belong

[musclemenkids]

Nooooo! I can't believe dog face is winning, not after he beat poor number 7

God damn you Dog Face! Damn you to Hell!

[Soupie]

Well to be honest, you could probably kill the turtle with a bat, but you would have to run around for 20 minutes looking for diamonds some hollow wood and many other powders that when combined could create a crude gunpowder before you could beat the lizard guy.

That episode TERRIFIED me as a kid! The way the lizard just kept coming scared the shart out of me! (Wasn't there a movie a while ago that spoofed that ep and used the same exact shooting location?)



But wtf is that guy behind Tortle doing? It looks like he is either relieving himself or pleasuring himself. His facial expression seems to be saying, "Yeah, that's good, mmm."

Edited by Soupie, 14 March 2008 - 06:13 AM.

[Tortle]

But wtf is that guy behind Tortle doing? It looks like he is either relieving himself or pleasuring himself. His facial expression seems to be saying, "Yeah, that's good, mmm."

He's just really getting into Tortle's message. So to speak.

[BaltanII]

Should we expect a concession speech from Tortle shortly?

[Tortle]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I called Mr. Head a few moments ago. It looks pretty apparent tonight that he will, in fact, get the votes necessary to win this round of the MUSCLE Tournament.

"I extended to him not only my congratulations, but my commitment to him and to the LRG Forums to do everything possible to unite the forums so that we can be the best message board we can have, not for ourselves, but for the future generations to whom we owe everything, just as we owe previous generations all that they have done for us.

"It's now important that we turn our attention not to what could have been or what we wanted to have been, but what now must be, and that is that I am a LOSER. And you know what? That makes this little girl cry. She's crying because the best MUSCLE lost this race. So to all of you who voted for Fin Head, I say, thanks. Thanks for hating this little girl. Thanks for the years of therapy this little girl will have to endure because of this horribly traumatic loss. Because a vote for Fin Head is a vote against children everywhere.

God bless America."