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#1 Blue Zord

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 12:34 PM

Ok you pissants here is my story,
Growing up, I never wanted to be a world leader. I never even really wanted to be a tough guy. I just wanted to be around my bee-eye-itches. It was maybe grade school when I first started to hate people. I was always picked on by the kids because I did not have a tough name, my mother named me squidly due to my aquatic loving nature, and fun loving attitude. So I changed my name to the Octopuss Dragon, after realising the women a guy could get with such a cool tough sounding name, I changed it again to the mighty "BLUE ZORD". Boy was it worth it, I started getting panties in the mail, phonenumbers out the arse. Everything I had ever wished to be was coming true. That is where greed, money and women started turning me to the dark side. I started having husbands, boyfriends, and midgets kicking my arse on a daily basis. I decided that that was enough and started opening my own supply of whoopass. Soon after I realised how easy it was to pick on whimps like the ones who post here and how much fun it was. I then started to pick on kids at school like that wuss of a muscle satan cross, and kinnikuman himself. One day several of those puny pink muscles teamed up and almost gave me an arse beating, but like always I prevailed, but by the hair off my chin. I then decided next time I might not be so lucky, so I gathered up all my menacing friends like the four fingered terror, better known as the Red Claw, my cousin dark blue zord with no horns but fist still raised in fury, and my gym partners the brick brothers. We then started robbing old ladies for money to fund our ruthless organization of terror. Soon after we established the blue zord ruthless organization of terror we decided that was not enough, we must conquer earth itself. So me with the help of the four fingered terror started bee-eye-itchslapping the crap out of all who opposed us and in the mean time looked for questionable adult material, and skanks to throw around. I have made such an icon out of myself they decided to make pink, orange, green, and red zords as well. But there will always be the true blue zord with fist raised in FUUUUURRRRYYYYY!!!! Which brings me to present day. I notice you guys missed me, and at the same time are fearing for your lives for I am planning my revenge. Rest assured little ones I have not left you, I am not going anywhere. I have been studying you, studying your every moves (some of which I can not even talk about, you sick sick perverts). You can mock me now, and you can hide behind you ashura men, your kinnikuman, and even your fairy goalie figure, but you will feel my vengeance. Its coming, oh yeah its coming big time. Be scared, be very scared.
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#2 RubzOne

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 02:52 PM

Can I join your gang oh great Zord
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#3 arforbes

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 05:20 PM

Ha Ha Ha!!! :lol:

That's effing funny, Johnny! B)

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#4 jkaris

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Posted 28 August 2002 - 08:59 PM

Hey, I had nothing to do with that. I am not the ZorD ZorG! I know who he is though..... :p
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