Just got home. Crazy trUCKING night. Nope I don't drive a truck. At the culmination, I was holding a beer in one hand (completely wasted) and pouring a mug full of water with the other hand on some topless chicks at a wet T-shirt contest. It was in the backyard of some frat party (trUCKING frat boys, I hate em). Probably 300 people there. Everyone was in the backyard and I was like, "trUCK this I am going in the front door". No one was there. I walked right in. 5 minutes later I was on the back porch with a front row seat to some soaking, naked ta-tas. It was insane. On my way home, some crazy drunk chased me down with a chip on his shoulder (completely unrelated to the party). I convinced him I didn't know him. He invited me to party with him which seemed better than getting my poo-poo kicked. About a block away from his house 4 cop cars pull up (looking for him). He ran in the house and I just went home. Ill be back next week you trUCKING collage pukes. AhAHHAAHHAHAH
OMG
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el midgetron
, Sep 07 2002 11:20 PM
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