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[Mystery Mask]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You can't kill me! Well I killed Chibi Riya about ten posts ago, oh well.

So as blood was spourting out of Mystery Mask's head and it was getting all over everyone. It controlled there minds and they recreated him in a new Chojin body, he became the king of the world and beat all the other Chojin's weak little butts, but of course...

[Chibi Riya]

Jeager was still alive so he poured holy water on Mystery Mask's blood because of the evilness. Then.....

[Mystery Mask]

Nothing happened because there was nothing evil about Mystery Mask except the nasty French Vanilla Ice Cofee he had before he was shot.

[max powerz]

Exclaimed the crew, but in reality an unholy beast was sprung forth from Mystery Mask's corpse. It truly was a mystery to what vile creature lurked withing his body. This potion also revived all that have been killed by the vilians hands before transformation, but this still may not be enough to stop the demonic beast. As the crew walked away the New creaure formerly known as mystery mask creapt up behind them to....

[Mystery Mask]

I don't like where this thing is going.

Join in, in a very special song and dance number from the musical...

[KnuxieChan]

CATS, and everyone suddenly had cat suits on. Then Spiderman dropped in and started to sing "I'm not gay, I'm not gay, but I dance around in a gay, gay way"...

[Mystery Mask]

but then a monkey came out of the sky and mooned everyone watching. It's special ability made people disinegrate, but it didn't work because Mystery Mask blocked it with his life. The one everyone blambed to be bad ended up saving their lives.

So how do you like that!

[max powerz]

"so how did you like that" said the beast

And in unisin they all starting singing and dancing,
"We like to dance, we like to sing,
we like to prance, its just our thing
have no fear, we wont go
we may look queer, but we slay our foe
were the dancing cats of deadly destruction"
The monster forerly known as mystery mask looked in confusion, the rymes the chymes lead him to the conclusion, that he must go, stop this horror show and...

Edited by max powerz, 05 August 2003 - 06:16 PM.

[Mystery Mask]

"so how did you like that" said the beast

And in unisin they all starting singing and dancing,
"We like to dance, we like to sing,
we like to prance, its just our thing
have no fear, we wont go
we may look queer, but we slay our foe
were the dancing cats of deadly destruction"
The monster forerly known as mystery mask looked in confusion, the rymes the chymes lead him to the conclusion, that he must go, stop this horror show and...

I'm not following?

[Chibi Riya]

Mars suddenly shouted "I AM NOT GAY! I look stupid in this costume!" Chibi Riya and Chibi Mars refused to let Mars take out the cat suit he was wearing.

[Ms. KinnikuFan]

Then suddenly, and for no good reason, and not to mention defying biological possibility, a very pregaunt Gazelleman walk unto this insane scene...

[Adamantiumwulf]

Then godzilla appeard on the scene and thought "This is rediculous!". With that thought he roasted them all with his breath. Plucked some telephone poles out of the ground and skewered all of the roasted wrestlers and wannabe's. Ate them for dinner and later that week droped them off as fertilizer on a corn field.

[Mystery Mask]

All of them after going into the ground fused with it and came back as really smelly zombies, they only had one thought in their minds "Mars is gay" but that was not it...

[Jesusfreak]

to...yell "LETS PARTAY!!!" so mytsery mask quickly came back alive and dance...but mytery mask was so drunk that he.........

[Chibi Riya]

actually laid on Jeager.... (you know what I mean...) and then he got Jeager pregant by unknown. Then....

[Jesusfreak]

Jeager didn't notice that he was pregent and he thought that he was fat, but when Jeager water broke he.......

Edited by Jesusfreak, 06 August 2003 - 07:26 AM.

[Mystery Mask]

This is getting ugly here sa

found it was Mars's baby and that Mars had pretended to be a drunk Mystery Mask. The baby for some reason was already 23 years old before the end of the day and...

[Chibi Riya]

Jeager cried because he wanted to spend time with a newborn baby. ....

[WarsmanandRamenmanrule]

I agree with Mystery Mask, this is getting...odd.

...then Mars came and told Jeager that he looked like a sissy. Jeager got mad ad did a Red Rain of Pain on Mars, shooting his flaming hand right through Mars, killing him. Then evey choyjin came and walked down the yellow brick road, and sang " Ding-dong, Mars is dead..." Then all of the sudden..

[Tortle]

...Chuck Heston, sickened by the recent events and willing to put them to a stop at any cost (even that of his own life), ignited a universal matter obliteration bomb. Within seconds, all the matter in the universe was destroyed by a cascading fireball of destruction that swept virtually instantaneously from star system to star system. Every last speck of matter, including Mars, Jeager, and everyone and everything in the universe was annihilated down to the atom, thereby making the universe a vast void of nothingness. Since no events can happen without matter to cause them, time itself ceased to exist. Have a nice day.

[Chibi Riya]

All of the suddenly everyone came back as ZOMBIES then they were walking together singing same song but different lyrics
"Fa la la la la we are back as zombies and we are ugly dudes! We blame our death on Tortle so we shall chase after Zombie Tortle!"

Then all of the zombies were actually chasing after a real zombie Tortle.......

[Mystery Mask]

they grabbed him and killed him and he came back to life. (three board members have died now) then a giant juicer came out of the sky and grinded everyone up into a juice. Mr. P ate it and became the strongest in th universe, however...

[Jesusfreak]

Mr.P missed the ppl that he ate....so he killed himself and the zombies was crawling out of his nose, mouth, ears, and in the sickest places u can think of...and the zombies.........

[Adamantiumwulf]

Two attempts to kill this thread run amok and somehow they keep going and getting stupider.

[Xeno Violinist]

then Yoda appeared, " Never end the chaos will... unless the destined one there will be, the dark side clouds everthing."
Brocken Jr climbed out of the river he fell in, " Somebody end this insane madness! And why am I in these stupid clothes?!" and walks off.