If I was to pick a "tool for eating" that'd I be?If you were something used to assist in the eating prosess, what would you be and why? Right now I feel like a tray. You know, the plain boring cafeteria type. Why? Because, you know, I am sorta square, mishaped, funny looking if you think about it, plain, and well board. If I had a choice on what I could be, I wouldnt be a napkin, they are like whorish, same thing with a knife since gennerally they rape the meat or other food that is being cut, I guess a spork. White, plastic, cheap, can do almost what you need it too even though it takes abit of effort. Lol, sounds more like the stereotypical person to me Hmm, Now I got me thinking....
Hmmmm, I wooden spoon.
I'd be long & Hard, used for different things, like to "stir the pot", and most importantly, I'd very handy for spanking! I've been very bad, bad, bad!!!! *Smack my arse with a wooden spoon!*
Not to mention, I could be used for "eating...." or sampling! If ya know what I mean?!
For sure!!!