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[Nachoz God of Metal]

You know, let's build a brick wall surrounding the forums. Just in case....

Wow that made no sense at all great job!it probably made sence but oh well

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

A Duck walks into a pantry store and the man at the counter asks the Duck "How can I help you today?" And the Duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?". The man in turn says, "Sorry, but no we don't carry grapes," and the Duck leaves.

The Duck returns the next day and the man asks, "Yes how can I help you this time?" And the Duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?". The man in turn says, "No! I told you yesterday that we don't have any grapes." So the Duck leaves.

The Duck returns to the store yet again and the man asks, "What do you want now!" And the Duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?". Now the man is just furious at the Duck, and Yells, "NOW I AIN'T TELLIN YA AGAIN! WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! AND IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK ME THAT AGAIN I'LL STAPLE YOUR BEAK SHUT!" So the Duck leaves again.

Finally the Duck comes back yet once more and the man says in an angry tone, "Well What Do You Want!" And the Duck Asks the man, "Do you got any staples?". The man yells at the Duck, "NO!!!" And the duck asks the man, "Do you got any grapes?"

[Nachoz God of Metal]

A Duck walks into a pantry store and the man at the counter asks the Duck "How can I help you today?" And the Duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?". The man in turn says, "Sorry, but no we don't carry grapes," and the Duck leaves.

The Duck returns the next day and the man asks, "Yes how can I help you this time?" And the Duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?". The man in turn says, "No! I told you yesterday that we don't have any grapes." So the Duck leaves.

The Duck returns to the store yet again and the man asks, "What do you want now!" And the Duck asks, "Do you got any grapes?". Now the man is just furious at the Duck, and Yells, "NOW I AIN'T TELLIN YA AGAIN! WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! AND IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK ME THAT AGAIN I'LL STAPLE YOUR BEAK SHUT!" So the Duck leaves again.

Finally the Duck comes back yet once more and the man says in an angry tone, "Well What Do You Want!" And the Duck Asks the man, "Do you got any staples?". The man yells at the Duck, "NO!!!" And the duck asks the man, "Do you got any grapes?"

no thats just dumb i've heard it before

[Chibi Riya]

You know, let's build a brick wall surrounding the forums. Just in case....

Wow that made no sense at all great job!it probably made sence but oh well

Naa, I can understand my post and I'm sure other people do understand my post too. You just probably don't get it.

[MUSCLETOYS]

FINALLY!! An opportunity to use this........

[Knuxman]

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

[GRANDTHEFT]

HAhahaa

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[MUSCLETOYS]

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY Goes good with Banana's!!!

Edited by MUSCLETOYS, 07 March 2005 - 09:02 AM.

[MissMothra]

Heh, partner ah dun wanna start nothin'. Ah'm a pain-in-the-arse-gal, 'n all ah do is joke around 'cuz ah'm bored outta mah mind. Ah realized in another topic ya said ya hated rednecks. Now, ah gotta admit, ah'm part Inbred, but more goth. Know whut ah mean?

[MissMothra]

Look, whutever ah said 'er did before, ah'm sorry. A'ight now, let's try this 'gain... Ah'm Annie. Wanna be mah friend?

Okay, that was crummy, but ah'm sure ya catch mah drift. XD

[Nachoz God of Metal]

It's time to put this old bird to sleep *pulls out machine gun and blasts beefcake pyro * Take that you filthy animal .

Edited by The Monkey King, 19 March 2005 - 06:46 PM.

[MissMothra]

Guess ah'll take that as a 'No'. Well, fine then. Be that way. Ah tried bein' nice, but ya'll jus' wanna push meh 'round like everyone else does... Guess thar's onleh one thing fer meh 't do now... *takes out headphones and listens to Jimmy Eat World's "Work" as she reads her mangas*

[MissMothra]

Hey ya'll, ah got buddehs sayin' they dun understand mah accent. So ah'll be a good gal t'day 'n stop. *goes through a zippy-zappy thing* How's it hangin', Kinnikuman dudes?! Whoa... non-triumphant... *goes through the zippy zappy thing again* Bojour! ACK! NO! *goes through the zippy zappy thing...AGAIN* Hi! Yeah, this'll do...

[MissMothra]

Okay okay, now... Monkey King... "old bird"? Unless you're 14 or younger, I'm not that old. I'm about to be 16.

By the way, getting off the subject, all of my friends think I'm crazy because I don't wanna drive yet. XP! My dad's my shofer. XD

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Okay okay, now... Monkey King... "old bird"?  Unless you're 14 or younger, I'm not that old.  I'm about to be 16. 

