I personally can't wait for tonight's event! This should be a dragout, knock down, evening of action!
PB: Yet bet, Doc, after last weeks action, how can we top it???
Doc: Well, one things for sure...
<theme music of Rock A Jabroney(#65) interrupts Doc and out comes Rock>
Rock: I'm out here tonight to talk about the one person that really gets under my Rocky exterior! That would be that no good talent, May-I-Barf (Mayumi, #20)!!! He struts around here like he has all these losers out here supporting him, yet has done nothing to gain their respect! He thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, and he's never beatin' me!! How can you be so ignorant? Don't ya know, to be the man, you have to beat the man!? Everyone in this arena knows who the real deal is, it's not Mouth of the South (#184), It's not Benkiman (#169), and it certainly isn't May-I-Barf! It's me, <fans boo> I'm the real man in this league and it's time to show these low budget acts just that! In this Steel Cage match here tonight with Me and Barf, I'm going to annilate him! I am going to GUARANTEE a victory right here tonight! If there's any doubt, stick around and find out why they call me "The Rock!"
<Rock A Jabroney leaves the ring like a man on a mission!!!>
Doc: Well, what a statement made by Rock, guaranteeing a victory in tonight's Steel Cage match with Mayumi!! Wow!
PB: I wonder what he has up his sleeve here tonight? How does he know he's going to win? What's this "guarantee" he's speaking about?
Doc: Well, I guess we'll have to wait and see like everybody else!
<Just then, the theme music for Thunderhead (U.M. fig #33) starts and out he comes! fans cheer>
Doc: Here comes Thunderhead, a new comer to the league, not much is known about this particular wrestler, only that he's a distant relative of Terryman and is well schooled in the Texas Clover Leaf manuever!"
PB: And he'll have is work cut out for him as he's facing another new comer to the league, Gorgeousman, straight out of the Hercules Factory! Should be an interesting battle!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the IWF Main Event, this match is scheduled for one fall! in the blue corner, weighing in at an even 200 lbs. from El Paso Texas, he is Thunderhead! And his opponent in the red corner, also weighing in at 200 lbs. from Okinawa, Japan, he is Gorgeousman!
ding ding ding...
Doc: There's the bell. Both wrestlers tie up!
<Gorgeousman goes with a test of strength, then shoots behind Thunderhead and springs him off the ropes into a backroll press, the ref counts, 1... Thunderhead kicks out immediatly! Thunderhead gets to his feet, and is met by a dropkick by Gorgeousman! Gorgeousman springs from the ropes as Thunderhead gets up, and meet each other with devasting clotheslines!!>
PB: Both men are down, what a good move on the part of Thunderhead, catching Gorgeousman off guard with a clothesline of his own!
Doc: The ref starts the 10 count, both men are struggling to get to their feet, both men are up and Thunderhead goes for an arm, and Gorgeousman counters with a cradle! 1...2.. Thunderhead kicks out!
<Gorgeousman goes immediatly into a armwringer! Thunderhead gets to his feet and counters with a Boston Crab! Gorgeousman is feeling the pain, but has enough to make it to the ropes to break the hold!>
PB: Boy, Thunderhead looked really smooth with that move, sure does remind me of Terryman! Terryman was quick like that too!
<Thunderhead grabs Gorgeousman and springs off the ropes with an irish whip as Thunderhead tries to set up, Gorgeousman hits him with a crossbody!>
Doc: What determination on the part of Thunderhead, Gorgeousman tried to knock the wind outta him and Thunderhead refuses to give up!
PB: Gorgeousman is on for the cover, 1...2... Thunderhead just kicks out!
<Gorgeousman tries to set up Thunderhead with an irish whip and Thunderhead counters with a drop kick square in the kisser!>
Doc: Wow, what impact!!! Nobody hits the dropkick like this guy! I've never seen one done with such finese! Outstanding!
PB: Looks like Gorgeousman better go back to the Hercules Factory and practice some more!
<Thunderhead sets up Gorgeousman and Gorgeousman counters with a Hurricarana flip sending Thunderhead 3/4 of the way across the ring!>
Doc: Well that's certainly a unique move!
PB: Gorgeousman charges in and Thunderhead is waiting, catching Gorgeous in the Texas Clover Leaf!
Doc: Oh NO! This match could be over before we speak! That's a tough hold to get out of!
PB: But if you notice, Thunderhead isn't applying too much pressure, he needs to sit back farther and really put the pressure on the small of the back, he's not doing that, allowing Gorgeousman to crawl to the ropes!
Doc: The ref starts the count to break the hold, and as reluctant as Thunderhead is, he does so!
PB: Smart move, don't waste the match by getting DQ'd! There's plenty of time to apply the hold again!
<Thunderhead pushes Gorgeousman to the corner, looking to set him up for something, and as he trying to set up, Gorgeousman starts to fight back and delivers a crushing Tornado DDT!>
Doc: Gorgeousman goes for the cover 1...2...Thunderhead just kicked out!
