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#1 Matlock

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 07:56 PM

Forever yes contest

With a twist

By

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Rules

  • Say Yes
  • Be a member for at lest ten days.
  • You also have to tell me a joke.
  • If you don't have a funny bone in your body you can substitute a original drawing, ( any medium ) of your favorite Little Rubber Guy
  • No rule against doing both, In fact i encourage it. Bonus toys will be added every time someone does both.
  • If you win you must host your own FOREVER YES CONTEST.
  • All countries welcome
  • Each member can only enter one time.

First Pile o goodies

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Starts now. 3/13/14

Ends 3/23/14

Winner announced the fallowing day. And will be generated using a random number generator

 

Thank you and good luck everyone


Edited by Matlock, 12 March 2014 - 07:56 PM.

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#2 ironmask

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 09:45 PM

Yes.

Also:

 

Did you hear about the necrophiliac's first love?

Everything was going great, until the hairy taco split.


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#3 Ericnilla

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 10:51 PM

Yes...

 

Joke:

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

 

Because they're ugly and they stink!

 


Edited by Ericnilla, 13 March 2014 - 01:59 AM.

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#4 Draznar

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 02:10 AM

I don't want to enter this time around, need to re-build my give-away stock. ;)

But I do want to share this I heard yesterday:

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


Putting it back in the wheelchair when you are done.


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Posted 13 March 2014 - 06:06 AM

the yes part 

I see a Beast hiding in there... yes! :thumbsup:

 

the funny part

  1. Two men walk into a bar; the third man ducked.
     
  2. Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a well known six offender.
     
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the drawing part

I'll edit and add a drawing here after I finish up the one I'm working on for the Council contest.


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#6 imperfecz

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Posted 13 March 2014 - 10:31 AM

Yes

 

 

What did Michael jackson have for breakfast?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing, he's dead.


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Posted 13 March 2014 - 02:09 PM

Yes

What's slimy,cold,long, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frogs finger


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Posted 13 March 2014 - 07:07 PM

Yes

 

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

 

One's a sick duck and I don't remember how the rest goes but your mother's a whore!

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Posted 14 March 2014 - 09:06 PM

Si!  

 

Why do they call Mexican midgets paragraphs?

 

Because they are too short to be essays!!!


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:32 AM

Yes!

 

I was in the park the other day, wondering about why Frisbees seem to get bigger as they fly through the air, and then it hit me.


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Posted 15 March 2014 - 04:56 PM

Yes!

What's the difference between a carp, and a lawyer?

One is a bottom-feeding, scumsucker, and the other is a fish!
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#12 Behemoth

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Posted 15 March 2014 - 08:26 PM

Yes!

What's the difference between a carp, and a lawyer?

One is a bottom-feeding, scumsucker, and the other is a fish!

I resemble that remark


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:01 AM

"Women are like dog poop; hear me through don't interrupt,

It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up."

- Jimmy Pop


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:16 AM

I resemble that remark

I seem to remember reading that you were studying law.

A very good friend of mine, who also happened to be my attorney, used to get a big kick out of us guys slinging lawyer jokes at him.
He's since passed away, but I still remember some of the better ones that we used to lay on him from time to time.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 08:24 AM

I seem to remember reading that you were studying law.

A very good friend of mine, who also happened to be my attorney, used to get a big kick out of us guys slinging lawyer jokes at him.
He's since passed away, but I still remember some of the better ones that we used to lay on him from time to time.

Yup I am a licensed attorney. And I love lawyer jokes. 

 

"What do you call an honest lawyer?"

 

 

 

"I don't know because they don't exist" 


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 03:19 PM

Yes-

Clean joke- Why does John tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He doesn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Dirty joke- Yes, they are.
Haaaaaa.....
Racist joke- See dirty joke.

Real joke- C.U.T. I.E.S
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 06:05 PM

Yes.  

 

You wanna joke?  Fine.

 

October toys Management.

 

Zing.


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 07:22 PM

Yes.

You wanna joke? Fine.

October toys Management.

Zing.


HA!
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Posted 20 March 2014 - 01:41 PM

Haha wooooow


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Posted 20 March 2014 - 09:55 PM

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

 

Edit: YES!


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Posted 21 March 2014 - 01:14 PM

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Edited by Rubberhammer, 25 March 2014 - 05:33 AM.

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 04:26 AM

Who won?
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#23 Matlock

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 05:45 AM

Congratulations IMPERFECZ you are the winner.

PM me your address, and I'll get your goods to you .


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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:50 AM

Yay I won
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 03:25 PM

Congrats on the win, Imperfecz!


But, Majinmoo had the best joke!
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