AKIA Joke Corner
#126
Posted 04 May 2003 - 05:01 PM
dont anyone here get this joke? if you get it, all you have to say yes i get this joke. DO U GET IT? (and therefore, I am not stupid if you please.)
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#128
Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:32 PM
Whaat? Who dosen't love dead baby jokes. jk I really don't like them either. I just thought that one was funny.Oh no... not dead baby jokes...
Here's another good one.
How many dead babies does it take to...
#129
Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:13 PM
(pm me for the response... this joke is a career killer...)
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#130
Posted 05 May 2003 - 03:54 PM
May 5, 2003 Jokes of the Day!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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#131
Posted 05 May 2003 - 07:16 PM
That's effing hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha!May 5, 2003 Jokes of the Day!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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#133
Posted 08 May 2003 - 08:03 PM
The next morning Kate rolls in bed and asks Frank"Well, how was I?"
Frank replied" You can have one of the ones on the bottom."
#135 Guest_General Veers_*
Posted 09 May 2003 - 06:56 AM
I hope you're kidding that you didn't get the joke.wait a minute, he gave her a prize for sleeping with him. And it wasnt even a the big stuffed animales either.
#137
Posted 09 May 2003 - 08:37 AM
*music*dun dun dundun dun
"you suck, you suck, Youuu suck, you suck...."
Lol great joke.
And Chibi everyone gets the ugly snake thing. We just dont want to picture snakes rapped arround all the wrestlers, got it? Good. But hey if that floats your boat...
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#139
Posted 09 May 2003 - 10:09 PM
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years
and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with
more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the Italians declared the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.
After 3 years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of the man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more sexual pleasure.
When the Italians study was released, Australia decided to conduct its
own study. So, after nearly 3 weeks of intensive research and a cost of
$75, the Aussie study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the
reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent
his hand from flying off and hitting him on the forehead.
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#140
Posted 09 May 2003 - 10:11 PM
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:
"You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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#141
Posted 10 May 2003 - 01:26 PM
#142
Posted 11 May 2003 - 03:59 PM
#143
Posted 11 May 2003 - 04:51 PM
Joke:
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow.
#144
Posted 11 May 2003 - 10:20 PM