<Gorgeousman now springs off the ropes again towards Thunderhead, but Thunderhead moves to the side and Throws Gorgeousman outside the ring, over the top rope!>
PB: Good move, very quick thinking of Thunderhead, even when he's down, he still aware of where he is in the ring and had enough presence of mind to throw Gorgeous out to the floor!
Doc: Thunderhead rolls to the outside and goes for a chair! He's measuring Gorgeousman, but Gorgeousman counters with a dropkick, kicking the chair into the face of Thunderhead, Gorgeousman climbs the ringpost to the top turnbuckle! what's he going to do now?
PB: Looks like he's going for his pattoned move, The Money Shot (Big Splash)! BAM! He nailed him with it!
Doc: Gorgeousman sends Thunderhead back into the ring, it seems now that Gorgeousman may have control of this match! He goes for the cover, 1...2.. Thunderhead just gets his shoulder up in the nick of time!
<Gorgeousman tries to set up for another Tornado DDT but Thunderhead counters with a Frankensteiner move sending Gorgeous half way across the ring!>
Doc: Thunderhead goes for the cover, 1...2...Gorgeousman just kick out!
PB: What a match, this has been going back and forth all the way, they sure are giving it their all here tonight!
<Thunderhead picks up Gorgeousman and Gorgeousman now counters with his pattoned move, the Inverted Face Plant!>
Doc: Wow, what impact! Now he's signalling to the crowd, looks like he's going for the F-5 Smash!
PB: This is a really innovated move, setting up like a fireman's carry, but then releasing the legs and smashing their opponents face first to the canvass! Totally devastating!
Doc: He picks up Thunderhead, he delivers! BAM! Gorgeousman goes for the cover, 1...2...3!!!!
Gorgeousman wins a close one here tonight folks!
PB: Wow, I didn't think he was ready for the big time here in the IWF, but he showed guts here tonight and beat a very good Thunderhead!
<Meanwhile, on the Titan-tron, Mayumi was in the back stage area with comments on the upcoming Steel Cage Match with Rock A Jabroney, among other things....>
Mayumi: "Listen up, brother! You want to attack me from behind during my match last week? That's okay, brother, because I got something for you inside that steel cage! I took the opportunity to watch the video of that 6-man tag last week, and it sounded a lot like you were nauseated. You kept asking the announcers for permission to blow chunks. Well brother, I could recommend some potent antacid, but if you're still feeling sick after that, you can get down on your knees in front of your little porcelain girlfriend, Benkiman, and you can go to town, brother! I guarantee you won't have to ask him for permission to blow chunks! In fact, you will have to blow chunks tonight, if the sight of blood makes you squeamish, because I'm not leaving that cage until you're Busted Wide Open! So WHATCHA GONNA DO when me and my MAYUMANIACS go down on you!"
<Short Intermission, we return to Benkiman in his domain of the Bathroom, had this to say about Mayumi's comments>
Benkiman: "I think Mayumi is a little sore because ever since he got his collostamy bag we haven't been seeing each other. But that's just how it goes Pops. If your too old to hang out in the boy's room your gonna have to find new friends but if your gonna disrespecting me and mine and then I guess I am gonna have to clean house. So I expect have not just hair of the loud mouth dog caught up in my mop ringer but also some of your mildew growing wrinkles. Maybe you'll look better with your new face lift, if I don't rip it right off!"
<The Commisher of the IWF is looking on! We go back to Doc and Peanut Boy for their comments>
Doc: Boy, Now it looks like a rivalry between Mayumi and Benkiman is starting to brew!?
PB: And don't forget that Rock A Jabroney doesn't particularly care for anyone, But he'll have some common ground with Benkiman now!
Doc: Sounds like a making of a beautiful friendship!
PB: BAH!
<Just then, the theme music for Doom starts up, and out comes Strongman (#202) & Powerman (#205)
Doc: Well here comes one of the best tag teams in the league, Doom! Former Tag Champs of a year ago, now looking to get back into the champion scene again!
PB: Won't be long, I bet! But they'll have a challenge here tonight, facing off against the DangeRuss's MMW team of Double Negative (Null #111 & Void #83). Should be an outstanding match!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this tag team matchup is scheduled for one fall, in the ring, at a combined weight of 485 lbs., from Kinniku Planet, Powerman & Strongman, They are DOOOOOOOM!
And now making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 500 lbs, from the land of Negativity! Null & Void, They are Double Negative!
Ding ding ding...
Doc: There' the bell, Void will start out the match and is squaring off against Strongman! They tie up, Strongman sends Void to the ropes, but Void reverses the momentum and nails Strongman right away with a high impact move, A Spinebuster!
PB: That caught Strongman off guard as he rolls to the outside to regroup! Powerman is out there to converse with Strongman to rethink their strategy! Strongman enters the ring and immediatly tags in his partner!
Doc: Powerman talks a little trash to Void and they lock horns! Powerman gets sent to the ropes and Void sets up for the Assault Slam! BAM! Nailed him with Authority! Powerman scoots to the outside again! Strongman and Powerman are showing signs of frustration, nobody has done this to the former champs!
PB: Powerman gets into the ring and tags in Strongman again!
