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[redjarojam]

You nailed it on the Neclos colors. And it that ALF I see!? At least a wayward denizen of Melmac?

[ironmask]

It's.. *ahem* a wild pig man. 

 

That is my official response. 

[redjarojam]

Don't want them ALF lawyers to crawl up your butt haha.

[ironmask]

It's a wild pig man.

[TinyPink]

Nice ALF figure, bro.

 

"Wild pig man", pshhhh....that bullshit didn't work for ME during my last assault trial, and it ain't gonna work here, either!

[redjarojam]

Wild pig man of Melmac.

[ironmask]

Nice ALF figure, bro.

 

"Wild pig man", pshhhh....that bullshit didn't work for ME during my last assault trial, and it ain't gonna work here, either!

 

What DID work for you?

By the way, it's a wild pig.

[TinyPink]

What DID work for you?

By the way, it's a wild pig.

 

What DID work?  18 months probation, unfortunately.  

 

My attorney:  "Your honor, my client is clearly a 'wild pig man' and cannot be held responsible for his actions!"

Judge:  "Nonsense!  GUILTY!!"

 

In his bio you should add:  "He loves the taste of cat meat!"

[ironmask]

What DID work?  18 months probation, unfortunately.  

 

My attorney:  "Your honor, my client is clearly a 'wild pig man' and cannot be held responsible for his actions!"

Judge:  "Nonsense!  GUILTY!!"

 

In his bio you should add:  "He loves the taste of cat meat!"

I SHOULD add that... If I want to get sued.

[TinyPink]

Truth told, I don't think he looks much like ALF at all....I'm just riding on Jared's coattails/notion.

 

I do like the pig man quite a bit.  He seems to be a bit more dynamic than some of your more 'wad'-style characters.  Then again, I'm a huge fan of  Dr. Moreau stuff and have wished for an Island of Lost Souls figure line since birth, so...

('Boarrior' the boar warrior or 'Boarbarian'!   )

 

"Sued" ?  Dude, no way - Just use the homage/parody defense!  Hey, it's worked for Sucklord and countless others for years!

[redjarojam]

I will need a wild pig man that was born to rock! So he can match my wild pig man hand puppet.

 

[ironmask]

Didn't anybody notice the ZZ Top beard?

[TinyPink]

Didn't anybody notice the ZZ Top beard?

 

He might have legs, but does he know how to use them?

[ironmask]

He doesn't know, he presumes.

[TinyPink]

"He presumes how to use them!  He never BEGS..."
 

Nah, the inflection just isn't there.

[ironmask]

Maybe you're just not inflecting it correctly.

[TinyPink]

How dare you question my inflection injecting abilities!  I am one with the rhythm!

[ironmask]

Hey, if you're incorrectly injecting your inflecting, I'd be expecting for that to feel dejecting. 

[TinyPink]

Hey, if you're incorrectly injecting your inflecting, I'd be expecting for that to feel dejecting. 

 

Expected dejection, these are the lives we lead.

[ironmask]

As long as that expected dejection doesn't slip through detection, you'll be okay.