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#1 TheOrgg

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Posted 26 September 2006 - 06:12 PM

Here's the scene in question, with everything I possibly can list:

(Kinnikuman is in a Toilet spaceship flying through space because he's got diahhriah)

Meat and Nachi: (to Kinnikuman)
Hey, you can’t sleep now!

(Siren begins, a person on a bike and Ukon in sidecar approach Kinnikuman in space)

detective Ukon
Oye, Kinnikuman!
I was wondering what stunk so badly around here, ha!

Kinnikuman
Who are you?

Detective Ukon
I’m Detective Ukon. The Famous Great Ukon was my ancestor.

Kinnikuman
Your name is Udon, hmm?
I don’t care how famous your ancestor is I don’t share my bathroom with anyone.

(Detective pair stops, talks to Kinnikuman)

Detective Ukon
I didn’t ask!!
And my name is Detective Ukon not Udon!!

Kinnikuman
Oh, okay.  Well Why where you sniffing around my bathroom anyway?

(Detective punches Kinnikuman)

Detective Ukon
I wasn’t sniffing around!
I happened upon some information that my sworn enemy,
Kinnikuman was coming to earth.
So I came looking for you, got that?!

(Detective's partner is speaking and hitting Kinn in the head while standing on a gigantic toilet paper roll that has appeared in midair with what looks to be Yudetamago on it)


Kinnikuman
Oh, how very nice of you.

(Kinn rips off Yude's picture, causing the TP roll to roll and dump off Ukon's Partner)

Detective Ukon
Your gonna pay for this!

Kinnikuman
Okay, okay, well can you do as I do AND as I say?

(Kinn and Ukon's head get big, and they speak)

Detective Ukon
What’s this?
What’s this?!
Ahhhhg, now I need to use your bathroom and wash my hands!

(Detective sticks his fingers in the corners of his mouth and speaks something, then his partner grabs his hands and says something, then Kinnikuman sticks HIS fingers in Ukon's mouth.  Kinn removes the fingers, and both Detectives start crying)

Kinnikuman
Sorry, No can do!

(Kinnikuman looks at his hands, then water pours over the Detectives and the T.P. roll floating in the background and Kinnikuman washes his hands in it)



Now, can anyone make heads or tails of this? I can't. The nearest I can make out is that Ukon thinks that Kinnikuman has a connection to his 'sworn enemies,' whom are Yude. That just doesn't make sense, and won't be very funny. I believe a rewrite is in order. Here's my suggestion, and PLEASE make your own suggestions!!

(Kinnikuman is in a Toilet spaceship flying through space because he's got diahhriah)

Meat and Nachi: (to Kinnikuman)
YOU FORGOT TO FLUSH THE DAMNED TOILET!

(Siren begins, a person on a bike and Ukon in sidecar approach Kinnikuman in space)

detective Ukon
Oye, Kinnikuman!
I was wondering what stunk so badly around here, ha!

Kinnikuman
Who are you?

Detective Ukon
I’m Detective Ukon. You've been releasing your waste into open space!

Kinnikuman
What's wrong with that, hmm?  Its not like anyone is going to step in it, and it might help us find our way back if we break down.

(Detective pair stops, talks to Kinnikuman)

Detective Ukon
What are you blabbering about?!!
Your crap could make a lot of people sick!!

Kinnikuman
That only happens when you stick stuff that's touched it in your mouth.

(Detective punches Kinnikuman)

Detective Ukon
What if someone thinks its Space Chocolate, or is riding in an open vehicle LIKE WE ARE?

Detective Unamed
I was driving with Ukon to capture the fugitives Yudetamago when I was hit!  I'm still feeling nausious!  I'll sue!

(Detective's partner is speaking and hitting Kinn in the head while standing on a gigantic toilet paper roll that has appeared in midair with what looks to be Yudetamago on it)

Kinnikuman
You look like a $hithead, too!  [or, "You're full of crap!"]

(Kinn rips off Yude's picture, causing the TP roll to roll and dump off Ukon's Partner)

Detective Ukon
Your gonna pay for this!

