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[ironmask]

Howdy gang! Ironmask here, with the second LRG Council Contest. As you all know, I tend to do things a little differently... And my contest is going to teach you how to use the board better, help educate you on some of the much-asked-about board history, and amuse the living shit out of me. 

 

First, the stipulations:

1. You must be a board member. Your post count doesn't matter, neither does your tenure.

2. You only get three chances to post in this contest thread. You can do three in one post, you can do three separate posts, it doesn't matter. If you post four attempts, you are disqualified.

3. Have fun with this.

 

What is "This"?

You must go into the Junk Yard, and on the dark grey header bar that says "Recently Updated" in the right hand corner, you will also see a prompt that says "Custom" with a little down-arrow. Click that. A little task bar will pop up, and it will give you several options; click on the one that says "Time Frame" and select "Show All". 

This will open up the Junk Yard, and you'll be able to read EVERY junked thread.

 

Objective: Find the funniest quotes/posts from the Junk Yard. This is a court of Jimmy's opinion, so I will be selecting the one that amuses ME the most (Although I will likely consult the rest of Council on the matter, as well).

Contest posts must be made in THIS thread.

 

The Bounty:

1 Horde II 3-Pack

A Party-Time Beetle Punk

and a Pack of the Original Murks.

 

Contest runs to Thanksgiving. I'll announce the winner the day following.

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Edited by ironmask, 03 November 2013 - 06:21 AM.

[PlasticSoul]

Hahaha you have captured my attention.

 

[jkaris]

Oh shit, this is going to be hilarious!

Not as hilarious as Weng Weng though..

[Jeremy0477]

2 words: Kirby Collector. I got this Jimmy...

[Jeremy0477]

"I was sitting with all kinds of eff ups, a couple male prostitutes dressed up like women, a weird gay guy who was sweating and cursing,D, and the pusher man."

[Ridureyu]

From HERE:

 

 

 

And just so you know, if my movies get made, I'll personally make sure that all
the jerks who chose "lame poll" {which it is not!} do NOT get to see ANY of my
fabulous masterpieces on the big screen!! You can wait until they come out on video, when they'll look considerably LESS amazing!!
The only way you'll get in is if you become a master of disguise and learn ninja-swift moves, so you can successfully SNEAK in!! But I bet you wouldn't do that,
because it would kinda be like supporting "SSB Super Stars" and "The Ninja".
Listen, I'm sorry for being so harsh, but I've just about reached my breaking
point. Once again, you're knocking the cane out from under the blind person.
Why would you wanna see my movies anyway, though? You obviously think my movies'll suck just `cause I'm 13.
In conclusion, Ocarina of Time is in the lead, because I'm not counting the votes
of cruel people who don't care about an autistic 13-year-old boy's feelings {and
family}.         

 

 

 

I cannot wait until I'm an adult to make these movies.
David Spade will be too old to play Link, I'll be to old to play the Ninja, Daniel
Radcliffe will be too old to play Ness, etc!
I've already found the perfect actors and I'm supposed to wait until they're too
old for the role I've chosen `em for? I've gotten experience!
I've acted in 3 school plays, sang at a talent show and have been making home
movies with my friends for 5 years now!
Rokk, since you explained it so well, I'm taking you off my list of jerks.
Feel free to see any of my movies, if or when they become a reality.

 

 

 

They are very long and very detailed. I have written 5 down on the computer and
the rest are stored in my mind for now.
Home movie, eh?
Well, find me a boy who can shoot fire from his hands, a batch of Metroids, a
floating city, about 80 different Pok�mon, 40 flying cars, a pink puffball with clown
shoes, two kind-hearted thieves with a talking cat, an apple tree who can make
hurricanes, walking statues, a huge gorilla with a tie, a dragon-like monster in a
spikey turtle shell, a 15-year-old who can drive a car, a man with a plate of rice
for a head and a guy who can almost kill an opponent by flinging them onto his
shoulders and jumping into the air, defying gravity itself, smashing his own butt
into the ground with enough force to make a crater, but never getting hurt while
doing so.
Find me those, then we'll talk.         

 

Edited by Ridureyu, 03 November 2013 - 03:44 PM.

[jkaris]

Alan Mask has stuff in the Junk Yard?

[ironmask]

Alan Mask has stuff in the Junk Yard?

His greatest hits.

