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[Chibi Riya]

Chibi Riya challenged Mars to a round game of "Go Fish"

CR: *is playing at her room*

Mars: Do you have 6?

CR: No, go fish.

Mars: *grumbles and draw the card* Meh..

CR: *looks* Do you have a two?

Mars: Ugg... *gives Riya a two*

CR: *place down cards and have nothing in her hand* I won again! =3

Mars: *grumbles and take off his fake 'clawish toes nail' feet*



A half hour or so passed....

CR: *looks at Mars then laughs* You suck at playing any games even strip game. >=3

Mars: *is wearing nothing and covers his member with his hands* I hate you.......

CR: *smile cutely at Mars* ^____________^

Edited by Chibi Riya, 19 October 2003 - 01:30 PM.

[Imp]

Strip fish?

[Xeno Violinist]

Bwah!!! Fish! Sushi anyone?

[Chibi Riya]

Bwah!!! Fish! Sushi anyone?

O_O_O_O_O_O


DID I JUST HEARD SUSHI!? *tackles Xeno hard and take all of the sushi from her* SUUUUUuuSHIII O_O!!!!

[max powerz]

Imp told me to dump my sushi, so I did today (true story). The power women have over men is SSOOO unfair.

It was the first time I ever had sushi too.

Edited by max powerz, 20 October 2003 - 07:20 PM.

[Imp]

Imp told me to dump my sushi, so I did today (true story). The power women have over men is SSOOO unfair.

It was the first time I ever had sushi too.

He was eating sushi that he had left over from Saturday .....

[Xeno Violinist]

No wonder...

[max powerz]

Hey, I didnt get sick and it tasted good

[Imp]

So, anyone else like to eat day old sushi?

(Ya know I love ya, Max. )

[Iron Rabbit]

Don't eat fish. Mushrooms are good.

So..... a mushroom walks into a bar. Lady patron says to the mushroom "you look like a real fungi".

[max powerz]

Something is REALLY fishy about that joke.

[Imp]

wet dream lyrics by kip addotta
From the album best of dr. demento

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay
pal?"
While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster
Bar -- a real dive
But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!!!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring

CHORUS:
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream...

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side -- heavy on the
mako
I slipped him a fin -- on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids -- for the
halibut
Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal --
what sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna -- "Salmon Chanted
Evening"
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving ME the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, and seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank A LOT...
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "GREAT!!! Let's get tanked!"

CHORUS

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"
And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking
haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling
around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, 'cuz he was
already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"

CHORUS

Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams
CHORUS
CHORUS/FADE

[gojiman]

I soooooooo want to sing along!!! .........but first i have to take the sand out of my shorts

[Chibi Riya]

~*~*Warning*~*~ Contain adult stuff.. not for kids 13 and under XP















I felt like posting a thread but I bet it'll end up in the junkyard anyway ..

Ultimate Muscle is the gayest anime show there's ever was.

No really... I do mean it. ANd it is not only Mars...
Have you even noticed how the guys putting themself on the other wrestlers' back and touching and all that sort gay stuff?

... Pumpinator is the most gayest wrestler there's ever was.. ... he secretly see himself in small tight thongs and looks at himself in the mirror as he poses.... yes.. you know he enjoy the every singal second of it.

I'm sure Mars and Jeager had a yaoi relatinoship in the past and probably even still in the yaoi relationship but the show and magnas just don't show it.

Kid Muscle is secretly in love with Bone Cold.. (NOW that's abit creepy pairing >=3) And cannot admit his love toward Bone..

The second gayest wrestler is Terry the Gay... he touched himself on the lower area.. o.< And possible in love with Dik Dik, Checkmate, and Kid Muscle. I bet Dik Dik loves Checkmate as well.
Wally just adore Dik Dik and Kid muscle.. and possible Terry!

Kevin.... what about Kevin Mask? He's one of the gayest too... he want to own every single male that had ever exsisted and forced them to wear bondage slave outfit... *nods* True true.. Don't agrue with me!!


Last of all, I am positive sure that every single male from Ultimate Muscle is GAY!! Homosexual!! Even my little Mars-san... ( at lest I kidnapped him and hid him in my closet though so he's no longer homosexual o.< )




.. don't ask.. why I posted that.. I just had to let it out....

Edited by Chibi Riya, 09 November 2003 - 05:35 PM.

[jkaris]

Chibi Riya, I see you've already started experimenting with drugs. And at such a young age...
tsk tsk, what a shame.

[Sniper33]

Well she has always been on the edge, I guess she just now finally lost it.

[gojiman]

my mommy said i cant play with you anymore

[Adamantiumwulf]

Last of all, I am positive sure that every single male from Ultimate Muscle is GAY!! Homosexual!! Even my little Mars-san... ( at lest I kidnapped him and hid him in my CLOSET though so he's no longer homosexual o.< )

So you put him back in the closet???

Riya do you proof read your posts?
Are you sure you can read?
When you move your head side to side really quick do you hear something bouncing around inside your head?

[Chibi Riya]

The dog ate my brain.

[max powerz]

In response to that, its not the gayest cartoon show to publicly air.

On a rather important note, I consumed last night a 2 month old Ho Ho. It tasted like it was fermenting but, ITS STILL GOOD, ITS STILL GOOD

[gojiman]

Oooooh Ooh Ooh aah Aaah!!!!

...wow, there's something strangely liberating (and appropriate for this thread) about making monkey noises!!

I highly recommend it !



*get chimpy!!!!*

Edited by gojiman, 11 November 2003 - 10:47 AM.

[fuzzbuster]

Why do Brittish folk pronounce "jaguar" as "JAG-yuu-ar,"
and yet pronounce "figure" as "FIGGER?"

[Chibi Riya]

Meooooooooowwww






Kats and kitties are wonderful pets.....
=3 <-- happy kitty face

[WarsmanandRamenmanrule]

Chibi Riya challenged Mars to a round game of "Go Fish"

CR: *is playing at her room*

Mars: Do you have 6?

CR: No, go fish.

Mars: *grumbles and draw the card* Meh..

CR: *looks* Do you have a two?

Mars: Ugg... *gives Riya a two*

CR: *place down cards and have nothing in her hand* I won again! =3

Mars: *grumbles and take off his fake 'clawish toes nail' feet*



A half hour or so passed....

CR: *looks at Mars then laughs* You suck at playing any games even strip game. >=3

Mars: *is wearing nothing and covers his member with his hands* I hate you.......

CR: *smile cutely at Mars* ^____________^

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[Chibi Riya]

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That joke wasn't meant to be comedic. It was meant to be laughed at for it's stupidity if you ask me.


*eats WMARMrule's weed* x3 I gotta say this is pretty good weed there... *farts*
Mm.. smell like chinese food...