Dude, if you (imperial "you") feel like your dick is bigger, because you lied about a toy, you have much bigger problems in life.
And I understand that sociopaths lie, and why they do the things they do, and all... (Studied it extensively, as part of my criminal justice major)
But in between the lines, what I am saying is "How did this person not shut that thought down, before it gestated?"
Of all of the shit to lie about, you pick something that has no real upside.
But, whatever.
Chad's a sociopath.