Doc: This time, Strongman points over to Null and says "I want him, get him in here!" Void looks over with no concern and tags in Null! Null and Strongman tie up! Null shoots Strongman into the ropes and delivers a Spinebuster of his own! A thumbs up is given to Void, Null letting him know, I can do it with authority as well, Void looks on! Null picks up Strongman and sends him to the ropes, as Strongman hits the ropes, Powerman tags his shoulder and enters in, Void enters in and nails Powerman! The ref gets Void out of the ring and Null drags Powerman to their corner. Tags in Void! Void sets up a Piledriver!
PB: What impact, these guys are showing that they're going to be major players in the league! I've never seen Doom man handled like this!
Doc: Void Tags in and looks like their setting up for their finisher, the "NO NOT, Double Negative SHOT!"
PB: WHAM BAM SLAM! They nailed Powerman with it and 1...2...3!!!!!
Doc: What a dominating performance here tonight, the Double Negative just destroyed Doom in a matter of minutes! Wow!
PB: These guys are scary, the way they just dismantled former champions like this! We could be looking at a new deadly force here in the IWF!
<In the backstage area, we see the Commishiner of the League going into the bathroom to take a leek, and discovering Benkiman and Paper Mummy (#80) giving some kids cigarettes! Of course this is just appalling to the Commishiner!>
Commish: Just what the hell do you think your doing?
Benki: What?
Commish: I just saw you give those kids cigarettes!
Benki: What kids, I didn't see any kids, did you see any kids, Mummy?
Mum: Ah, no, what kids, Benk? I didn't see no kids.
Commish: Those kids that just left here as I was coming in, don't play the dumb game with me!
Benki: Oh them! They weren't kids, they looked old enough to me, right Mummy?
Mum: Ah, yeah, yeah, looked old enough, yes, sir, old they were!
Benki: See, they looked old enough to us!
Commish: They looked SEVEN! What were you thinking?
Benki: Oh, well, ahhhh, I guess I wasn't, my mistake, it'll never happen again, sir!
Commish: Oh, you're right about that! and to make sure of that, you're having a match tonight, in fact, you weren't too happy with Mayumi right? Well here's your chance to vent your frustration, in a Triple Threat Match, right here tonight with Mayumi, Benkiman and The Rock A Jabroney! Good Luck!
Benki: Hey, you can't do that! I'm not going to wrestle here tonight, you can't make me!
Commish: Oh NO?
Benki: Yeah, Heehee, what are you gonna do? Fire me? <Mummy and Benki laugh>
Commish: Ahhhh, no, that would be too easy! I think a greater punishment is in line for you! Fine, if you don't wrestle tonight, that's okay, You will next week against Parthenon (#212) in a Hell In The Cell Match!
Benki: What?! Are you Nuts??? Noway! Not happening.
Commish: Do the Triple Threat Match and win it tonight, you won't have to! Ta-ta Girls, <Commish laughs and leaves, Benkiman and Mummy look at each other, shocked almost terrified>
<After a short intermission, we find the commishiner confronting Mayumi in the locker room area about the upcoming Triple Threat Match just signed!>
Commish: Mayumi, May I have a word with you? I wanna talk to you about the up coming Steel Cage match with Rock tonight!
Mayumi: What now Brother? That wimp ain't chickening out is he? Figures, he wouldn't last 10 seconds in the cage with me! hehehe!
Commish: Um, no, he's not chickening out on you, actually, we're going to post pone that match and you will have a Triple Threat Match with Benkiman, Rock and yourself here instead!
Mayumi: What? What are you talking about? I didn't sign for that! I'm not ready for that kind of match!
Commish: Well, you better get ready, it happens tonight!
Mayumi: You can't do that! I'm Immortal, I'm a Champion, I'm...
Commish: In big trouble, Brother! I ordered you into that six man tag match last week, and you ruined your chances of a cage match this week by having your buddies interfere with the match! So if anyone from the MMW interferes in this Triple Threat Match, you will lose the match, and then forfeit your chance of having a cage match, because you will be suspended indefinitely! Don't get pinned by Rock and you can have your precious Steel Cage match here next week!
<The Commish leaves, and Mayumi looks on, very upset about this. Just then the Rock A Jabroney walks through>
Rock: What do you think about that, "Brother"?
Mayumi: I...
Rock: It doesn't MATTER what you think!!!!
<Mayumi is furious! The Rock leaves, laughing>
Doc: Well it seems like things change like the wind around here, having a Triple Threat Match instead of the Steel Cage match for the Main Event! Wow, how about that Peanut?!
PB: Just goes to show that you never know what's going to happen here next in the IWF!!!
<Just then Rubicant (#120) enters the arena and heads done to the commentary booth>
Doc: Oh OH, here comes Rubicant down to ringside, I wonder what's on his mind?
PB: I don't know, but it can't be good
Rub: Hello, boys, Just thought I come down to shed some light on this next match!
Doc: Welcome, I guess!
<Ice (#133) from the DangeRuss Federation MMW enters the arena!>
PB: Care to shed some light on this character, Rubicant?
