dont anyone here get this joke? if you get it, all you have to say yes i get this joke. DO U GET IT? (and therefore, I am not stupid if you please.)
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Posted 04 May 2003 - 05:01 PM
dont anyone here get this joke? if you get it, all you have to say yes i get this joke. DO U GET IT? (and therefore, I am not stupid if you please.)
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Posted 04 May 2003 - 06:03 PM
Dont even start an agrument in this topic. I made this topic for the meer enjoyment in peoples meeker life.
So as Jkaris said before, keep the arguments to PM's.
So as Jkaris said before, keep the arguments to PM's.
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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:32 PM
Whaat? Who dosen't love dead baby jokes. jk I really don't like them either. I just thought that one was funny.Oh no... not dead baby jokes...
Here's another good one.
How many dead babies does it take to...
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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:13 PM
how do you make a five year old girl cry twice?
(pm me for the response... this joke is a career killer...)
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Posted 05 May 2003 - 03:54 PM
May 5, 2003 Jokes of the Day!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Posted 05 May 2003 - 07:16 PM
That's effing hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha!May 5, 2003 Jokes of the Day!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Posted 08 May 2003 - 08:03 PM
Frank was on a date with his girlfriend Kate. He decided that they were in their relationship long enough, so he decided that tonight they would have a nice romantic dinner at his apartment.(and "dessert") 
So kate comes over around 8pm, and Frank is all ready for her he has dinner made, and candles lit all around. This is Kate's first time at Franks apartment, and she is a little nervous. When she walks in the first thing she notices is a huge shelf extending from the ceiling to the floor filled completely with stuffed animals."Wow Frank!"she said, I had no idea you were a collector of stuffed animals. You have a very nice collection here. You've got all the big ones on top, the medium sized ones on the middle shelves and the small ones on the bottom. I'm impressed" So, Frank And Kate have dinner, listen to romantic music, and talk to each other for a while. Frank says to Kate,"Ya know we've been together a while now, I think we should take the next step in our relationship." With that Kate takes him by the hand and leads him into the bedroom....
The next morning Kate rolls in bed and asks Frank"Well, how was I?"
Frank replied" You can have one of the ones on the bottom."
So kate comes over around 8pm, and Frank is all ready for her he has dinner made, and candles lit all around. This is Kate's first time at Franks apartment, and she is a little nervous. When she walks in the first thing she notices is a huge shelf extending from the ceiling to the floor filled completely with stuffed animals."Wow Frank!"she said, I had no idea you were a collector of stuffed animals. You have a very nice collection here. You've got all the big ones on top, the medium sized ones on the middle shelves and the small ones on the bottom. I'm impressed" So, Frank And Kate have dinner, listen to romantic music, and talk to each other for a while. Frank says to Kate,"Ya know we've been together a while now, I think we should take the next step in our relationship." With that Kate takes him by the hand and leads him into the bedroom....The next morning Kate rolls in bed and asks Frank"Well, how was I?"
Frank replied" You can have one of the ones on the bottom."
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Posted 08 May 2003 - 08:16 PM
wait a minute, he gave her a prize for sleeping with him. And it wasnt even a the big stuffed animales either.
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 06:56 AM
I hope you're kidding that you didn't get the joke.wait a minute, he gave her a prize for sleeping with him. And it wasnt even a the big stuffed animales either.
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 08:37 AM
Sniper33, if you didnt get it, just watch wrestling and the chant that kurt angle gets when his music is played.
*music*dun dun dundun dun
"you suck, you suck, Youuu suck, you suck...."
Lol great joke.
And Chibi everyone gets the ugly snake thing. We just dont want to picture snakes rapped arround all the wrestlers, got it? Good. But hey if that floats your boat...
*music*dun dun dundun dun
"you suck, you suck, Youuu suck, you suck...."
Lol great joke.
And Chibi everyone gets the ugly snake thing. We just dont want to picture snakes rapped arround all the wrestlers, got it? Good. But hey if that floats your boat...
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 08:51 AM
Yeah Yeah, I understand the joke 
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 10:09 PM
Subject: Study
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years
and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with
more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the Italians declared the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.
After 3 years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of the man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more sexual pleasure.
When the Italians study was released, Australia decided to conduct its
own study. So, after nearly 3 weeks of intensive research and a cost of
$75, the Aussie study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the
reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent
his hand from flying off and hitting him on the forehead.
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years
and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with
more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the Italians declared the British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.
After 3 years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of the man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more sexual pleasure.
When the Italians study was released, Australia decided to conduct its
own study. So, after nearly 3 weeks of intensive research and a cost of
$75, the Aussie study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the
reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent
his hand from flying off and hitting him on the forehead.
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Posted 09 May 2003 - 10:11 PM
Subject: Old couple
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:
"You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:
"You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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Posted 10 May 2003 - 01:26 PM
LOL
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Posted 11 May 2003 - 03:59 PM
I'm glad this joke thread has lasted so long... keep it up guys!
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Posted 11 May 2003 - 04:51 PM
I just check and this topic is 1 month 1 week and 2 days old. I am so happy that it has lasted as long as it has, and hope that it does it job of bringing joy to you <_< .
Joke:
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow.
Joke:
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow.
