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[dankingery]

[heavy sarcasm] hmmm... i don't think theres another river to cross. except the colorado river. the biggest effing river i've ever seen in my life! - matt stone's character chewing out trey parker's character in cannibal the musical.

[imperfecz]

Fudge..... Packer?

[deadfishlake]

"Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here!"- Jesse Ventura in Predator

"Come wit me if you want to liff" (aka 'come with me if you want to live)-Arnold in T2, keeping in mind it's not what he said but how he said it

"Crom!!"- Arnold in Conan-again, it's ALL about how it was said

"I call it blood, detective. But I suppose you'll write it up as 'graffiti'." Ernie Hudson in The Crow

[Ericnilla]

"Listen here you beautiful bee-eye-itch. I am about to eff you up with some truth."
— Kenny effing Powers

[dankingery]

time out, time out! - pineapple express.


t-bird: one of my crew went and got himself perished.
top dollar: and who might that be?
t-bird: tin tin.
top dollar: well let's all have a moment of silence for poor old tin tin. SNORT!!! (snorts a line of coke for the moment of silence).

[Reccoom Kaboom]

Some censored Shakes the Clown quotes:

'they don't get the kinda kitty I got. I got that peanut-butter kitty; brown, smooth, and easy to spread!'

'As soon as that camera gets off him, he's gonna fork that little dog! Little dog forker!'

'...just some clowns eating a big plate of beef. White, powdery beef.'

-from the mimes in the park sequence-
'You silent mother-forkers!'
'Here! get outah this box!'
'Learn to speak.'

[dankingery]

that has to be the ugliest hat i've ever seen. i bet you get a free bowl of soup when you buy a hat like that, huh?...oh, but it looks good on you though. -caddyshack.

[Blitzwulf]

My own brother. A godd*mn sh*t suckin' vampire! You wait till Mom finds out, buddy! from TLB

dankingery- your avatar is sick.

[Ghost Lion]

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris!
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "Major League"

[dankingery]

danny: is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up? - hot fuzz.

[asator]

Hancock: "The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little p!ss pump." ----Hancock

Danny: "No, I like to rock n' roll all night and PART of every day. I usually have errands. I can only rock from like, 1-3." ----Role Models

Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar." ----Serenity

Officer Collins: "You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square." ----Idiocracy

[dankingery]

people shouldn't fear their government; the government should fear its people. - v for vendetta.

[OmegaTraf]

1)I want my Cake!


2)Thanks Lady, Thanks for the ride........

[walker13.1]

From Old School:

Frank!! What are you doing?

We're going streaking from the house to the gymnasium.

Who is steaking? Frank, get in the car.

Hey ladies.

Frank, a little chilly outside isn't it?

Honey, you think KFC is still open?

[Venom]

"Cuz your a jagg off."......... Casino.

[asator]

"The 10"
Dr. Glenn Richie: "It was just a goof!"

"Christmas Vacation"
Eddie: "Sh--ter was full!"

"Role Models"
Wheeler: "Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird f---. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock."
Augie: "Why are you telling me this?"
Wheeler: "Why would I not?"


"Hot Rod"
Rod Kimble: "I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."

Rico: "I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. You know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards, and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them... which is kinda weird."

Barry Pasternak: "Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I need a lawyer!"

"Be Kind, Rewind"
Jerry: (To Alma, who is providing the voices for "The Lion King") "Listen to me. I need to you say the line, I need you to say, 'I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!'"
Mike: "No, no! That's not in the movie!"
Jerry: "This is the next Lion King. This is Part II!"
Alma: "Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!"

Edited by asator, 09 December 2009 - 10:04 PM.

[Czarcher]

The Warriors
Swan: Why'd you do it? Why'd you waste Cyrus?

Luther: No REASON,I just like doin things like that.

Rambo (new)
There is'nt one of us that does'nt want to be some place else.
But this is what we do,who we are.
Live for nothing,or die for something.
Your call.

[clonewars]

What a fun topic. Here are some of my favorites:

Star Wars: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffuring.

Indiana Jones: The penitent man will pass. The penitent man, kneels before God, kneel!!!

Back to the future: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need any roads.

Goonies: HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!!! Sloth! Who let him out!

Harry Potter: After all, he who must not be named did great things, terrible, yess...but great.

[SmokinGun]

"Welcome To Primetime. bee-eye-itch!" - A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors

"There Heeere!" - Poltergist

"Give me back my son!" - Ransom

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - The Godfather Part 2

[dankingery]

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya,
but it ain't gonna be easy... Bad fish. It's not like going down to pond
chasin' blue gills or tommy cots. This shark - swallow ya hole. L'il shakin',
l'il tenderizin', down ya go. Now we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back
the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not
gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than 3000 bucks chief! I'll
find him for three, but I'll catch him... and kill him... for ten! Now you
gotta make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or ya wanna play it
cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers; I don't
want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars
for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

[walker13.1]

Old School:

1. Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

2. Frank: [Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

Office Space:

1. Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

2. Peter Gibbons: Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

[Jackson]

Enter Scene: Jeff Spicoli ( driver ) and friend have just severely wrecked a Trans- Am that was " borrowed " from the friend's brother…….


Friend: My brother is going to sh*t!

Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes

Friend: My brother is going to kill us!

Spicoli: Well make up your mind dude, is he going to sh*t or is going to kill us?

Friend: First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!

Spicoli: Don't worry, my Dad's a television repair man, he's got an ultimate set of tools, I can fix it!

Friend: You can't fix this car Spicoli !!

Spicoli: I can fix it



Fast Times at Ridgemont High!

Edited by ILMWIWY80, 10 August 2011 - 08:18 AM.

[Dabeavis]

This one's from The Room, a movie that got it's fame from being so terribly made.



"You're lying I never hit you, You Are TEARING ME APART LISA!!"

If you ever even bother to go to screenings of this film ( I kinda would go to one where I live if it wasn't for all the sex scenes) people would usually yell this quote once it comes up, this doesn't say it's the most infamous one.

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did Naaht...................Oh Hi Mark!"

Edited by Dabeavis, 11 August 2011 - 02:43 PM.

[dankingery]

the room is so terrible. next time i go to l.a. to visit my friend we're going to a screening with a bag of plastic spoons.

[Czarcher]

"Donnie Darko? What the hell kinda name is that? Its like some sort of super-hero or something."

~Donnie Darko