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[mrjayberry]

Du Jour means teamwork-Josie and The kittycats

Whos a rock Star?

I am.

[asator]

Comic Book Guy reflecting on his impending doom, in The Simpsons Movie: "I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!"

[Czarcher]

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[MissMothra]

"That mutt lubricated on my foot. Now it's going to rust" - Ironhide, Transformers 2007 (not entirely sure if that's what he said, I only saw the movie once ^^; )

"Bumble-Bee, stop lubricating on the human" - Optimus, Transformers 2007

From IMdB

Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
[aiming cannons at Mojo]
Ironhide: Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot!
Sam Witwicky: He did? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, this is gonna rust...

XD! That's how it went! X3

[gilgar]

It rubs the lotion on its skin - silence of the lambs

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

More KungPow Quotes!

Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH.

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

Master Tang: Prepare the long rubber glove.
[glove stretching]
Master Tang: Eeny, meeny, miney, moe - I wonder where my glove will go?

Narrator: I mean, crap, man ! Look at that. That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones and.I mean, i'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.

[el midgetron]

"shat, I am still paying for that damn ferrari" - Kickin it Old School

lol, bueller rules.

[ironmask]

"Why, you're not a daisy at all"- Doc Holiday, Tombstone

"I was just foolin'." Ringo
"I wasn't." Holiday

"You're not strong! You're silky boys! Silk comes fromthe butts, of Chinese worms!" Cl. Oates, Bill and Ted's bogus journey

(When asked is he has any "Derogatory Comments for the champ?")
"Yeah. I think he's great." Rocky, Rocky

"I din't wanna fight!" Tommy Lee, Best of the Best
"All I wanted was a beer. Sh*t happens." Alex, Best of the Best

"Wyatt, I stand Corrected. You're an oak." Doc holiday, Tombstone

"What a sh*thead." Faith No More guy, Bill and Ted's bogus journey

[asator]

Marty the blackjack dealer in "Vegas Vacation": "You dont know when to quit do you Griswold? Here's an idea, why dont you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day."


Clark Griswold: "What can I do with 5 dollars?"
Marty: "Lets see... you could BUY a bullet and RENT a gun, hahaha!!!"

[gilgar]

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. - back to school

[mrjayberry]

Abba Zabba you're my only friend-Thurgood

[Czarcher]

Come play with us Danny.......forever......and ever.......and ever. -The Shining

[Imp]

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

[after landing and cloaking a Klingon spaceship in Golden Gate Park]
"Everybody, remember where we parked."

Captain Kirk, from ST:The Voyage Home

Edited by Imp, 10 October 2007 - 04:33 PM.

[Czarcher]

Where do these guys come from?! -Spiderman 3

[musclemenkids]

Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".


Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

[Imp]

Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".


Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

I just know that's from Spinal Tap!

[musclemenkids]

Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".


Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

I just know that's from Spinal Tap!

You knows it!!



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[Scumdogg]

'I must break you' -Rocky III

Rocky IV, actually. This is a pretty good topic though, i approve. A few that i'm consistently trying to work into my day-to-day life:

"You're killin' me Smalls!" --The Sandlot

"She's got a great ass!! And you got your head all the way up it!" --Any Given Sunday

"It's true your honor. This man has no dick." --Ghostbusters

"For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing." --Jaws

"Play the radio as loud as you want, but don't f*** with my levels now, i got 'em just the way i like 'em" --Jackie Brown

"What the f*** is the Internet?" --Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"This s*** will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur, just like me" --Predator

"Build a man a fire, he stays warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life" --Lost Boys 2 (terrible movie, great line)

[mimoman]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." - Robocop

[gilgar]

Not possible! You can't watch too much TV... Television is reality, and reality is less than television...The television screen has become the retina of the mind's eye (Videodrome)


The only reason you stay here is so you can eff my mother and eat her food. MOTHEReffER. FOOD EATER. (River's Edge)



Heineken? eff that shizznit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! (Blue Velvet)



I know it was dead because I like poked it with a stick. (River's Edge)



Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay (The Warriors)

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

E.T. the Extra Terrestrial.

Eliot: AAHHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!

E.T.: NYAHAYAYAHAYYAHAYAAAAA...nanaya..na.aya.!!!!

[TheOrgg]

I'm gonna stall the one-ton Wonton before he rips off my head and shoves it in my face!

-Bruce Campbell, My Name Is Bruce

[dankingery]

i'm going to peel his skin and then make him watch me wear it. -apocalypto.

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

Lord Helmet: "What's the matter Col. Sanders? Chicken!!!?"

[Blitzwulf]

"There's two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig...you dig." Clint Eastwood from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

"If you're good at something, never do it for free." Joker in The Dark Knight

"Oh that's right Pile, don't make any effort to get to the top of the obstacle, if God wanted you up there, he'd a miracled yer ass up there by now!" FMJ

"Did your parents have any children that lived?....(sir yes sir)..."I bet they regret that." FMJ (Full metal Jacket...best nam movie ever.)

(I could go all day with FMJ quotes, the drill instructor rules.)

"I'll be in my bunk." Jane in the Firefly series, after seeing two girls kiss.

"Loyd, I hope you're not using that toilet, it's broken." Dumb and Dumber

"I like to picture my Jesus with angel wings, and he's singin' front-man for Lynard Skynard, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk!"
Talledega nights

"You may not know this, but I'm kind of a big deal around here." Anchor man

"I'm pretty effin far from ok." Pulp Fiction

" You know what they call a quater pounder w/ cheese in Amsterdam?" also PF

" What country you from? What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in What?" again, that's PF

" ...Er nothing, it's just that you kinda remind me of my mother." From Terminator 3

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." T2

"You try pullin any dat crazy sh*t with me, or start waving your piece around on da lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a**, and pull the trigger till it goes...click." The Big Lebowski (Turturo rules)


That's what I got for now