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[Soupie]

Bring meeee, a shrubbery!

[WhiteLeo]

Word to your Mother!

WhiteLeo

[meatcutta78]

For my 400th post i want to make a confession I love K.I.T.T.,and with time a will build myself one of these badboys

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Edited by meatcutta78, 28 August 2007 - 02:49 PM.

[WhiteLeo]

For my 400th post i want to make a confession I love K.I.T.T,and with time a will build myself one of these badboys

No you should build K.A.R.R he was the first, and the voice was Peter Cullen's!!!!!

WhiteLeo

[Soupie]

For my 400th post i want to make a confession I love K.I.T.T,and with time a will build myself one of these badboys

No you should build K.A.R.R he was the first, and the voice was Peter Cullen's!!!!!

WhiteLeo

Fellas, fellas, calm down. Shouldn't both "K.I.T.T" and "K.A.R.R" have a period following the last letter as well? Because what we've got here is a CASE of DANGLING acronyms.

Dangling, dangling, DANGling acronyms! Ahhhhhhh!

*Pulls hair

[Soupie]

Dangling.

[Soupie]

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[gilgar]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa...

...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[meatcutta78]

For my 400th post i want to make a confession I love K.I.T.T.,and with time a will build myself one of these badboys

Fixed it just for you Soups. ,and just to prove to you i don't make the same mistake twice.
K.I.T.T.

[meatcutta78]

For my 400th post i want to make a confession I love K.I.T.T,and with time a will build myself one of these badboys

No you should build K.A.R.R he was the first, and the voice was Peter Cullen's!!!!!

WhiteLeo

K.A.R.R. was mean!!!I want a car with nice road manners.

[gilgar]

[meatcutta78]

Man i wish i was Michael Knight he's so......COOL

[WhiteLeo]

Man i wish i was Michael Knight he's so......COOL

Who does he think he is the FONZ!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH, K.A.R.R. Rocked the house man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on! PETER CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!! You can't get better than that!!! No, we get George Feeny from Boy meets world to do the voice of K.I.T.T.

WhiteLeo

Edited by WhiteLeo, 28 August 2007 - 08:47 PM.

[gilgar]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

Give a man a boat, and he will probably won't try to eat it.

Teach a man to eat a boat, and if he doesn't die after the first one then he will be in the Guinness book of world records for the first man to eat a whole boat.



::After his triumphant entry into the Guinness book of world records for being the first man to completely consume a boat, our hero has his annual physical exam::

Doctor: "Hey!! I thought I recognized you! Your that guy who ate a whole boat right!!"

BoatMan: "Yeah! I tell you what It wasn't easy, but I'm glad I was able to pull it off!" "It makes me proud that My kids will have something to tell their grandkids, and their kids kids!"

Doctor: "Man that must have been something!" "I couldn't imagine how tough that must of been."

BoatMan: "Oh man, it took alot of training and hard determination!" "I had to start with toothpicks and slowly make my way up to bigger things, like the wooden parts of pencils, and then rulers, and so on!"

Doctor: "Really!! That must of taken you quite some time!!"

BoatMan: "Sure did! It took me about 5 years of daily training to pull that feat off, and then it took me a whole year and a half to slowly devour that darned boat!!" "But you know! I truly believe it was worth it!"

Doctor: "That's just commendable of you, Not many people have goals as 'SOLID' as yours!! Hahahaha!"

BoatMan: "Hahahahaha!!!" "I'm gonna have to tell my fiancé that one!"

Doctor: "Hee......Well, all your test results from your exam came in today....."

BoatMan: "Great! How does everything look Doc!"

Doctor: "Well, there were a few problems that showed up, and I really don't know how to tell you this."

BoatMan: "Re...really? I've never had any serious problems before....."

Doctor: "Yeah, well it appears that you have a number of strange physical growths inside your digestive tract, and a strangely high readings of a few toxic substances in your blood such as Lead, and Mercury...."

BoatMan: ".....You can't be serious!.......Where would all of this have come from!!??" "Just a little over a year ago everything on my physical showed up fine!!!" "Are you completely sure about this??!"

Doctor: "Yes.......I'm pretty sure.....But I'm afraid I'm not telling you everything......"

