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[Liokaiserbf]

The Moonwalker arcade game was okay but the home version sucked.

Superman 64 was horrible and ruined Superman's name (though the series lately has done that well, this whole Red Son story that's coming out is just creepy)

ET indeed, Battletoads 3rd level (the evil evil evil evil cart thing royally ticked me off)

Beyblade game, haven't played it and won't since why back a video game about TOPS play the real thing, with the original tops not these plastic ripcord things. (a real top would probably break those plastic hunkajunks)

I probably have some more but can't think right now.

[ToyMan]

Zeroes Unlimited

[Knuxman]

i unfortunatly had porky's for atari, eegh...

[arforbes]

You know what else sucked for Nintendo...

M.U.S.C.L.E.

Seriously, I wish they would have put more thought into this game. I might then think about owning a copy.

[AmoiMan]

Damn, yo...TMNT 1 was the only one i liked. And battletoads was great, too. I also like battletoads and double dragon.

A really bad game would be something like Superman 64, ugh, it hurts to think about it.

[ToyMan]

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[arforbes]

Off the subject, but, your avatar RULES Toyman!

[ToyMan]

(off topic: yeah, i stole it from an auction listing.)

has anyone ever played "devilworld"? it's like "stuid pac man".

[Adamantiumwulf]

(off topic: yeah, i stole it from an auction listing.)

muscletoysetc perhaps ?? aka Darrin. hehe

back to the worst games.

anyone everplay wall street kid for nes. bad bad bad.

[QWAAH]

All the games Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen made.

[WhoDatMuscle]

I remember a Tom Sawyer game for NES that was really bad.
Has anyone ever played Natsume Wrestling for SNES? It's a button-mashing wrestling game, the only catch is it's physically impossible to out-mash the computer even on the easiest levels.
Pit Fighter was pretty bad too.

[ToyMan]

this game still sucks.

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[Beligerant1]

Oh, and that Bart Simpson vs. the Mutants. How hard is that first level?!

dude, that game was great, you cant dis that game just because it was hard! (i used an emulator so i could have save states, and i got through to the end eventually).

Also, lord of the rings for sega sucked arse.

[Warsman]

mappy land for NES
impossible mission for NES
or might bomber jack for NES

[AmoiMan]

mappy land for NES
impossible mission for NES
or might bomber jack for NES

some fine selections, haha, mappy land with that corny mouse....funny game
mighty bomb jack was niether funny nor good, ha and i like how there was no bombing involved

[ToyMan]

nes: bomber king and ring king.

[AmoiMan]

nes: bomber king and ring king.

whoa, whoa, whoa......Ring King was awesome!....what about it didn't you like? (just curious)

[Drtooth]

I remember a Tom Sawyer game for NES that was really bad.

FRIKKK!!!! I was about to say that!!! That game was an unholy nightmare. Did the programmers even see the movie, read the book, or even bother guessing what it was about? I mean a rain drop with arms and legs killing you with one hit?? DUMB.

But something should be said about atari 2600, it has a vast library of crap.

Kool-aid man

Chase the Chuck Wagon

E.T. the confusing and pointless terrestial

Berzerk

Kermit and Piggy's wedding (thank god it was never released)

and... well, a whole bunch of them really.

Now, I hope I don't get in trouble for this, but there was an X rated game called Custer's revenge. You are Custer, and you dodge aroows, and the object of the game is to r*pe a Native American woman tied to a pole. this is the most disgusting, horrendous, mind boglingly hideous game imaginable. No one carried it from fears of backlash from Native American defamtion groups and womans groups... (well, everything but the "get the hots from 2 bit graphics of a womans boobs group)

I am sorry to bring this up, terribly terribly sorry!!!! And even sorrier... I downloaded it and plaied it... it was even worse than what I said..... ick...

[Raven Man]

Pokemon Snap sucked big time! A $70 game shouldn't be less stimulating than paralysis....

[smackman]

Rise of the robots for SNES. Player one could only be one character some goofy looking blue robot guy and, there were no special moves. Period! A fighting game with NO special moves at all! Terrible effing game.

[Walrus]

Has anyone ever played Natsume Wrestling for SNES? It's a button-mashing wrestling game, the only catch is it's physically impossible to out-mash the computer even on the easiest levels.

I played that one. I actually found it pretty fun, and there was actually a method to the button mashing madness. I don't recall what it was, but once I figured it out the computer wasn't so tough anymore. I do remember having trouble tagging in and out in tag matches.

[Drtooth]

Pokemon Snap sucked big time! A $70 game shouldn't be less stimulating than paralysis....

Hmmm..,. I saw that for five bucks once at Wal mart....

Never did care too much for Pokemon to begin with...

[ToyMan]

whoa, whoa, whoa......Ring King was awesome!....what about it didn't you like? (just curious)

uhh... the general game dynamics weren't to my liking. one of those games with really sensitive hit detection, to where if you're punching a guy, and you move over just slightly, you're not hitting him anymore.

...that and the distrurbing sexually suggestive break scene between rounds...

*shudders*

[ToyMan]

...there was an X rated game called Custer's revenge...this is the most disgusting, horrendous, mind boglingly hideous game imaginable. No one carried it from fears of backlash from Native American defamtion groups and womans groups...

well, don't forget "x-man" and "texas chainsaw massacre". they weren't very well-received games, either...