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#1 Beligerant1

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Posted 17 August 2002 - 11:10 PM

DAMHSL: hey
DAMHSL: you have got to hear this crap
*******: Hey babe, what;s up
*******: Ok
DAMHSL: check it out, you know how i was carrying around various 40s and my own bottle of orange juice and rum
*******: Yeah
*******: What happened
DAMHSL: apparantly a cop or two saw that i got into the car with john with that stuff
DAMHSL: so were driving around and stuff going wherever we're going
DAMHSL: and we turn a corner and see a cop, and I say something about cops being around
*******: Man it was effing cops everywhere
DAMHSL: John says to me " eff him man" or something like that
DAMHSL: and i just kinda agree or whatever and we keep driving
*******: Both of you were drinking right??
DAMHSL: then after a little bit, john realizes we have a undercover cop on our tail
DAMHSL: yeah we were both drinking
*******: Damn
DAMHSL: but at this point we are still with the car that richard is in
DAMHSL: so we take a few turns different from their car, but the cop is still on us
DAMHSL: before this, john had thrown the closed 40 in the back of the car, but i still had my open bottle of oj and rum
*******: So, did they stop you
DAMHSL: so we get to the parking lot across from old west and we pull in and john is telling me to dump the crap out the door as he parks the car
DAMHSL: but im like, eff that, theyll see, and i throw the open bottle under the seat, eff any spillage
DAMHSL: so as soon as we park, two cop cars and the undercover car with the lights on pulls up behind us
*******: No crap!!
DAMHSL: we get out, and i go up to the first cop and hes like can I see some id, i give it to him and i ask him "is there a problem?" like i couldnt think of anything more original to say
*******: haha
DAMHSL: at the same time another cop is asking john "have you had anything to drink tonight" to which john answers yes
DAMHSL: Then the cop im with tells me about how he saw me with bottles of something and then straight up asks john if he said something like "eff cops" or something like that
DAMHSL: and at that point the other cops are shining lights into the windows and crap looking for something to give us a ticket for
*******: So, what happened man
DAMHSL: so they asked us where we were going and i told them i lived in old west, and they just let us go
*******: damn
*******: All that bullshizznit for nothing
DAMHSL: it was some crazy crap, if i had dumped my bottle out the door, we would have gotten at least a ticket for an open container, but they probably also would have breathalized john and he would have failed
DAMHSL: that was a crazy way to start off the year, but i think it means good tidings


I blotted out the person i was talking to for her privacy, but this is a good example of the crap that i get into, and also you know that the censorship is rampant throughout my story and i dont actually say stuff like arse or eff.
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Posted 18 August 2002 - 04:39 AM

Yer classic dude, sspeakinf of drunken posts, im doing one right now, yes.
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Posted 18 August 2002 - 10:26 PM

hahaha. dam dude. that is some funny crap fellas.

on a side note. if you are ever trying to lose a cop. pull away from them around a corner and then take the next left. then they will round the corner and not know which way you turned. they ALWAYS go right because statistically that is the way most people will turn. so get a little wiggle room and then turn left to lose them.
there is also the movie classic: pull into a random driveway, hit the lights and duck down. but i'm not so sure that'd work in real life....
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Posted 18 August 2002 - 11:03 PM

there is also the movie classic: pull into a random driveway, hit the lights and duck down. but i'm not so sure that'd work in real life....

I've actually done this...to my friends! They were following me one night and I pulled over after a turn and turned the lights off. They drove right by me, it was great! Haha!!! :wub:

I was just being an arse for a good laugh! B)

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Posted 20 August 2002 - 10:07 AM

hey being an a.ss for no reason is the BEST reason.
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