By the way, getting off the subject, all of my friends think I'm crazy because I don't wanna drive yet.  XP!  My dad's my shofer.  XD

I'm 11.The oldest member of my posse is 11.NUFF said.

Edited by The Monkey King, 20 March 2005 - 07:43 AM.

[MissMothra]

HEEEEYYYY! I wanna tell a joke! XD! Um... okay, okay, here's one...

These three ladies died and were at the Perlie Gates. (I can't spell because I go to Buckeye Local High School, so bare with me XD) And St. Peter (or whoever it was my aunt said) welcomes them and let's them in but told them, "Oh, and be careful not to step on any ducks." The women all said okay and went into Heaven. There were ducks EVERYWHERE on the floor, so they tried their best not to step on them.

One lady stepped on a duck.

St. Peter comes with THE UGLIEST man you could ever imagine, and he chains the ugly man to the woman who stepped on a duck and was to stay chained to him for all eternity.

The other two women did NOT wanna get stuck with an ugly man, so they did their best not to step on another duck...

The second woman stepped on a duck.

Again, St. Peter came with ANOTHER ugly man and chained him to her and was also forced to spend all eternity with him.

The final woman took VERY careful steps, praying she would not get stuck with an ugly man.

Two months passed, and she had not stepped on a duck. St. Peter comes with this GORGEOUS, well-built man, and he had chained him to her.

So the woman and beautiful "prince-charming" walked around chained together. The woman asks, "What did I do wrong? I didn't step on a duck. What did I do wrong?"

"I don't know about you", says the handsome man, "But... unfortunately, I stepped on a duck."

Get it? I know the way I said it was pretty crummy, but I couldn't find the printed copy anywhere...

[MissMothra]

I'm 11.The oldest member of my posse is 11.NUFF said.

Gee, you and my brother should get together and go bowling...

Ooook, dropping the subject now...

[MissMothra]

Got another joke for you.

A guy named Bubba wasn't so smart in school, but became a famous painter. Everyone from all over the world came just for his paintings.

One day, a beautiful woman in a limozine pulls up and gets out and says to him, "I'll pay you $50,000 to paint me in the nude."

Bubba looked at her kind of funny and asked, "You mean, you want me t' paint ya nekkid?"

"Well, yeah."

"I'll have ta talk it over with my wife first." So he goes home and asks betty Lou, whom was also his first cousin, and asked her if he could paint her in the nude.

Betty Lou had no problem with that sayin, "Hey, $50,000 is $50,000, go for it."

So he comes back to the woman and says, "Sure I'll paint ya nekkid, but I gotta keep my socks on so I have somethin' ta whipe off my brushes with."

If you didn't get it, just ask me what the punchline was and I'll explain it, because half the dopes at school thought I was on crack. XP

[Nachoz God of Metal]

I'm 11.The oldest member of my posse is 11.NUFF said.

Gee, you and my brother should get together and go bowling...

Ooook, dropping the subject now...

Bowling? no

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Edited by The Monkey King, 25 March 2005 - 11:24 AM.

[MissMothra]

Bowling? *pulls out gun shoots her and her brother*Then dances

Yep, no life... Nothing beter to do... I've wasted enough typing energy with you. *completely eliminates Monkey King with absolutely no way for the poor soul to come back* End of discussion. *disappears through the floor*

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Edited by The Monkey King, 25 March 2005 - 11:25 AM.

[MissMothra]

Heh heh heh, why are you sending me to school? Buckeye Local IS HELL! Besides, it's a Sunday. *sticks out tongue*

[MissMothra]

Hey guys, speaking of my school, if any of you have ever been to Buckeye Local and met Mr. Monogutis (a.k.a. Captain Possitive), Bob Parr's (Mr. Incredible) boss on "The Incredibles" looks EXACTLY like him! It's freaky, I tell ya! The frickin' teacher that tries to control the student body's emotions is an evil boss of Mr. Incredible! It suits him. XD!

[MissMothra]

Oh, and another thing on the Incredibles... If you have EVER met my family AND saw the movie, in the scene while Mr. Incredible was driving with the kids in the back and his wife in the front seat, where they fought over what lane they get in and whatnot, my dad and mom are EXACTLY like that. XD! It's like my family all over, except my dad's a disabled man, my mom is more of a hot-head, and my brother sleeps half the time. All I do is sit there and enjoy the show.

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Heh heh heh, why are you sending me to school?  Buckeye Local IS HELL!  Besides, it's a Sunday.  *sticks out tongue*

Edited by The Monkey King, 25 March 2005 - 11:26 AM.