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[max powerz]

Riya, I told ya to lay off the weed...

[Chibi Riya]

Riya, I told ya to lay off the weed...

Huh? I'm innocent!





Maybe not.......

[Iron Rabbit]

So.....

This horse walks into a bar. Bartender says " Why the long face?".

[Xeno Violinist]

Then a frog got drunk and decided to go for a swim. So. He drowned.

[Chibi Riya]

I guess the frog is pretty stupid. *eats the dead frog*

[Iron Rabbit]

Is it really wise to eat stupid dead frogs?

[gojiman]

so, this baby seal walks into a club...........

[Chibi Riya]

Then the seal paid the sluts to do the dance for him. The seal died from suffering too much 'excitement' .

[AmoiMan]

so, this baby seal walks into a club...........

mean....just mean

Edited by AmoiMan, 10 December 2003 - 03:00 PM.

[smackman]

A man walks into a bar and says OW!

[AmoiMan]

I don't like this thread very much....I think this is my second post here....I feel like it's pad-heaven.

BUT.....

I am so annoyed right now because I eat cereal EVERY day, in the morning (and sometimes throughout the day). It is now 10:30 pm. I just got out of the shower, and I am wearing a pair of slippers and boxer shorts. It is 30 degrees outside. I am out of milk......

[Soupie]

I am out of milk......

Honest to god, use water! It's better for you anyhow!

Edited by Soupie, 12 December 2003 - 03:19 PM.

[max powerz]

Hey, I am further upstate than you are and the one room which the heat is faulty is MINE!!!! Check zipcode 14454 and compare it to bing or albany and youll see ;-) Oddly enough though its a warm year, so its not THAT bad but dont forget about the windows which dont close completely on a slant, yup I get the luck of the worst room in the hall. I filed a complaint and the workers made it so it was my fault, yea its gunna take alot to actually make them see what the hell is wrong with it so I am re-arranging my room so that it can be fixed and once it is, then I have to arrange it back to what it was. Fun fun for me!

When it comes to ceral, I dont like many. Plus I cannot have cereal with milk. Its just weird to me yet every thinks I am the strange one for being taht way, even my parents.

[AmoiMan]

I am out of milk......

Honest to god, use water! It's better for you anyhow!

skim milk

[max powerz]

I really hate aim right now. My buddy list is on the fritz >< I cant stand this music listening I have to do, why couldnt it be good jazz?

Edited by max powerz, 16 December 2003 - 10:36 PM.

[Chibi Riya]

I really hate aim right now. My buddy list is on the fritz >< I cant stand this music listening I have to do, why couldnt it be good jazz?

Don't know. Everyone's a dumbass if you ask me...=\

[gojiman]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

[Soupie]

If you read Spam backward it spells: maps.


Of course, we all know what this means: absolutely nothing.

Edited by Soupie, 29 January 2004 - 11:36 PM.

[gilgar]

Yeah and if you read TUMS backwards it spells SMUT...I always wondered if that was intended as some kinda subliminal advertising, ¿what? :curious:

[jkaris]

Bump, and unpinned.

[Soupie]

I've noticed, or at least feel that I've noticed, the number of daily postings here at AKIA seems to be down a bit.

Though it's probably due to students returning home from school for the summer, and just nice summer weather in general, I also believe the current state of world affairs has played a minute role as well.

There's a lot of serious and unprecedented shizznit going on right now in politics, biology, technology, war, etc...

I was reading this months issue of Scientific American and came across the following statements made by a seemingly intelligent Indian woman who has successfully taught her autistic son to read and write:

"I believe in absurdism. It is absurd to exist. Just see why we are alive, why we are dead. What is the use of the universe?"

A young, talented boy I know recently died of cancer after a long struggle. When I think about it, I realize his death has little direct effect on my life -- but it has unmeasurable effect on his parents' lives. His death has almost no effect on your lives -- except for the fact that you are reading this post.

My parents are faithfully praying for the child's parents. Though I haven't been praying, I realize that doing so -- and believing it will make a difference -- would give the situation meaning, and thus alleviate some of the absurdity.

With all this in mind, I was checking my email this morning. I had to chuckle when I came across the following email. Living in the 21st century forces the average human to endure and process an unbelievable amount of information and shizznit.

I'm beginning to wonder if we're not all a little crazy -- it's the only way to cope.

[gojiman]

....lice on the dark side of her labyrinth!!!! Sounds serious!

[Soupie]

[gilgar]

Dammit Santa, when I said Muscle Men I meant the little pink guys not these effing Mr. T dolls!!!!

[Ridureyu]

You can figure out which option I clicked.

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