Rub: BIO- Ice has been around for years in the MMW, I think since 1990. He's always been a powerful guy, but he never really showed his potential until he joined The Red Triangle in '98. He held the tag team titles multiple times with his brother, Fire, in the 90's tag team sensation, The Elementals. After betraying his brother by joining The Red Triangle, he became a fierce singles competitor, winning the Inter-Planetary title on 3 occasions (2000-2002), and became the Meteor Heavyweight Champion for 3 straight months last year. His new tag team, The New Age Elementals, with I, Rubicant, Lord of the Flame, has yet to win the Tag Team Titles in the MMW, but they have certainly proven themselves to be a powerful force, with their finishing maneuver, The Frozen Hammer! Also, Ice has the ability to freeze inanimate objects, hence the Frozen Chair Shot. Ice's finisher, The Icebreaker, is a devastating move. He sets his opponent up in a torture rack, then jumps up and comes down on one knee. Ouch!
Doc: Well thank you for that lengthy but ever so worthwhile biography!
<Just then the theme song for Mars (U.M. Gamecube fig) hits the arena, "mObscene" by Marilyn Manson, and out comes Mars with the most gorgeous cheerleaders you can imagine all leading the cheer of Mars on their way to the ring!>
PB: Wow, Mars sure goes all out on his ring enterance! I really like this guy!
Doc: Put your tongue back in you mouth Peanut, before you short out your monitor with your drool!
PB: Sorry!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Hard Core Rulez match, No countout, No Disqualification. in the blue corner, weighing in at 280 lbs, from the land of Iceland, he is Ice! and his opponent, weighing in at 280 lbs, from Chicago, he is Mars! <Cheerleaders cheer!>
ding ding ding....
<Mars and Ice lock horns and Ice shoots Mars across the ring, and sends him flying over the top rope, outside unto the floor! Ice goes out after him and applies his Pattoned Screwdriver manuever!>
Rubs: Ice is the man! Nothing is more devasting than the Screwdriver hold, if he would have nailed that in the ring, this match would have been over!
<Ice sends Mars back into the ring, Mars is in the corner, Ice moves in for the attack, but Mars counters sending Ice into the corner and Mars lays on some killer Karate Chops right into the chest! Mars pulls Ice out and shoots him across the ring, Mars goes for a clothesline, but Ice ducks it and Mars and Ice hit the ropes, as Mars charges in, Ice catches him with a Sidewalk Slam!>
Rubs: Watch this guys
<Rubicant drops his headset and goes to the ring. Rubicant hops up on the canvass and distracts the ref., and Rubicant sneaks a chair into the ring, and Ice immediatly picks it up! Ice is going for a chair shot but Mars activates his Mask of Madness Superpower and shoots it at Ice, hitting him right between the eyes! Ice is just standing there as if in a transe, what is going in that head of his????>
Doc: Ice looks almost terrified in his face! What horror is scaring him to death?
PB: Mars is moving in for the attack, but all of a sudden Ice snaps out of it and counters with Camel's clutch!
<Mars is in pain but is fighting back, inching his way to the ropes, but Ice counters and pulls him back and applies more pressure! Mars still refuses to give up! Rubicant makes his way back to the commentary table and the ref is there now to check if Mars wants to give up, Mars refuses!>
Rub: See I told you that Ice won't have any problems here, he's a champion!
Doc: Without your help out here, he'd have all kinds of problems!
Rub: What? No, no, no, you see, that ref & I go way back, I was just seeing how the wife and kids were, that's all!
Doc: It didn't look like that to me, looked like he was very upset with you for being up on the apron
Rub: No, he's not upset with me, he's just moody sometimes, probably the lack the nookie at home?!
<Ice relinquishes the Clutch and continues his onslaught. Ice shoots Mars across the ring, Ice tries to set up Mars, but Mars counters with a Doublearm Suplex! Now Mars heads to the top rope>
PB: Looks like he's setting up for his pattoned Swallowtail move!
<Mars jumps up high in the air, sets his swallowtail up straight for the jugular of Ice, but Ice moves outta the way and Mars gets stuck into the canvass with his Swallowtail!
Rub: He's not going anywhere for a while!
Doc: Ice moves in and starts biting the nose of Mars
PB: Boy, he should really eat before the match!
<Ice sets up, sitting on the top turnbuckle, ready to pounce on Mars, Ice jumps and Mars catches him in mid air and sets up for a Power Suplex! BAM!>
Doc: Mars goes for a quick cover, 1...2...Ice kicks out! Ice stands up, Mars shoots off the ropes and delivers a dropkick and sends Ice outside the ring!
<Mars heads to the outside and is trying to set up his pattoned Equalizer Leg Lock, but Ice counters and nails a Frankensteiner move from the apron! Mars is weakening, but has enough to see a steel chair near by, Ice runs in and Mars does a drop toe hold and smashes Ice right unto the chair.
Doc: Mars seems to think he has this match now! He looks awful proud of himself out here
Rub: Don't get too cocky bro, Ice ain't outta this one yet!
