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HEADLINES: After lastnites devastating lose to Gorgeousman(aka Assplug) , Thunderhead (Terryman, U.M. Fig) was found dead in his own pool of fecal matter in his bedroom. His large intestine was wrapped around his body and used as a noose to hang himself. His guts were everywhere.
There are unusual circumstances to his death this reporter has found out. Appearantly there are words on his bedroom wall that say; "The Immortal Gods Havin Takin Another Soul". So what's this mean? I haven't a clue. But if it means anything I sure hope we don't see anymore grizzly deaths like the one here tonite.

Sincerly,
John Blow
The Local Choad

From the Almighty Eternal Emperor of the Meteor:
We here at MMW are saddened by the loss of
Thunderhead to such unfortunate circumstances. I blame
MAYUMI for this tragedy, and he should be prepared to
claim full responsibility.
-TheDangeRuss

MAYUMI (G1 #20) responds to these accusations:
"IT wasn't me, brother! All my MAYUMANIACS know that
I'm a lover, and not a killer! Damn you, TheDangeRuss!
I'm immortal! I'm a champion! Brother, you take every
chance you can get to rub me out and ruin my
reputation! I came into the IWF to start your precious
MMW invasion, and THIS is how you repay me?! Well
swallow this, brother: I quit!"
-So if MAYUMI didn't kill Thunderhead, who did? ANd
is this the last we'll see of MAYUMI?

From the Almighty Eternal Emperor of the Meteor:
Well... Ahem... I guess you told him.
-TheDangeRuss

Mr Mayumi you had better watch your tongue before the Immortal Gods remove that tongue of yours and use as a dildo on your crap covered cadaver. And then take pictures of this perverted act and then sell them on ebay as ultra rare CCG game card inserts.
My sons; Cheiron (Checkmate horse fig),Skylla (G1 #70) and I, Thanatos (G1 #36) have returned from the Halls of the Illumanti and vow revenge on the ones who cursed us to centuries of being school janitors. Thunderhead was one of the many students who we will disembowel for comments and looks they gave us. For all the times we cleaned up urine stains on the floor. For all the times there were little brown turds that no matter how many times you flushed they never went down.
Just remember the next time your in a public restroom or even a high class restaurant we could be there hiding in as urinal cakes or rolls of toilet paper. We could also be stalking you at the next wrestling arena bathroom stalls as the poopy pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to the bottom of your boots.
All BEWARE!!!!

The Who dunnit Mystery, Oh Oh Raggy! Zoiks!