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[Tortle]

I know I voted for Ram-man as the worst piece of crap ever to come out of the Masters of the Universe line, but for some reason I had forgotten about Mekanek, the Most Powerful Dork in the Universe! Here's a figure that not only LOOKS like a dweeb, but has a dorky action feature as well! Hell, even his weapon's dorky!

And the new Mekanek continues this time-honored tradition of dorkness. If I was designing the new figures, I definitely would have overlooked Mekanek for somebody less dorky... hell, even Snout Spout is cooler than Mekanek.

They're making a new Mekanek, and there's no new Zodac in sight?! Where's the justice in that?!

-Nathan

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[Tortle]

Even the Four Horsemen can't make Mekanek cool...

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[doc_moore_j]

I am not much of a collector of these toys, I have about 7 from when I was a kid. But I'd have to agree with you, this guy does look like a loser.

[arforbes]

I remember this figure, he wasn't a favorite of mine then, and now that I see him again, he does look a chump!

Yeah, definitely not a "cool" figure...

[jkaris]

I'm pretty sure that Mekaneck was "Geared" towards a female audience. And a "lonely" one at that. Also included was an old R&B song on an LP that began with these words..."C'mon baby, let's do the TWIST" He was a BIG hit with the females, who were more than willing to take the "PLUNGE" and drop some cash for him.

[doc_moore_j]

And why do girls like this guy hmmmm? Could it have something to do with his extending neck, and huge tongue?

[Ridureyu]

I got a Ram-Man today! (the new one)

I love the guy:-P

[Tortle]

Does the new Ram-Man have a ramming action like the old one? If so, is it just as lame? The old Ram-Man barely rammed at all, the spring was so weak.

-Nathan

[Ridureyu]

Oh, he rams, believe you me...

[Tortle]

Yeah, he probably "rams" Mekaneck, if you know what I mean...

Hm... perhaps Ram-Man and Mekaneck are in fact gay lovers! Didn't you notice the sexual tension between them in the new cartoon? Maybe the cartoon is catering to a more politically correct crowd nowadays.

-Nathan

[Ridureyu]

YOU DARE BESMIRCH RAM-MAN'S REPUTATION?!?!?!

ME HULK! ME SMASH!!!


Actually, I'd guess that Mekaneck and Man-E-Faces are the "item" of the group...

[Tortle]

I'd guess that Mekaneck and Man-E-Faces are the "item" of the group...

But, with a name like "Ram-Man", there has to be something homo-erotic going on there...

Maybe Mekaneck, Ram-Man, and Man-E-Faces get together for a threesome. Although, with Man-E-Faces, I guess it would be a five-some...

-Nathan

[Ridureyu]

Personally, I think that Ram-Man has it for Teela. Did you see the scene where he "saved" her by headbutting a tree?

Ram-Man: "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELA!" *thunk*


perhaps one of these days Rammie'll just off prince Adam and take the girl for himself.

[Beligerant1]

hey dont pick on meckanek like that, i always thought he was a pretty cool figure, and how can you say that his weapon is dorky too? look at that club and compare it to man at arms club and tell me who has the kitty weapon, and he weilds that thing with one hand, pretty impressive. And what dork does well with the ladies? I think you guys are just playa hatin.