Well, the thread has been up, and we've seen all your entries, so it's time to VOTE! Voting will continue until October 30, so you have a week!
ALLSPORTDVD: "Oh my god, it's coming out & it's about to happen right now!"
krazedmadman: Prepare yourself villian for the omega curry squid blast attack.
Matlock: STOP!!! In the name of love .....
Stoffhimel: Good gravy! His farts are even stronger than HE IS!
Imperfecz: Flatulation punctuates the still night air, and I thank God you're here!
Pimpnugget: "Would it be considered gay if I accidently backed up and fell on to one of those?"
Ironmask: "Remember, you said you'd be gentle..."
DaHumorist: When Kinnikuman auditioned for a role in "the all-new Oz", he assumed there would be munchkins and witches. He had no idea it was HBO's Oz...
TheWatcher: I just unloaded a creamy behemoth and he was THIS BIG!!!
Ravenjack: "Goodnight Detroit!!!!!"
Ericnilla: "Kinnikumans only way to escape was to rely on the Balrogs Fart to Face fetish".
Krazedmadman: Can you spot the frenchie?
Matlock: You look like shit today!
Stoffhimel: ah, theres my date. I see she did her make up today.
Jhayward1283: That's not what your photo looked like on eharmony!
PimpNugget: "Well, it is closing time and I'm drunk. I have had worse and those red eyes are hot. It isn't totally ugly. Hhmm. Let me think about it for a second. Yea, I'd do it/her/him."
Ironmask: "Sir, I can see you staring at my ass. You can't afford it."
DaHumorist: Jerry reconsidered ordering the clam chowder after what happened to the last guy.
TheWatcher: But is it art?
RavenJack: "I believe that sculpture is post modern blood fart"
Ericnilla: "I was going for jesus, but the shit i just threw on this painting looks like Hedorah".
krazedmadman: Oh you like games eh? Well uncle Ray Rays got a game for you.
Matlock: WEDGIE!!
Draznar: I bet you can squeal like a pig! WEEEEEEEE
PimpNugget: "Easter morning the Moai come to life and have their annual Easter egg hunt. This lucky Moai found found a pair of eggs"
Ironmask: Life in the Kinniku Planet prison yard..."
DaHumorist: When Kinnikuman auditioned for a role in "the all-new Oz", he assumed there would be munchkins and witches. He had no idea it was HBO's Oz...
TheWatcher: M'am, you dropped your wuss.
ravenjack: "And now turn your head and cough"
imperfecz: Let me show you a little game Ironmask taught me. The only rule is, it's a secret!
Toyfiend76: take it out, I think your tearing something!!!!!!!!!!!!
EricNilla: "Kinnikuman found out really fast where the inhabitants of Easer Island hid their eggs".