Favorite/Famous Movie Quotes
#26
Posted 28 August 2007 - 10:37 AM
-Ashly J. Williams, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
"Good, Bad-- I'm the guy with the gun."
-Ashly Williams, Evil Dead 3: The Army of Darkness
"I felt my ****** flutter, like a sparrow havin' a heart attack."
-Elvis, Bubba Ho-Tep
And you are here, with them, as so many specks of sand.
#27
Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:48 PM
..I am serious,and don't call me Shirley.' -Airplane!
#28
Posted 30 August 2007 - 07:28 AM
Mr. Bean: No...
Actress: You're not this kid's father?
Mr. Bean: No...
Actress: All of France is looking for you. Now they're looking for me too. Who are you? Where do you think you are going?
Mr. Bean:..... the beach.
#29
Posted 30 August 2007 - 06:23 PM
I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I'm a rocker, I'm a roller, I'm a right out-of-controller! (Mad Max)
the slime of all my yesterdays
rots in the hollow of my skull
they will pick up snakes in their hands, and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them
#30
Posted 30 August 2007 - 06:30 PM
#31
Posted 30 August 2007 - 07:22 PM
Hey, Bud, let's party!
Having some pizza, learning about Cuba.
(Fast Times at Ridgemont high)
the slime of all my yesterdays
rots in the hollow of my skull
they will pick up snakes in their hands, and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them
#32
Posted 30 August 2007 - 08:33 PM
Tyler Durden from Fight Club: "In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
The Narrator from Fight Club: "A house full of condiments and no food... how embarrassing."
#34
Posted 31 August 2007 - 08:58 AM
#35
Posted 10 September 2007 - 08:02 PM
'I'm BATMAN' -BATMAN
#36
Posted 11 September 2007 - 02:46 PM
Pez: "Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum." I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone! ~Spaced Invaders
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#37
Posted 13 September 2007 - 06:55 AM
-Nigel Tuffnel, Spinal Tap
And you are here, with them, as so many specks of sand.
#38
Posted 13 September 2007 - 07:10 AM
'Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?' Army of Darkness
'Ah, you're awake. I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep, and I could bite your face off to silence you.' Princess Mononoke
' If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy. ' UHF
'Can you believe this? Would you look at that? Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers." I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red. ' UHF
'You took the box? Let's see what's in the box! Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!' UHF
#39
Posted 13 September 2007 - 08:11 AM
And now for some Jack Burton........
Jack Burton: Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
Jack Burton: Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton: All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a *goshdarn* alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his mouth!
"Big Trouble In Little China"
Edited by Universal Ruler Supreme, 13 September 2007 - 08:13 AM.
#40
Posted 13 September 2007 - 10:35 AM
-They Live
"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
-They Live
"Like pouring Perfume on a Pig!"
-They Live
"Did you cut yourself shaving?"
-They Live
"Mamma don't like tattletales."
-They Live
"I kick ass for the LORD!"
-Dead Alive
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
-Dead Alive
"Party's over!"
-Dead Alive
"Your Mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it."
-Dead Alive
And you are here, with them, as so many specks of sand.
#41
Posted 13 September 2007 - 01:26 PM
"I kick ass for the LORD!"
-Dead Alive
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
-Dead Alive
"Party's over!"
-Dead Alive
"Your Mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it."
-Dead Alive
Dead Alive is the best/worst movie EVER. That priest is awesome. I especially like the baby zombie that he beats off of the swingset.
Classic.
#42
Posted 16 September 2007 - 11:56 AM
'Where's your piece?'
'What piece?'
'This effin' piece' - Scum
'So what does the hard hairy taco do? or the so called hard hairy taco.......shizznites it!' - Trainspotting
Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales!
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy. - The Outlaw Josey Wales
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine? - Dude, Where's My Car?
STAY DRY IN RUBBER BOOTS AND.."
#43
Posted 17 September 2007 - 04:47 AM
"I kick ass for the LORD!"
-Dead Alive
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
-Dead Alive
"Party's over!"
-Dead Alive
"Your Mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it."
-Dead Alive
Dead Alive is the best/worst movie EVER. That priest is awesome. I especially like the baby zombie that he beats off of the swingset.
Classic.
Best.Zombie.Movie.EVER.
And you are here, with them, as so many specks of sand.
#44
Posted 17 September 2007 - 06:15 PM
'My name is Amigo Montoya,you killed my father,prepare to die!' -Princess Bride
Not to be nitpicky but his name is Inigo Montoya
Great line though (and a great movie)!!!!
Boglins I Need - any color
The Medievals: Scout Mors
The Prehistorics: Spy Dork
The Samurai: Scout Yell, Spy Yak, Spy Yum, Yen, Yule, Yarn, Yelp
Slimes: Splutter, Splurge
#45
Posted 17 September 2007 - 06:39 PM
Ha Ha ,your right. I could'nt remember it at the time. I did'nt think 'Amigo' was right,but hey I was close. And yes Liz,it's definetly a CLASSIC ! Especially when he actually gets to say it to the 6-fingered man.'My name is Amigo Montoya,you killed my father,prepare to die!' -Princess Bride
Not to be nitpicky but his name is Inigo Montoya
Great line though (and a great movie)!!!!
#46
Posted 18 September 2007 - 01:50 PM
#47
Posted 18 September 2007 - 03:16 PM
Ha Ha ,your right. I could'nt remember it at the time. I did'nt think 'Amigo' was right,but hey I was close. And yes Liz,it's definetly a CLASSIC ! Especially when he actually gets to say it to the 6-fingered man.'My name is Amigo Montoya,you killed my father,prepare to die!' -Princess Bride
Not to be nitpicky but his name is Inigo Montoya
Great line though (and a great movie)!!!!
And lets not forget that the 6 fingered man is none other than comedy legend and Spinal Tap lead guitarist, Christopher Guest.
Speaking of Christopher Guest, here is a good quote from Buck Laughlin, played by the GREAT Fred Willard in the movie "Best In Show":
Buck Laughlin: "Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"
#48
Posted 19 September 2007 - 01:05 PM
"... So I said, look Mother, It's my life. And If I want to live on the beach and walk around naked...."
Conversely in Muppets Take Manhatten during another scene where everyone's talking at once, they quiet down and Janice says "...Look! I don't care if it's 'artistic,' I pose naked for no body!"
#49
Posted 20 September 2007 - 08:57 AM
"Bumble-Bee, stop lubricating on the human" - Optimus, Transformers 2007
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
"My peanut" - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 3
"That's politics.." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribean 3
"Yarp" - Hot Fuzz
"....." - Jason Voorhees, (ALL Friday the 13th movies)
AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ!
#50
Posted 20 September 2007 - 01:49 PM
"That mutt lubricated on my foot. Now it's going to rust" - Ironhide, Transformers 2007 (not entirely sure if that's what he said, I only saw the movie once ^^; )
"Bumble-Bee, stop lubricating on the human" - Optimus, Transformers 2007
From IMdB
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
[aiming cannons at Mojo]
Ironhide: Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot!
Sam Witwicky: He did? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, this is gonna rust...
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