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[TMAN]

RId, THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!

[Jet-Mech]

Rid, that thing might give Draznar's daughter nightmares. And though an Army Ant would be a great prize, I fail to see how they're ugly.

[Draznar]

Rid, that thing might give Draznar's daughter nightmares. And though an Army Ant would be a great prize, I fail to see how they're ugly.

Not everything in the picture is ugly, but there certainly is a few things that are!

I won't be showing her that picture, only because it isn't something in his collection. I don't know if it would give her nightmares, but it would likely gross her out! 

[Behemoth]

Good thing for the rest of us because that would be a no doubt winner...

[iwao]

I am on the fence about whether I want to post toys that were designed to be ugly (for example, Madballs or that monstrosity above), or toys that are mostly ugly in their crappiness/weirdness.

I wanted to find some crappy/weird ugly toys, but I don't have any good ones. These are probably my best designed to be ugly toys:

 

 

[bachamn]

Draz, in your prize pic, do you know what that spaceman is on the left (just to the right of the army ant?)

 

I have one of those in my box of random LRGs and I'm not sure what he's from. Based on the little fixture on his back I was assuming he's from a Construx set?

Edited by bachamn, 17 April 2014 - 01:05 PM.

[TMAN]

How would you like this in your bed??

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[Draznar]

Draz, in your prize pic, do you know what that spaceman is on the left (just to the right of the army ant?)

 

I have one of those in my box of random LRGs and I'm not sure what he's from. Based on the little fixture on his back I was assuming he's from a Construx set?

I've not the faintest idea. I just bought a bunch of random stuff from the shop to add to the pile. I don't want to send out a small prize package!
 

 

How would you like this in your bed??

Personally, I think this is one of the creepiest things posted, and I don't know why.

[Behemoth]

How would you like this in your bed??

Sexy!

[Ridureyu]

Is that from the movie "Slither"?

No, it's Humpty Dumpty.

 

I'm still trying to see what is my own worst toy.

Not everything in the picture is ugly, but there certainly is a few things that are!

I won't be showing her that picture, only because it isn't something in his collection. I don't know if it would give her nightmares, but it would likely gross her out! 

Yeah, that thing isn't an entry

 

[Draznar]

Loving the entries so far, fellas!

Let's see some more!

[TMAN]

Here's mine.

Would your daughter like to play catch with this???

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Edited by TMAN, 22 April 2014 - 07:01 PM.

[Ridureyu]

Now, this one IS mine!

Edited by Ridureyu, 22 April 2014 - 09:01 PM.

[Behemoth]

Now, this one IS mine!

That snot a very appealing figure. If you nose what I mean

[Ridureyu]

He has worms in an eye socket.

[TMAN]

Now, this one IS mine!

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[Behemoth]

He has worms in an eye socket.

He is saving a snack for later

[trumanshower]

I have some of those bootleg toys that are considered by some as similar to Battle Beasts...

 

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Some of them have fur on their neck. But the one i put in this contest has his fur... elsewhere...

 

 

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[fkro6784]

Here's a little rubber suction thing I got out of a vending machine years ago. This toy isn't really ugly in a gruesome way, but it is seriously crappy-looking. From its lack of discernible features to its horrible paint job to the fact that it really isn't much more than a formless blob of rubber, it gets a spot as one of my submissions. 

 

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[bachamn]

I've gotten rid of most of the toys that I could have used for this contest, so I'll just throw this guy up. I'd posted him in the ID threads a while back, and while he's still anonymous, he's pretty ugly.
 

It's probably one of the poorest designs I've seen on a Transformers type toy. He doesn't appear to "transform" into anything, and even in robot form he's a bit ambiguous. 

 

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[Ridureyu]

 

 

 

My goal was to tell the whole story of Robert Bloch's "The Shambler from the Stars" (1935) in one picture.

The elements of this photo:

STAR VAMPIRE - Arkham Horror miniature
BRICK FLOOR - Wall backdrop from Marvel Select Deadpool
BRICK BACK WALL - Wall backdrop from Marvel Select Black Cat
SEGMENT OF WALL ON FAR LEFT (hard to see) - Wall backdrop from Marvel Legends Captain America
FURNACE - Die-cast pencil sharpener shaped like a furnace
TABLE AND CHAIRS - Pieces from Mage Knight Dungeons
BOOKS - Pieces from a small Japanese Nightmare before Christmas diorama (the red book has a Christmas tree on it)
SLUDGE - Footstand from an Armies of Middle Earth orc
BONES - Part of a Demon's Chronicle figure
ALTAR (you can barely see it behind the Vampire and table) - The base/stand for Talos from Jason & the Argonauts

[Draznar]

This is the last day I am accepting entries, folks!

Winner shall be posted tomorrow, (provided I have the co-operation of a small child).

[fkro6784]

Thanks for the reminder! Here's my second one.

 

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[imperfecz]

Lost some of its liquid, so I had to lay it down to get a halfway decent shot....

 

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[Draznar]

Lost some of its liquid, so I had to lay it down to get a halfway decent shot....

 

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Holy eff that is creepy.