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[~*Chibi Chinese Dragon*~]

Hm yeah so true

And sex is a horrible thing to me since i had a kid through it and now i'm on my own 0_0


Cya Later

Susan Thompson

[SpectreSuperSix5]

I hear you can get 50 bucks for junking wrecks like this.


To the Junkyard!

[SpectreSuperSix5]

From the owner of the Junkyard...my guess would be Johhny!

[doc_moore_j]

Sex with Doc would be horrible. That’s the only kind of horrible sex.

Your scared huh Veers?

My wife likes it hahahaha. Neither of us think it is horrible.

There have been times where it seemed horrible, like that time me and GodBeast's sister were going at it and he and his mom walked into the room.

Or the time when my wife started chanting "Oh Veers, Oh Veers, YES YES, OH GOD VEERS!" That was a little wierd.

Or that time when I was about to have sex and the girl pointed and laughed hence giving me the nickname "The Scared Turtle" that has stuck for life.

Or that time when I was so excited I was about to do it that I wet my pants.

Or that time Johnny had told Me Alex downloaded my arse picture to make a giant sized Doc moore sex doll out of, and even though I was not participating in the sex, it just creeps me out.

Or the time ...... Ah hell the list goes on forever. Maybe your right. Sex is Horrible.



NOT!!!!!! Sex rules!!! I like it.

[THEGODBEAST]

Or that time that Doc was double teamin' those 2 65+ year old Asian grocery market checkers in San Jose China Town.

That was some horrible sex and to think Johnny, Scott, and I all had to watch.....




Or that time Alex was liftin' that Geo Metro, later when he was flexin' in the mirror in his room, and his mom walked in on him.........

That was some horrible lonely sex...........



Or that time Johnny................Ha! Ha! Ha!





Doc, I frickin' have told you before, "I don't have a sister, and you keep getting your sister confused."

THEGODBEAST

[jkaris]

Oh shizznit, thisa thread is too funny. I moved it to the sandbox so the rest of the board can enjoy it also!

I am laughing my arse off right now!

[Imp]

....A sex doll Doc...hmmm

Let's see, I could get a body pillow and a silkscreened pillowcase with a pic of Doc on it...

Hey, Johnny, you need any more products for the store?

And I'm still waiting for a full frontal pic...

[Drtooth]

Is sex horrible.... sadly I wouldn't know!

[Rokk]

My wife is pregnant so I have forgotten what sex is even like. The only thing close to sex I get are the pics of Marty's arse that he keeps e-mailing me. I keep telling him that I was drunk that one night and I really don't swing that way.

[jkaris]

My wife is pregnant so I have forgotten what sex is even like.

You're kidding, right? Sex is safe all the way up the the final day. It's just the 30 days afterward that are the hardest.....

[gilgar]

And sex is a horrible thing to me

Must not be doing it right

i had a kid through it

Must be doing something right

and now i'm on my own

Must not be doing it right


Practice makes perfect

Don't practice with

[Rokk]

You're kidding, right? Sex is safe all the way up the the final day. It's just the 30 days afterward that are the hardest.....

Well, I know I can physically do it. But, when your wife looks like a whale and you can't really do anything fun, it takes a little luster off the whole thing. I know, I know, I'm a total pig. Everyone can go ahead and flame away at me.

[gilgar]

...you can't really do anything fun

Must not be doing it right

My wife is pregnant

Must be doing something right

it takes a little luster off the whole thing

Must not be doing it right


Practice makes perfect

Don't practice with Marty's arse

:silly: pad

[Rokk]

Don't practice with Marty's arse

Practice makes perfect, huh? All right, but when I end up with 20 kids, I'm going to blame you.

[TheOrgg]

Hm yeah so true

And sex is a horrible thing to me since i had a kid through it and now i'm on my own 0_0


Cya Later

Susan Thompson

I wouldn't know... but I do know that my highschool taught that sodomy was an alternative to vaginal sex because it could prevent impregnation, but not STDs.

I never have had the opprotunity to attempt any form of it being quite the ugly one... but so it goes.


Your child is precious, take care of it. Your life has ended, and now it is all about your child's life.

If this displeases you, look into adoption programs in your area.

I hope the best for you.

[arforbes]

This is effing hilarious! Haha! Sex is great!

So is this thread!

[Ridureyu]

Actually, it isn't sex that got you into this, it's your own lack of responsibility. As a friend of mine once said, "Men, keep your fly zipped, and it'll save you a world of trouble."

[pasvagrsvj]

One of the few valuable lessons that I learned from my father at an early age is this: "Son, it's really hard to get a girl pregnant through the esophagus."

I shizzit you not....my Dad's a real gem. But I do still live by this lesson.

[THEGODBEAST]

This is effing hilarious! Haha! Sex is great!
So is this thread!

How would you know?

Liftin' cars and collectin' muscles are NOT sex Alex, although they are very exciting and stimulating for you.

As far as Rokk and my a$$, maybe that is why Jon kept walking behind me at the Wizard World Chicago Comic Con? Checkin' it out? You sick F**K Rokk. You are as bad as Doc! What is with you 2 am my a$$?

Also, if your wife sees your post about the whole whale thing........you won't be getting sex for way more than 30-60 days after the baby. You might be looking for a new place to live and some child support....... BE NICE TO HER, she is going to be going through hell during labor.

THEGODBEAST

[doc_moore_j]

Liftin' cars and collectin' muscles are NOT sex Alex, although they are very exciting and stimulating for you.

That was too funny. I love you guys. No wonder Tsubasa has not gotton pregnant, I guess her mouth and face are not as fertile as I thought (kidding of course) if she read this she'd kick my arse big time. You know she can too. Thanks for the edumacation guys.

Seriously though, Ridureyu's advice is good advice. Or at least wrap it up. I know so many single moms that have been screwed over by disrespectfull non-caring asses who just wanted to get some. Or guys lives screwed because instead of going to college they are working at Wendy's trying to pay for child support etc...

Oh yeah and about Marty's arse. It was hard not to stare. He walks around with his arse exposed trying to heal his prolapsed bowel. It was gross. Here is a pic I took during Muscle con for you guys to see what I am talking about.

EDIT - Dude, you can't post that. That's WAY too gross!

Edited by General Veers, 20 February 2004 - 10:46 AM.

[SpectreSuperSix5]

Jesus Doc, that was a little inappropriate

[Imp]

Damn Doc! Label that thing NSFL...hell, NSFA!

Not that I haven't seen it before... and at least it isn't the you-know-who guy...

(Not safe for lunch/not safe for anything)