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[Nachoz God of Metal]

haemngtautfmifase=Hey man get out of my face.

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

6 am day after Christmas. I throw some clothes on in the dark. The smell of cold. Car seat is freezing. The world is sleeping. I am numb. Up the stairs to her apartment. She is balled up on the couch. Her mom and dad went down to Charlotte. They're not home to find us out. And we drive. Now that I have found someone. I'm feeling more alone. Than I ever have before. She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly. Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere. She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly. They call her name at 7:30. I pace around the parking lot. Then I walk down to buy her flowers. And sell some gifts that I got. Can't you see. It's not me you're dying for. Now she's feeling more alone. Than she ever has before. She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly. Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere. She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly. As weeks went by. It showed that she was not fine. They told me son it's time to tell the truth. She broke down and I broke down. Cause I was tired of lying. Driving home to her apartment. For the moment we're alone. She's alone. I'm alone. Now I know it.

I like this song! It's just as good as Stevie Wonders Jungle Fever song!

[MissMothra]

  I eat little kids for lunch...

  But little kids are lucky today....

I'm on a special diet.

i"m on the seafood diet i see food i eat it

Yeah, Wally Tusket said that, I got the DVD.

I'm on a SPECIAL diet... PIZZA FROM PIZZA HUT! WOO HOO! *gobbles up everyone's pizza* YUM-YUM-EAT 'EM UP!

[MissMothra]

Hey... Have any of you ever had those times when you thought you heard someone say something but it was REALLY something TOTALLY different? For instance... My mom was telling her friend a joke, and she said the word "paintings", but her friend thought she said "maonais" uh... maonese, however you spell it. XD That's me all over. I take after my dad. For another example... Here's something FUNNY...

~at middle school~

Katie: I f***ing hate this school.
Sarah: Did you just say you f***ed the naked squirrel?
Katie: NO! XD!

OMG, that was funny. And here's another thing that happened with me and my dad...

~at home~

My dad: Where are you going?
Annie: I'm going on the somputer, lemme alone.
My dad: *looks to mom* Did she just say "I want a microwave in my room, get the phone?"

XD! That was great. It was classic. So, prepare to bust a gut laughing if you meet me in person, 'cuz I take after my good 'ol man. XD

[MissMothra]

Did you know you could download Pac-Man onto your CD and play it at the prom? 'Cuz a friend of mine did. XD

[MissMothra]

Okay, I might get yelled at for talking about drugs, but here's a song for The Monkey King here... Ok, Monkey-boy, get the tune of "Are you sleeping, Brother John" in your head. Got it? Good. Now... in THAT tune, sing these words:

MARAJUANA, MARAJUANA

LSD! LSD!

COLLEDGE KIDS ARE MAKIN' IT

HIGH SCHOOL KIDS ARE TAKIN' IT

WHY CAN'T WE?

WHY CAN'T WE?

Ya get it? good. XD! Oh, relax, my friends and I sang that in middle school, but that doesn't mean I do drugs. Although, the way I act at home may look like it. XD! It's the fumes from goat and chicken crap, I tell ya! XD!

[MissMothra]

I wish... I wish-uh... *starts singing* I wish I was in Dixie! Huh-ray! Huh-ray!

[MissMothra]

*goes around and gives everyone hugs* Hi. I'm bored. So I'm hugging everyone. *continues hugging*

[Zombie]

girls have cooties

[MissMothra]

*hugs Zombie* it's ok, my cooties aren't spread unless they're sexually transmitted. XD

[doc_moore_j]

my cooties aren't spread unless they're sexually transmitted.

Gross!!!

[Knuxman]

my cooties aren't spread unless they're sexually transmitted.

Gross!!!

I agree, and great minds barf alike:

[Nachoz God of Metal]

==j

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Edited by The Monkey King, 25 March 2005 - 11:19 AM.

[Nachoz God of Metal]

And zombie dmklsbchfjdlg

Edited by The Monkey King, 25 March 2005 - 11:19 AM.

[MissMothra]

You will die a slow painful death .
Im half headbanger half mafia leader
And momma said knock you out
*but monkey goes to far and she dies*

You can't scare me. I live in an abnormal family. And about the cooties, I was joking around. XP

[MissMothra]

Gee Monkey Boy, thanks for re-direction my poll to the Junkyard. I hope ur happy...

[MissMothra]

I can't even reply to it to apologize. Lemme guess, your hobby is ruining other people's live, huh?

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Edited by The Monkey King, 27 March 2005 - 07:48 PM.

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Edited by The Monkey King, 27 March 2005 - 07:45 PM.

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Edited by The Monkey King, 27 March 2005 - 07:46 PM.

[MissMothra]

No wonder you don't have any REAL friends...

[Nachoz God of Metal]

  No wonder you don't have any REAL friends...

I have a monkey king game Dbz and its my friend

Edited by The Monkey King, 25 March 2005 - 08:33 PM.

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Edited by The Monkey King, 27 March 2005 - 07:51 PM.

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Edited by The Monkey King, 27 March 2005 - 07:50 PM.

[jkaris]

I've joined the nazi party.

Maybe I should email your dad a link to this thread.....

Don't go overboard.