Yo momma wears a wig with a chin strap
Yo momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Council Contest: Ironmask's May Mayhem Contest
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, May 07 2014 08:27 PM
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 04:24 AM
Your mother is so nasty, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 02:03 PM
Yo momma so fat, she uses a hula hoop for a belt
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 03:10 PM
Your momma is so ugly she breaks mirrors with her face
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 04:07 PM
Yo Mama teeth so yellow she spits butter
Yo Mama so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs
Yo mama so fat she has the whole world thinking, "where we going to bury her when she dies?"
Yo mama so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholestrol
Yo mama like a hardware store, ten cents a screw
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the mist" in her shower
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 10:00 PM
Yo' momma is like the bench from a high school boys locker room... She's tasted several generations worth of sweaty underaged dude ass.
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 07:30 AM
Okay, entries are over... Whichever yo momma joke post gets the most likes by midnight TONIGHT, gets the prize. Go!
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 08:15 PM
I guess it's down to me and Karis.
Congrats, Karis. You have won the prize, for what may be the most underwhelming contest in LRG history.
I'll eventually mail you a giant box of toy shit.
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Posted 07 June 2014 - 08:16 PM
I could try to make one worse if it would make you feel better...
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Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:53 AM
Sweet! I'll pick a few to keep and use the rest for contest prizes or giveaways. Thanks Jimmy!Congrats, Karis. You have won the prize, for what may be the most underwhelming contest in LRG history.
I'll eventually mail you a giant box of toy shit.
