
Monkey Bars....
#201
Posted 10 December 2004 - 09:47 PM

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#202
Posted 10 December 2004 - 10:00 PM
and said "What ya got in the bowl, b itch?""Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her kerds and weigh
when along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and said: Whatcha got in the bowl you ugly ole bat!"
Quote taken from a drunk uncle.
Is your uncle Andrew Dice Clay???
Hey, What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.


the slime of all my yesterdays
rots in the hollow of my skull
they will pick up snakes in their hands, and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them

#203
Posted 11 December 2004 - 10:17 AM
No he's Dempsey Parker, and an Oral thermometer Goes in your buttIs your uncle Andrew Dice Clay???
Hey, What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?


Oh Fishsticks!
#204
Posted 15 December 2004 - 09:26 AM

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#205
Posted 16 December 2004 - 03:09 PM
and as a result i lost all my characters and my B.O.T.D. axe.
personally i believe he stole my items & made up this stoy to cover his own a.ss
funny isn't it how his account is still active?
so a warning to all do not trust JKARIS on these boards!!!
Mischa
"Hobby" & "Mental illness"
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I just want what every Muscle collector want's , MORE!
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#206
Posted 16 December 2004 - 03:13 PM
Johnny sent me a CD i had asked him to burn for me
he sent it , oh boy did he send it.
with a VIRUS!!!
people keep away from him!!!!
this guy is bad news
Mischa
"Hobby" & "Mental illness"
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I just want what every Muscle collector want's , MORE!
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#207
Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:45 PM
*slowly walks out then runs like a chicken, fell off the cliff and died*
[ Yuujou Power ]
FULL ON FRIENDSHIP! 8D
#208
Posted 16 December 2004 - 07:19 PM
Not true. The virus was on all that gay porn you had me burn for you!Oh another thing
Johnny sent me a CD i had asked him to burn for me
he sent it , oh boy did he send it.
with a VIRUS!!!
people keep away from him!!!!
this guy is bad news
Mischa

#209
Posted 16 December 2004 - 07:43 PM
Mischa [/QUOTE]
Not true. The virus was on all that gay porn you had me burn for you!

You mean that was another guy with
doc_moore_j in that movie ?
hey mate remember it was from your own private collection
Mischa
"Hobby" & "Mental illness"
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I just want what every Muscle collector want's , MORE!
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#210
Posted 16 December 2004 - 07:46 PM
No he's not very popular on this forumJeez, that "JKaris" guy do seem pretty evil. The only problem is, I never heard of this guy at all, really.
but you best still keep away from him.
Mischa
"Hobby" & "Mental illness"
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I just want what every Muscle collector want's , MORE!
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#211
Posted 17 December 2004 - 03:23 PM
Gay PORN!
Johnny, you know where I live. Can ya send some of that hot male on male action my way?
Congratulations! Taxes, titles, licenses, and fees, not included.
My Live Journal. Because obviously you need to know how my day went. How's yours?
#212
Posted 14 January 2005 - 09:15 AM
I bet yer all glad to be rid of me...
*cries*
Oh well...

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#214
Posted 23 January 2005 - 06:12 PM
Fly, Eagles, fly, on the road to victory...
Fight, Eagles, Fight...
Score a touchdown 1,2,3...
Hit em' low, hit em' high, and watch our Eagles Fly...
Fly, Eagles fly, on the road to victory!
E-A-G-L-E-S - Eagles!
Woot!

On a totally non-related note, I wish that at least one of you fine, strong, young men lived near me so you could have dug my car out. My wrists and back still hurt from the damn shovel.
*pops some more asprin*
Edited by Imp, 23 January 2005 - 06:12 PM.
Congratulations! Taxes, titles, licenses, and fees, not included.
My Live Journal. Because obviously you need to know how my day went. How's yours?
#215
Posted 23 January 2005 - 07:54 PM

Attached Files
Edited by The Monkey King, 23 January 2005 - 07:57 PM.
#216
Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:08 AM

#217
Posted 27 January 2005 - 11:21 AM
If ah keep gittin' grounded, ah might end up in a cage in mah room. XD

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#218
Posted 27 January 2005 - 02:31 PM

Attached Files
#219
Posted 28 January 2005 - 10:43 AM
Robin Mask - Sean Connery
Brocken Jr. - Arnold Schwartzinegger
Terryman - Owen Wilson
Ramenman - Jackie Chan
XD! I LIED! But it made ya'll think, didn't it? XD
My band director's assistant, Mr. Armstrong, would be perfect playing King Muscle at age 50! XD XD XD!

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#220
Posted 28 January 2005 - 05:53 PM
#221
Posted 29 January 2005 - 07:27 AM



the slime of all my yesterdays
rots in the hollow of my skull
they will pick up snakes in their hands, and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them

#222
Posted 31 January 2005 - 10:52 AM
KABOOOOM!
*dusts off pants*


AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#223
Posted 01 February 2005 - 05:06 PM
Can you do that to my school please? That way, no one would know it was even you seeing how you're not a student there.Ah'm in school... Hoorah... *had a box with wire trailing from it leading to the school, she walks out towards everyone else* Duck 'n cover, ya'll... *pushes down on the lever*
KABOOOOM!
*dusts off pants*
I'm curious, did Jkaris or someone else changed a person's account name from "My dad is the chief of police" (Or however it went.) to "The Monkey King" ?
[ Yuujou Power ]
FULL ON FRIENDSHIP! 8D
#224
Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:48 PM
Yes i asked him to changed my name why .Can you do that to my school please? That way, no one would know it was even you seeing how you're not a student there.Ah'm in school... Hoorah... *had a box with wire trailing from it leading to the school, she walks out towards everyone else* Duck 'n cover, ya'll... *pushes down on the lever*
KABOOOOM!
*dusts off pants*
I'm curious, did Jkaris or someone else changed a person's account name from "My dad is the chief of police" (Or however it went.) to "The Monkey King" ?

*makes funny face*
Attached Files
Edited by The Monkey King, 02 February 2005 - 01:53 PM.
#225
Posted 01 February 2005 - 07:59 PM