BoatMan: "......what.....What else could be wrong?? Are these things dangerous??!!"

Doctor: "Well I'm afraid that the growths in your intestinal tract are cancerous....And from the CAT scans we examine, they seem inoperable......And the Substances in your blood stream seem to be severely damaging your nervous system, and killing some tissues such as your bone marrow. There's not much that we can do."

BoatMan: "I..I...I can't believe this..........This is all just so sudden! I thought all this illness I was getting over the past few months was just allergies, or the flu......What am I gonna tell my fiancé?"

Doctor: "Well, I'm afraid that whatever you tell her you should try to do so within the next 3 months."

BoatMan: "Wha...What do you mean?!"

Doctor: "It would appear that a number of your organs are starting to fail, such as your liver, and kidneys." "At the current rate of deterioration your body seems to be undergoing, I'd say you have only a few months to live, before your body completely shuts down."

BoatMan: "Three MONTHS!!!??? I was supposed to get married in Three MONTHS!!!" "Everything was planned........We were going to go to the Bahamas for our honeymoon with the money I made off of the Guinness thing.....I havn't even had kids yet......What am I gonna do? I always wanted to go to France....." "I had so many hopes and dreams....." "What now.....I don't know what's real anymore.....:Breaks down and cries: What....What could have caused all this!!!??"

Doctor: "I'm terribly sorry to tell you all of this so suddenly." "We found some small fragments of what appeared to be Paint chips in your intestines, and after a number of tests, it would appear that it was lead based." "We have no idea where this could have come from." Also for the mercury, I can't tell you... Someone would have to eat a thermometer or something.....Or at least something that may have had mercury spilled on it." "The growths seem to have been caused by some fibrous substance that turned out to be some type of wood, which we also found samples of in your intestinal tract."

BoatMan: "............I.......I......see........"

Doctor: "Anywaaays! .....I'm sorry to have to leave so abruptly, but I have a number of other patience to attend to." "I'll just leave you alone to gather your thoughts."

BoatMan: "Uh....sure.........thanks....."

Doctor: "OH!! And one more thing!!"

BoatMan: "yes"

Doctor: "Your sterile."

BoatMan: ".............................."

Doctor: "Well, Congratulations again on that Boat eating thing!" "I'm sure your kids would have loved that story."



Narrator: "So What terrible lesson do we learn here today friends?" "Simply put. If you have the choice of giving a man a boat, or teaching him to eat one.........Just give him the Da@n Boat."

Goodnight.

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

Do You see what you caused me to do???!!

[TOPHER]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa...

...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Dude I laughed so hard I spewed beer all over my screen,dang you! , , .

[Nachoz God of Metal]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa...

...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Dude I laughed so hard I spewed beer all over my screen,dang you! , , .

Zomg love the avatar lol

[Nachoz God of Metal]

Anybody else think that Gung Ho could secretly be part of the Village People?

YMCA!!! Hahaha, Gunho, ShipWreck, who else!!!!

For some reason the cowboy's expression reminds me of one Will Smith makes sometimes in the Fresh Prince of Bel-air

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PROOF
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Edited by Nachoz God of Metal, 02 September 2007 - 04:21 PM.

[meatcutta78]

Why am i always getting into trouble??????

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[Czarcher]

he's got some pretty serious charges against him too.
Karma is a beotch !

[Kevin Mayle]

Anybody else think that Gung Ho could secretly be part of the Village People?

Haha! Yeah, I think all the guys that didn't make it into the Village People got recruited by the Joes or Cobra.

[Soupie]

Years from now, historians will look back on this period of human history and summarize it with one, simple, poignant phrase:

"Don't tase me, bro!"

[Imp]

Years from now, historians will look back on this period of human history and summarize it with one, simple, poignant phrase:

"Don't tase me, bro!"

What a schmuck. And people are defending him! *shakes head*

[gilgar]

Movin on up! Finally got a new computer--It's a Dell, dude. Upgrading my ol' 350 MHz processor to a 2.6 GHz dual core, think I'll notice a difference

Can't wait, the USB will work so I can upload pix from my camera with no problems should have it in a few days. Now I'll have to stop procrastinating and get cable or DSL instead of dialup