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[grimerslimer]

Ok, yesterday I was driving down a fairly busy street and passed a car that had been weaving side to side in his lane like he was drunk. While passing I looked down into his car and discovered that the guy had a laptop open on the passanger seet and was trying to type something while peeling an orange and trying to drive!

Although it is kinda funny, (only because the a-hole didn't hit anybody) I couldn't believe that someone could be so thoughtless as to do that with no regard for everyone around him that had to beware lest he side swipe them.

So I thought that I would ask if anyone had some funny stories of crap they have seen other people doing in cars while driving. I'd like to keep it as clean as possible, as I'm sure lots of people have seen some perverted crap, I'm mostly just looking for funny stuff!

--grimey

[lazzy lizard]

other than seeing women putting on their make up while driving, not much more cleaner than that! i did see some chic sitting on a guys lap while driving.

=)

[THEGODBEAST]

other than seeing women putting on their make up while driving, not much more cleaner than that! i did see some chic sitting on a guys lap while driving.

=)

I have had quite the number of hummers (when I was a pimp) while drivin'...damn...I miss the college days and ALL the ladies I bootycalled...

I HATE women drivers w/cell phones and cigarettes...that just spells trouble.

TGB

[dabbuu]

You guys should try living in NY if thats the craziest stuff you've seen

The craziest thing I ever saw car wise was back in high school, I was stopped directly behind two cars at a red light, when the driver and the passenger of the second car get out and surrond the car direclty in front of the red light. Then they started unloading clips into it. So like a good samaritan I drove around them and away.

dabbuu

red light : car 1 - car 2 - me

[lazzy lizard]

awe no biggie, i see stuff like that all the time here in chicago.

=)

[unix4]

Yea, that happens all the time in Wyoming, except the indians use bows and arrows.

[Orca]

Well i live in one of the notches in the biblebelt up here in Canada so i've seen plenty of hummers (and recieved a few) while out driving. Actually the shcoolgirls are trading hummers for rides home with their classmates so seeing hummers while you drive passed the school isn't uncommon. These days a hummer is like a handshake...too bad that wasn't the case while i was in school 13 years ago( i drove a truck with a flatbench seat~!!) The craziest things i've seen???? Well although we have Indians they don't shoot bows and arrows at cars, they are too busy driving them off the road. We get the ladies doing their make-up while talking on their cellphones and smoking a cigarette and speeding in the rain at night-time. In Abbotsford, Wednesday (tonight) is Freak-night , but, that's a topic for another time....and No i don't participate, but its fun to watch. A few years back there used to be a guy that would scream out in traffic and preach a sermon for minutes at a time while he was tring to navigate his way through stop and go traffic. Where was the guys that unload clips into cars back then??

I think everyone has the nerds who read while they drive, the laptop was a new one but with technology that's the way things go. On second thought. the Cops have been doing that for years, except they are eating doughnuts and not peeling oranges....hehehe

[lazzy lizard]

i knew i shoulda moved to canada!!! college girls giving hummers for rides!

i'll patrol the campus' all day long for that type of deal!!!

=)

[Orca]

i knew i shoulda moved to canada!!! college girls giving hummers for rides!

i'll patrol the campus' all day long for that type of deal!!!

=)

Actually i was refering to the schoolgirls grades 9-12. They are starting earlier and earlier every year.

I used to work security for high school dances out in Abbotsford for awhile. Now when i went to school you would hear the occassional so and so got some action at the dance and that was probably some guy grabbing a boob or squeezing a bum. These days its every single dance at every single school i worked security for you saw kids going at it. One dance this lucky little dude was pounding a "hot chick" on a mat in the bleachers. i said it like "hot chick" so you didn't think it was Marty's version of "hot" as in his college days. So what do you say? ....hey dude move over i'll show how its done No you can't. You have to say, "Hey kids break it up" or "Hey man, where's your condom??" Seeing girls stripping or flashing their orbs when the DJ plays "I'm too sexy" to finger-banging, oral action or outright farking was normal. Of course it wasn't outright out in the open as most kids have a very narrow field of vision so being 20 ft away up in the bleachers was like another room. Oh ya, it's waaaay different now than when i went to school.......

[grimerslimer]

Thank God Utah hasn't sunk so low!

I work security for a few dances as well and it would be unheard of to have that happen in plain sight. Don't get me wrong, kids are still getting it on I'm sure, but not in public to that degree.

Then again, in our dances (school, not public) girls aren't allowed to wear clothes that are clearly lacking in modesty. They will be asked to go home and change or wear something over the top. At Jr. Prom they made any girls with speghetti straps on wear a shawl, (if that's how you spell it!).

I think modesty is where it begins. Once you allow immodest clothing all hell breaks loose. Guys will try to get away with more, and girls will allow it.

--grimey

Edited by grimerslimer, 12 May 2005 - 08:37 AM.

[dark_eternal]

when we convoy somewhere on a TDY, like to Gulfport MS or Key West FL every so often well get lucky and some girls will flash us, they love guys in uniform.

youll see some crazy stuff at mardi gras. ive seen girls giving bj's on the side of the road in plain site, its a great party

[grimerslimer]

Here's a story my bro. told me:

He was driving down a canyon when this little sports car came flying up behind him and started riding him, like under a foot from his back bumper. He stayed there for a little while, till there was a passing area, where he proptly flew past my bro.

Unlucky for this driver though, the passing area only lasted long enough for him to pass just my bro. so the guy got stuck behind a sedan. He then began to do the same with this car, really close.

Suddenly my bro saw the sedan hit the breaks and the sports car slammed right into the back end of it.

Then the lights came on.........

The sedan was an under cover cop car!


Can you imagine this driver's surprise! I laughed for a good while hearing this!

--grimey

[Personality #9]

My ex-girlfriend used to give me head while I was driving...

Surprisingly, I never had any difficulty actually driving, but it was somewhat odd when I'd be at a stop light with other cars waiting right next to me.
One good thing about that is that I have a truck and usually I'm higher off the ground than most other cars, but every now and then I'd be next to a convoy or something.

All though it was kinda odd it never bothered me... hell, as long as I got my rocks off I was fine! (And I always got off! )