One of 'em has been warming the shelf at the local Kay-Bee for months, so I finally bought it )Marked down in price). It came with Salacious Crumb, a spear with skulls, and a severely mangled corpse.
Anyway, here's my question... why?
The package says "Fan's choice no. 2!" Fans wanted ana ction figure of Amanaman over Darth Maul? (Coincidentally, the other Fans' choices are a half-naked Leia in salve outfit, half-naked Luke in bacta tank, and half-naked Darth Maul. Man, those tattoos are extensive).
Something is definitely amiss here.
Anyway, the banana with limbs is supposedly a bounty hunter/assasin, FEARED THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!!! ...huh? His legs are smaller than my ankles, technically speaking, and his arms are so long and spindly that a child could probably break him. Just how is this thing supposed to be a threat? Does it shoot lasers from its eyes? Telling from the condition that the mangled skeleton is in, I'd actually guess something like that. My only real guess is that some crazed fan declared the Amanaman to be his Patron Star wars Saint, and wrote a long, detailed history of him, getting it published in some Star Wars novel or guide.
So, what does all of this prove? Star Wars Fans Will Buy Anything.