<Ice comes to and grabs the chair and uses his Superpowers to freeze inanitimate objects and makes a Frozen Chair! WHAM! Ice picks up Mars and Heads to the broadcast table, Rubicant drops his headset, both men set up Mars for their pattoned Frozen Hammer Move! WHAM!>
Doc: Mars is out of it, Ice goes for the cover 1...2...3!!!! It's over!!!! Ice wins the match with an assist from Rubicant! What a match!
PB: Mars was certainly outmatched here tonight, perhaps if he had brought some reinforcements, it would have been different!?
<As Rubicant and Ice celebrate, the Blood Brothers are in their locker room doing a little celebrating of their own!>
Artery( #85): Man, we have been just kicking arse!
Vein (#219): Yea, the Chump Foundation wasn't even a match, ha ha ha!
Artery: I bet we can beat anybody in the league, there's no competition here!
Vein: They should just give us the belts!
Artery: Hey I got an idea, com' on!
Vein: (a little bewildered) Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going?
<A short Intermission, when we return to find the Big Bad Roller Daddy (#117) approaching Red Triangle Member Parthenon (#212)>
Roller: Hey man, I seen what you did last week and showing that you are one powerful dude! Well, I too am one powerful dude, and together we can kick major arse, but I just heard those no talent bums The Blood Brothers commenting that they can beat anyone in the league, I say, let's answer the challenge, you and I, and we can be the most dominating tag team in the league! What do ya say? Whatcha gonna do now?
<P-non doesn't say a word, but acknowledges Roller Daddy with a nod and heads to the ring, Roller Daddy follows. Meanwhile The Blood Brothers are in the ring bragging about their recent victory over the Cup Foundation and that no one in the league can beat them, Just then Roller Daddy Theme music hits the arena (Rollin' ~ Limp Bizkit) and the Blood Brothers wonder what's up?>
Roller: Hey, you two freaks up there think you're soooo bad! Well, how about a match tonight, and let's just see how bad you really are, 'cuz I got me a partner and we're going to kick your arse!
<Just then P-Non comes out and the Blood Brothers look almost terrified but not quite! Roller and P-non come down the ring and the match is on it's way!>
Doc: Boy this night is just full of surprises! The unlikely duo of P-Non and Roller Daddy against the very impressive Blood Brothers!
PB: This is getting good, who's going to win this massive tag team match?
<Roller Daddy starts things off and Vein for the Blood Brothers. Vein immediatly picks up Roller Daddy in a Gorrilla Press slam, showing the power! He slams Roller down into Roller's corner and P-Non immediatly tags in! P-Non and Vein tie up, P-Non sends Vein to the ropes, goes for the big Boot, but Vein ducks and stops dead in his tracks! Vein goes for the Groin shot, but hurts his hand on P-Non's marble exterior! Vein tags in Artery and Artery wants no part of P-Non and wants Roller Daddy instead, so P-Non tags in Roller Daddy! Roller Daddy and Artery hook it up! and Artery picks up Roller Daddy and delivers a crushing shoulderbreaker! Roller Daddy rolls to his corner and tags in P-Non. Artery charges in and P-Non catches him in his Colossial Crush (Bearhug), but Vein interfers and distracts P-Non and that allows Artery to apply a Neckbreaker Drop!>
Doc: Artery goes for the cover! 1...2...P-Non just powered out of that!
PB: It'll take alot more than that to knock P-Non out of this match! Artery pulls P-Non to their corner and tags in Vein. Vein tries to maintain the upper hand, but P-Non powers out and delivers a crushing Powerbomb! Vein rolls to the outside to try to regroup, but P-Non is right out after him! Vein grabs a chair and delivers a shot to the head!>
Doc: It didn't even knock him down!
PB: It might of been enough to slow him down however!
<P-Non is chasing Vein and Artery sneaks up and delivers a Messy Spit blood in the eye tactic!>
Doc: Ewwwww! Gross!
< Vein is in the ring and tags in Artery, Artery sets up P-Non for a Superplex! Wham, >
Doc: Artery is going for the cover, 1...2..P-Non just powers out again! this guy just seems unstoppable!
PB: Can anything hurt this guy?
< P-Non is up first and tags in Roller Daddy, Artery then makes it to Vein and tags him in! Vein rushes in and Roller Daddy shoots him into the corner and follows up with a devastating Avalanche!!!>
Doc: Roller Daddy goes for the cover, 1...2..Vein just gets his shoulder up!
<Roller Daddy picks up Vein and Vein starts firing back and delivers a Powerbomb! Vein is out and both men are down and out! Vein gets to his feet first and tags in Artery and Artery charges in and Roller Daddy greets him with a Chokeslam! Roller Daddy goes and tags in P-Non! P-Non comes in and picks up Artery and delivers his pattoned Colossial Crunch move (Kinnikudriver)!>
Doc: P-Non goes for the cover, 1...2...OH 2 1/2 Vein just stopped the count!!
<P-Non goes the his corner but Vein is distracting the Ref and the ref didn't see the tag to Roller Daddy, the Ref is arguing with Roller Daddy and Artery and Vein set up P-Non for a Spiked Piledriver!
Artery and Vein Set up P-Non for the Triple Bi-Pass move but Roller Daddy interrupts knocking Vein outside the ring and hitting the announcer table! P-Non grabs Artery and slams him down with a Chokeslam! Vein pops in and P-Non delivers his powerful Column Spinebuster! Vein is down!