Rid is working to his audience, haha

[Ridureyu]

Alan Mask has stuff in the Junk Yard?

 

 

Don't criticize me!!! You're kicking out a crutch from underneath a blind man!  I'm a genius, I tell you! A GENIUS!  I'll have you know I'm in NaNoWriMo this year and I am going to write the next epic fantasy trilogy this month and it'll make billions more than Harry Potter and it's got Nintendo characters in it!

[Metalmonkey]

Weng Weng is hilarious!

[Draznar]

Mine are all going to be a little more recent, but I don't see anything against that in the rule!

 

 

 

http://www.littlerub...howtopic=168790

 

Dying from not pooping?

Dying from pooping too much?

Or waking up one morning to find that mushrooms have been growing under the skin of your arm, so your arm looks all lumpy like it's a rash, but it's really mushrooms? 

Greatest thread starter of ALL TIME.




http://www.littlerub...howtopic=184984

And believe me the only ones waving their dicks around are the three musketeers

 

This was incredibly stupid and makes me burst out laughing.

 

 

 

 

http://www.littlerub...howtopic=162138
 

Alright I need to know what is your post about because it's starting to freak me a out a bit with the Batman and Superman thing.

How can this be related to my topic about an Iceman figure? or Megaman? 

 

I actually pictured in my head a person cowering behind their computer screen at the thought of a Batman picture. I LOVE YOU KC.

[ravenjack]

http://www.littlerub...c=173480&page=1

Yeah, too bad October Toys are about as much use as a chocolate dildo.

You know what upset me?


That nobody used this:

Edited by ravenjack, 05 November 2013 - 06:40 AM.

[ravenjack]

This sonofabee-eye-itch doesn't even speak American!         

 

http://www.littlerub...showtopic=50237

[ravenjack]

'General Veers', on 05 May 2011 - 08:52 AM, said:

Till someone else "that matters" finds one and posts and when you and the others "that matter" pile on and congratulate each other over something new to talk about with MUSCLE then I can be all...



And youll be all...



And then Ill be all...



And youll be all...



Ind Ill be all...



and then jkaris will be all...



Just sayin...

Lighten up Veers, Jeezuz!

Edit: I just noticed that was a link...and I missed it the first time. Nice article besides me being called passive aggressive...

And here I was thinking we were friends. Can't we be friends Veers?

1. Off-topic
2. How much longer can you complain?
3.

Edited by Merovingian, 05 May 2011 - 04:34 PM.

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[Matlock]

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[walker13.1]

http://www.littlerub...c=173480&page=1

Yeah, too bad October Toys are about as much use as a chocolate dildo.
 

 

 

I think ravenjack has this won, but here are mine:

 

1.  Spoons were trained in killing their opponents in the most painful way possible

 

2.  Why didin't you answer my grade question? And why are there no angry looking Smilies on this board!

 

3.  Unless it's a stripper, I don't like to watch anyone dance.

Edited by walker13.1, 07 November 2013 - 04:12 PM.

[iwao]

doc_moore_j, on Oct 26 2005, 04:44 PM, said:

arforbes, on Oct 26 2005, 03:40 PM, said:

 

General Veers, on Oct 26 2005, 10:18 AM, said:

 

arforbes, on Oct 25 2005, 09:28 PM, said:

doc_moore_j, on Oct 25 2005, 07:22 PM, said:

I think that yapiel guy has a BHS.

Very funny!

Lying to your friends is funny!

Being a c*cksucker is funny too!

Maybe so, but I am surprised you'd admit it Alex.

 

 

 

Might be disqualifying myself if the above exchange doesn't count as 1 entry.

[imperfecz]

I gotta sift. I had a copy of my favorite quote, but I dumped it not too long before this contest came about. So now I have to wade through this garbage to find another gleaming gem of a pile.

[ironmask]

Less than a week left!

[ironmask]

As much as I love the exploits of KC and Alanmask, I gotta hand it to Iwao. 

Well played. 

PM me with your address, and I'll get your swag out to you.

[iwao]

Awesome. I'm surprised so many people slept on this contest considering the prizes and how much fun it is to dig up junk dirt. I thought this would go for multiple pages. Thanks, Jimmy. I'll PM you now.

[ironmask]

Yeah, I was a little surprised, too. And with the wealth of stuff in there, the contest could have gone on for ages. At least some people learned how to use the Junk Yard, though.

[Draznar]

Congrats to Iwao!