This topic is lockedHow many Borg does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
ALL of them!!
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I know about Borg and all that, but I don't understand the joke.-mimoman
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 07:11 AM
I know about Borg and all that, but I don't understand the joke.-mimoman
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 08:59 AM
Hands down the funniest thing yet. Real life is always funnier than jokes.hot dammit! I'm simi dyslexic! I can joke about it!
It's not like I made a joke about making sacrifices to santa
Since when does Santa take souls? Seems more like a job for SATAN!!!
What a sad sad world this is when good ol saint nick is taking the innocent.
And there's no sense in pinning it because it keeps itself alive. Plus I figure we may get tired of some of these jokes.
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:40 AM
Our glorious Milky Way is a tiny, infinitesimal speck of sand in this vast, incomprehensible universe. And somewhere in that Milky Way is our own solar system, less than one billionth of that speck of sand that is the Milky Way. And then there is our planet Earth, one hundred trillionth of that one billionth of that one speck of sand. And on this planet Earth there is DEV-0, an insignificant blemish with a lifespan too short to measure when placed in infinite time.
And you are here, with them, as so many specks of sand.
And you are here, with them, as so many specks of sand.
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:57 AM
haha that was great!
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 01:13 PM
Q : How do you get a Nun pregnent?
A : Dress her up like an Alter Boy.
I love that joke...
hehhe
A : Dress her up like an Alter Boy.
I love that joke...
hehhe
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 03:57 PM
That is an effed up joke! Ha!Q : How do you get a Nun pregnent?
A : Dress her up like an Alter Boy.
I love that joke...
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 05:08 PM
i agree, this topic has been kept alive for quite some time on its own. Im surprised it has even lasted this long. Keep the good stuff coming guys.And there's no sense in pinning it because it keeps itself alive. Plus I figure we may get tired of some of these jokes.
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Posted 21 April 2003 - 01:10 PM
Q: Why do Alter boys usually have there hair parted in the middle?
A: (Gesture a hair parting stroke with two hands in front of your crotch)
And say "Very good my son, God bless you"
hehheheh...
A: (Gesture a hair parting stroke with two hands in front of your crotch)
And say "Very good my son, God bless you"
hehheheh...
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Posted 21 April 2003 - 01:12 PM
Almost forgot about this classic punk rock joke.....
Q: How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... One to screw it in and one to say "thats punk rock!".
Pretty stupid but its a classic.......
Q: How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... One to screw it in and one to say "thats punk rock!".
Pretty stupid but its a classic.......
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Posted 21 April 2003 - 01:21 PM
I don't get that oneAlmost forgot about this classic punk rock joke.....
Q: How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... One to screw it in and one to say "thats punk rock!".
Pretty stupid but its a classic.......
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Posted 21 April 2003 - 03:17 PM
I love that oneQ : How do you get a Nun pregnent?
A : Dress her up like an Alter Boy.
I love that joke...
hehhe
...-mimoman
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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:17 PM
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
she screamed her hands off........
how do you render her mute?
handcuff her!
she screamed her hands off........
how do you render her mute?
handcuff her!
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Posted 22 April 2003 - 12:05 AM
Have you seen the new Alabama State Quarter featuring Helen Keller?
Neither has she!
(Seriously, the Alabama State quarter has her on it.....)
there was a joke sitting on my computer desk, and I didn't notice it for TWO DAYS!!!
Neither has she!
(Seriously, the Alabama State quarter has her on it.....)
there was a joke sitting on my computer desk, and I didn't notice it for TWO DAYS!!!
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Posted 22 April 2003 - 12:27 AM
Here's a really corny one.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting in the back corner. He looks at her and she smiles at him. All of a sudden she sneezes and her glass eye pops out and goes flying right towards him. Without thinking he snatches the eye right out of the air. "Good catch" she says to him" He hands her back her eye and she puts it back in her eye socket. They have a few drinks and he decides to give her a ride home at the end of the night. "Do you want to come in, and stay for breakfast?"she asks. "Sure" said the man. When they wake up the next morning he turns to her in bed and says"Why did you want to sleep with me last night? What is it that you liked about me?""Well", said the woman,
I guess you just caught my eye.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting in the back corner. He looks at her and she smiles at him. All of a sudden she sneezes and her glass eye pops out and goes flying right towards him. Without thinking he snatches the eye right out of the air. "Good catch" she says to him" He hands her back her eye and she puts it back in her eye socket. They have a few drinks and he decides to give her a ride home at the end of the night. "Do you want to come in, and stay for breakfast?"she asks. "Sure" said the man. When they wake up the next morning he turns to her in bed and says"Why did you want to sleep with me last night? What is it that you liked about me?""Well", said the woman,
I guess you just caught my eye.
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Posted 22 April 2003 - 04:58 AM
lol smackman, if that joke were any more corny, my moniter would be bleeding the putrid and grainy goo of raw corn meal. Sad thing is that the joke is still funny.
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Posted 22 April 2003 - 06:55 AM
Helen Keller jokes will never cease to be funny
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Posted 22 April 2003 - 07:05 AM
Until you’re deaf and dumb! 
But you wouldn’t be able to hear any of them. And even if they upset you, you wouldn’t be able to say anything.
But you wouldn’t be able to hear any of them. And even if they upset you, you wouldn’t be able to say anything.
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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:42 AM
roflmao!!Until you’re deaf and dumb!
But you wouldn’t be able to hear any of them. And even if they upset you, you wouldn’t be able to say anything.
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Posted 27 April 2003 - 11:44 PM
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare. the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his aunt Susie died. The father assures the son his aunt is fine and sends him to bed. The next day,aunt Susie dies.One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that grandpa had died.The father assures the son that grandpa is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, grandpa dies.One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare.The man again wakes his son. The son this time
says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life - he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk for safety. Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife."Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep
this morning".
says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life - he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk for safety. Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife."Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep
this morning".
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Posted 28 April 2003 - 10:27 AM
thats pretty good jkaris. Send those damn foriegn cars back.
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