P-Non turns around and is met by Artery with his Pattoned Blood Pressure hold! Roller Daddy comes in to make the save and the ref is chasing him back to his corner, meanwhile the Blood Brothers set up P-Non for their Triple Bi-Pass manuever! WHAM!>
Doc: They nailed the Triple Bi-Pass hold, will this be enough to stop P-Non? 1...2...3!!!
PB: Wow, what a match, I can't believe they knocked of the Roller Daddy and P-Non!
<The Blood Brothers Bail out of the ring as Roller Daddy is looking on! Meanwhile P-Non is getting up and smashes Roller Daddy from behind! and then send him to the ropes and Delivers his finisher, the Column Spinebuster! P-Non leaves the ring leaving Roller Daddy laying in the middle of ring>
Doc: Wow, what was that about? Why did P-Non attack Roller Daddy?
PB: Perhaps he wasn't happy with the results of the match? I guess we'll have to wait and see what develops in the weeks to come!
<In the back stage area, Goriki (#63) is pumping up for the Pose Down Show Down and is met by Ironman (#71)>
Iron: Hope your ready to be humilulated in front of all your fans, because everybody knows whose the real Muscle behind IWF!
Goriki: You bet your sweet arse we'll find out, see ya out there!
<The stare down continues into intermission, when we come back the announcer states the rules>
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Pose Down Show Down between Goriki, the God of Strength and Ironman! The Rules are simple, you fans cheer as loud as you can after each wrestler has finished their pose down, there will a noise meter to determine who got the loudest cheer! and then that will determine who's the Muscle here in the IWF!!! So without further a due, here's the participants
<Theme music for Ironman (Ironman ~ Black Sabbath) hits the arena! Out comes Ironman to a chorus of booos! and then the theme music for Goriki (Only the Strong ~ Flaw) hits the arena and the fans errupt! Both get into the ring and size each other up!
Announcer: First up is Ironman, if you would please, sir!
<Ironman does a series of poses and though very impressive, the fans booo unmercilessly!>
Announcer: Okay, next up is Goriki, if you would please, sir!
<Goriki does a series of poses as well and is greatly impressive, Bulging muscle in places you didn't think there was muscles! The Fans Cheer so loud that it breaks the sound meter!>
Announcer: Well, it seems we have a winner, by a landslide...
<Ironman starts to walk up with a smile on his face like he has won the prize>
Announcer: ...it's Goriki!
Ironman: What? NO WAY! I'm the Man, not this wimp!
<Ironman charges and blindsides Goriki and then starts to pounce on him, beating him without mercy!
Then he grabs a chair and continues his onslaught and delivers crushing blow after crushing blow! After minutes of endless wraith, Ironman leaves feeling very good about himself and leaving Goriki in a pool of blood in the middle of the ring!>
Doc: Welp, that's that! Ironman is just a brute and a sore loser!
PB: Yea, Goriki is definitely a winner here tonight, even though he got his head kicked in!
Doc: Well, speaking of winners, Rock guaranteed a win here tonight, the Triple Threat Match is Next. Stay with us everybody!
<Short intermission... we come back from the break, and the triple threat match is about to begin when the Harbingers of Royalty, Cranium(#154) AND Web(#191), make their way down to the ring. Of course, Doc and Peanut have no idea why they are there. Don't introduce them! Just state that two mysterious individuals are coming down towards the ring. Cranium grabs the mike and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, rise to your feet and show your respect and adoration, for royalty is in your midst!" <Entrance music begins- "In The Flesh" - Pink Floyd> "From Birmingham, Alabama! Six-foot-one, two-hundred twenty-seven pounds of Pure Love Muscle! He is the Eternal Almighty Emperor of the Meteor! TheDangeRuss! (#130)" <Fans look bewildered>
Doc: "It's the owner of MMW! But why is he here?"
Peanut: "He's obviously here to make a statement."
Doc: "But wait, wait a second, he's not getting in the ring! He's coming over here!"
Peanut: "Ummm... THEY are coming over here, too!"
DangeRuss: "Get out of my seat! I'm royalty!"
Cranium: "You gentlemen are relieved of your duty."
Web: "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
<Doc and Peanut both leave, The Broadcast Booth has been overrun by the Trifecta of Royalty.>
DangeRuss: "Hello, and welcome to the IWF/ MMW main event. I'm the Emperor, TheDangeRuss, along with my two loyal harbingers, Cranium(#154) and Web(#191). Now
perhaps you fans at home may think that we are here to help MAYUMI win this match, but I assure you, we are here to run the broadcast booth, exclusively."
Cranium: "MAYUMI can handle this situation anyway."
<MAYUMI's entrance music begins>
Web: "Yeah, but we're not here to cheer him on either, Cranium."
DR: "That's right! As a matter of fact, I detest MAYUMI! Yet even though my hatred for him runs deep, I have no intention of having him suspended here tonight by interfering with this Triple Threat Match."
Web: "Yes! That's just one of the unfair stipulations piled up against MAYUMI tonight."