Kinnikuman
Did you see him stick his fingers deep into his mouth?

(Kinn and Ukon's head get big, and they speak)

Detective Ukon
Do you mean did he do this after he was hit by your backwash?

Detective Unamed
I don't think so!

Kinnikuman says "Like this!" as he sticks his fingers in Ukon's mouth

Ukon says "He said he didn't stick his fingers into his mouth!

(Detective sticks his fingers in the corners of his mouth and speaks something, then his partner grabs his hands and says something, then Kinnikuman sticks HIS fingers in Ukon's mouth.  Kinn removes the fingers, and both Detectives start crying)
Detectives whine "Your hands stink!" as they cry
Kinnikuman
It looks like I forgot to wash them!  HAHA!!

(Kinnikuman looks at his hands, then water pours over the Detectives and the T.P. roll floating in the background and Kinnikuman washes his hands in it)


Please, POST YOUR SUGGESTIONS! This interpretation is crappy! We'll probably go with the best one.

(and can someone get this thing up in four parts on YouTube? The thing is about fourty eight minutes with the beginning and end credits; I'm sure we can trim it to fourty so everyone auditioning can see it on YouTube)
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Posted 26 September 2006 - 06:22 PM

I think Suguru IS the sworn enemy. I haven't seen all of the movies (or really any of them other than the TV Special), but I do know there is an Ukon in every movie (except the last, i think). Suguru is prob'ly his "sworn enemy" for defeating so many of his family.

But that's just my guess, I'd still have to see the movie itself to get a better grasp on what's going on... If I (or somebody else) can figure this out, let's keep the scene as close to the original as possible... oh, um, please!

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Posted 26 September 2006 - 06:30 PM

If the scene can be written close to the original that is 1.) FUNNY, 2.) Makes Sense, and 3.) Works with the scene as detailed, that's fine.

I don't want to sacrifice too much "Accuracy." However, I also want this to be "Accessable" so there's the potential of someone picking up and translating the series!

The pinnacle of potential for this fandub, to me, is a prime spot on Adult Swim every night after Family Guy, and a Renassance for the hobby in America, and maybe even with MORE stateside merchandise releases!


...but the loftiest goal is Adult Swim.
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Posted 27 September 2006 - 09:23 AM

Orgg, I asked my translator about that scene again. She said it is very confusing and not very funny either. She said she'd give it another go since she left out everything the partner says. Since it's short enough I'll sit with her through the scene and check/double check what each person says. If we still end up with nonsensical gibberish than yeah, we'll have to get creative.

I think your interperetation is great start if we do have to go that way.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:45 AM

A little late for suggestion, but something to clear up. The Ukon generations have been fighting against Kinnikuman in all the seven movies(Each descendants come for each movie.). They are being humiliated by Kinnikuman for being pronounced as "Unko"('Dung' in japanese, thus the toilet humor.)

Kinnikuman says "Like this!" as he sticks his fingers in Ukon's mouth

Ukon says "He said he didn't stick his fingers into his mouth!

(Detective sticks his fingers in the corners of his mouth and speaks something, then his partner grabs his hands and says something, then Kinnikuman sticks HIS fingers in Ukon's mouth.  Kinn removes the fingers, and both Detectives start crying)
Detectives whine "Your hands stink!" as they cry
Kinnikuman
It looks like I forgot to wash them!  HAHA!!

Kinnikuman looks at his hands, then water pours over the Detectives and the T.P. roll floating in the background and Kinnikuman washes his hands in it)


Kinnikuman says "How about you try saying "I am Ukon" with two fingers widening your mouth?

Detective: Fine.(Sticks) Hashi-Unko(Roughly, "I am dung")
Partner: Ah, stop it, Ukon-sama.

Kinnikuman proceeds putting his fingers in Ukon's mouth, with pronouncing the quote again.

I guess both of them cried because the name Ukon is, in a way, similar to Unko...


Edited by F.I.A, 14 October 2008 - 02:47 AM.

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