Cranium: "Just to remind you, if MAYUMI loses this match, he will NOT be granted a rematch against Rock-A-Jabroney! And if anyone from the MMW interferes in this match, MAYUMI will be suspended indefinitely!"
<Benkiman's entrance music begins, (Smokin' in the Boys Room) >
DR: "Speaking of stipulations, here comes Benkiman!"
Cranium: "Ah yes, Benkiman! Because he was caught giving cigarettes to children, if he loses this match tonight, he will be facing P-NON in a Hell in a Cell match next week!"
Web: "I don't think Benki has anything to worry about. Look, he's brought the entire mop closet out here tonight! He's my pick to win this match! Benkiman is cool, and he's one of the most innovative wrestlers in the IWF! But you know, he really shouldn't be giving cigarettes to children. He should be giving them HARD LIQUOR! YEAH! And after that, he should-"
DR: "Would you shut up?! Please."
<Rock-A-Jabroney's entrance music begins (Stone Cold Austin's Glass Shatters)>
DR: "Here comes Rock-A-Jabroney! I think Rock has the best chance of winning here tonight! He's the only one in this match with nothing to lose, and everything to gain! And furthermore, he's- OH! He's charging the ring!...STUNNER!!! STONE! COLD! STUNNER!!!"
Web: "MAN! He totally took Benkiman by surprise with a powerful Stone Cold Stunner!"
Cranium: "And look! Before he could even hit the ground, MAYUMI scooped him up for a Gorilla Press Slam! Rock goes for the early cover. ONE!-"
DR: "No! MAYUMI with the save, as he just grabs Rock's leg to yank him off the cover."
Web: "What was Rock thinking?! Did he forget this is a triple threat match?! MAYUMI's still in this thing!"
Cranium: "He sure is, but keep in mind, only one man has to be pinned for this match to end."
DR: "And now both men are face-to-face, nose-to-nose, staring each other down in the middle of the ring."
Web: "Oh, I wish I could hear what they are saying! It looks like some serious smack talk!"
Cranium: "And Rock throws the first punch! MAYUMI with a counter punch! They are battling back and forth, right there in the center of the ring!"
Web: "Oh yeah! Benkiman is getting back up! He's still in this thing! Go, Benkiman! Go, Benkiman!"
DR: "MAYUMI lands a headbutt! Rock is reeling! OH! STUNNER! Benkiman returns the favor with a stunner of his own to Rock-A-Jabroney! I can't believe it!"
Web: "Believe it, Dange! He calls that the Porcelain Stunner! I told you he's innovative! See, look at him now! He's pulled out his abrasive scrubbing pads!"
Cranium: "Oh no! He's scrubbing MAYUMI's eyes out! MAYUMI has been temporarily blinded!"
DR: "Benkiman is in control of this match, and he's signalling for The Royal Flush!"
Web: "That's his finisher! If he pulls this off, it will be all over!"
Cranium: "He's going after Rock! Rock is getting flushed!"
DR: "HAHA! That's disgusting! He went in head first!"
Cranium: "Rock is in up to his waist now, his knees, his ankles, and MAYUMI makes the save!"
DR: "MAYUMI grabbed Rock by his foot to pull him out, but it looks like the damage is done! Rock-A-Jabroney is done for, and MAYUMI takes Benkiman out with a devastating clothesline!"
Web: "MAYUMI looking back to Rock now. Uh-oh!"
Cranium: "He's going for the pin! ONE!- And Rock-A-Jabroney kicks out at the one count!"
Web: "Unbelievable!"
DR: "MAYUMI stands Rock up now, and sends him to the ropes with an Irish Whip-"
Web: "Powerslam! With Authority! That's it!!!"
Cranium: "ONE!- And Rock kicks out again, at the one!"
DR: "HAHA! See the look on MAYUMI's face? He's gotta be frustrated by Rock's resilience!"
Cranium: "Yeah, but that has to take its toll out on Rock! To kick out at the one is just ridiculous, even if you are trying to make a statement. You could be surprised how much difference one second can make."
Web: "Hey! MAYUMI's coming out here! He's coming towards us! OH HELLO! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!"
DR: "And Benkiman's back up now, making his way towards Rock. He's standing him up, and-"
Web: "DING! Rock with an uppercut to the groin! Benkiman doesn't look too fazed by that..."
Cranium: "MAYUMI is back in the ring now, with the chair held high over his head, and he is going after Rock! Oh! Rock with a kick to the gut-"
DR: "STUNNER!!! ANOTHER Stone Cold Stunner from Rock! That makes two in this match! What a counter!"
Cranium: "The chair falls to the mat, but before MAYUMI can fall with it, Benkiman grabs him and locks him up with a Full Nelson."
DR: "This looks like the Tobaggin Ride...and it is! MAYUMI is down for the count!"
Cranium: "Rock charges Benkiman, but Benkiman steps to the side and sends Rock sailing over the top rope!"
Web: "No! Rock's head just got twisted up in the ropes! He's just hanging there! He looks helpless! What's he gonna do now?!"
DR: "MAYUMI is STILL DOWN!!! Benkiman should go for the pin, NOW!!!"
Cranium: "It looks like he has other plans! He steps outside, and wait, what is that? Is that... a URINAL DISK?! UGH! He stuck it right in Rock's face!"
DR: "HAHA! Now that's REALLY disgusting! Rock-A-Jabroney can't do anything about it, either!"
Web: "Innovation, Dange. Pure inno- OH HELLO! Rock just kicked him in the nuts! And the testicles of porcelain take a little more punishment!"
DR: "MAYUMI is getting up slowly, as Rock flips back over the top rope, releasing himself from the Hangman. Rock-A-Jabroney stalking MAYUMI now..."
Web: "Yeah, and the Immortal one is on Dream Street! He doesn't know where he is!"
DR: "Rock Bottom! ROCK BOTTOM! It's over! ONE! TWO! NO! Benkiman got back in the ring just in time to break up the count! Dammit! DAMMIT!"
Cranium: "Rock is furious! He just tosses Benkiman over the top rope! Now he picks up MAYUMI, and tosses him through the turnbuckles! Ouch!"
Web: "He got all that one! MAYUMI's head bounced off the ring post!"
DR: "Dammit, NO! You can't hit MAYUMI in the head with a hard object! It just wakes him up!"
Cranium: "Well, if MAYUMI IS awake, he is playing possum, because he is NOT moving at all."
DR: "Rock is STILL enraged! He's not even paying attention anymore! MAYUMI is playing possum in the corner, Benkiman is climbing back in the ring, and Rock just ignores both of them as he steps out of the ring, and it looks like he's coming over here. YES! Rock grabs a steel chair of his own!"
Web: "I can't believe that Benkiman! He's been molested out there tonight, but he's still getting
back in the ring! He's got balls of steel!"
DR: "WEB!... Will you STOP talking about molestation?!! Seriously, you could offend someone."
Cranium: "Benkiman pulls MAYUMI out of the corner, but he pays for it with a DDT! Now MAYUMI grabs the chair he brought in earlier, and brings it down on Benki's back! But look out! Rock is in the ring!"
DR: "WHAM! HAHA! He just took MAYUMI out with that chairshot! Rock goes for the pin! ONE! TWO! NO! NOOOO! Not this CRAP! Dammit! DAMMIT!"
Web: "Oh yeah, MAYUMI's getting his Heads UP!!! He's feeling the friction from his MAYUMANIACS! He's unstoppable now! He's immortal! He's a cham-"
DR: "SHUT UP! Web, I told you to shut up!"
Cranium: "Rock is hammering away on MAYUMI, but to no effect! MAYUMI shakes his head, and points his finger to Rock's face. Rock-A-Jabroney backs away, and-"
DR: "WHAM! HAHA! Benkiman just clotheslines MAYUMI from behind and Rock Bottom! ROCK BOTTOM! Benkiman just ran into Rock, who was waiting for him! He goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! Dammit, NO! DAMMIT!"
Cranium: "MAYUMI broke up the count! He stands Rock up! Bulldog! Rock-A-Jabroney is down!"
DR: "DAMMIT!" <throws down headset>
Cranium: "MAYUMI is pointing to the top rope! He's going for his finisher! He goes all the way up!"
Web: "Yeah, and what goes up, must GO DOWN! The Swandive Headbutt! He lands it!"
Cranium: "Wait! TheDangeRuss is in the ring!"
Web AND Cranium: "DangeR BomB!"
Cranium: "TheDangeRuss just planted MAYUMI in the center of the ring! All three competitors are down, as TheDangeRuss makes his way back over to us."
Web: "Yeah, I better keep my mouth shut."
DR: <replaces headset> "Sorry guys, I just couldn't help myself. I just HATE MAYUMI!"
Cranium: "Look! Rock-A-Jabroney rolls over and drapes his arm across Benkiman! ONE! TWO! THREE! This match is over! Unbelievable! Rock steals a win!"
DR: "HAHA! Believe it, Cranium. MAYUMI has been an embarrassment since his debut here in IWF. And when you embarrass your Emperor, you pay the price! MAYUMI knows that just as well as you, Web. However, MAYUMI has just begun to feel true humiliation! As of this moment, he is suspended from MMW indefinitely! So, "BROTHER", what are YOU gonna do? HAHA!"
<Doc and Peanut are in the back stage area>
Doc: Well another night done and over, Rock A Jabroney delivered his promise here tonight!
PB: He sure did, that was his personal guarantee, The DangeRuss and the MMW! What's the connection? Is Rock now a part of the MMW or what? They seem like they have a common dislike for Mayumi?
Doc: Ah, but now Mayumi is suspended, what will the MMW and Rock do now? Maintain their ties or go their seperate ways! Will the Rock be a trader to the IWF? Will this invasion be over soon with the MMW taking over?
<In the background we see the concerned look on the commishiner's face, but then all of a sudden, he starts to get a gleem in his eyes and a little smerk on his face as if he has something up his sleeve!
What could the commish be up to? does he have a plan to stop this invasion? Tune in next time fans, same time, same place! A Good fight is Just Alright! Good Night everybody!!!>
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