how would her parents punish her if she was REALLY bad?
They'd leave the plunger in the toilet......
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#52
Posted 13 April 2003 - 07:46 AM
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#53
Posted 14 April 2003 - 05:27 AM
The bartender yells "HEY! YOU JUST KILLED THE WAITRESS!"
The panda says "I'm a Panda. Look it up." and walks out the door.
The bartender picks up a dictionary and looks for panda.
Pan'|da - A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.
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#55
Posted 14 April 2003 - 01:26 PM
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#56
Posted 14 April 2003 - 03:51 PM
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#57
Posted 14 April 2003 - 07:06 PM
It's funny because Panda's are endangered.
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#59
Posted 17 April 2003 - 07:32 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA wait......*relizes his sister is dyslexic* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bacha bacha!!!!!!!!! *kick* *kick* errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............................(don't make me angry)Did ya'll hear about the Dyslexic who walked into a Bra?
#60
Posted 18 April 2003 - 05:30 AM
You won't like him when he's angry. He turns big and green.errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............................(don't make me angry)
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Posted 18 April 2003 - 06:15 AM
You won't like him when he's angry. He turns big and green.errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............................(don't make me angry)
THAT was funny!!
#62
Posted 18 April 2003 - 06:38 AM
ALL of them!!
That's a shout-out to all the Star Trek fans out there...
-Nathan
#63
Posted 18 April 2003 - 12:52 PM
I don't even know why I find it so funny....
trying to ketch my breath...oh boy...
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#64
Posted 18 April 2003 - 01:16 PM
There is some really funny crap in here, and we can always come back to it when we come across other funny jokes.
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#66
Posted 18 April 2003 - 02:10 PM
You've never seen Star Trek. The borg are the collective race...they have huge Cube starships. They are the half robot half humans.Um....what's a Borg?
"We are borg...resistance is futile."
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#67
Posted 18 April 2003 - 05:09 PM
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.
"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
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#68
Posted 18 April 2003 - 05:11 PM
Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training.
Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech which, went over well.
About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!"
His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
Sounds like someone needs gingko bilboa...
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#69
Posted 18 April 2003 - 06:00 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA im hulk jr. ha ha h ah a ha ha........................errrrrrrrrrrrrYou won't like him when he's angry. He turns big and green.
ALEX SMASH!!!!!!!!!!
#70
Posted 18 April 2003 - 09:38 PM
hot dammit! I'm simi dyslexic! I can joke about it!HA HA HA HA HA HA wait......*relizes his sister is dyslexic* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bacha bacha!!!!!!!!! *kick* *kick* errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............................(don't make me angry)Did ya'll hear about the Dyslexic who walked into a Bra?
It's not like I made a joke about making sacrifices to santa!
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#72
Posted 18 April 2003 - 10:57 PM
It was another Dyslexic joke.
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#73
Posted 18 April 2003 - 11:18 PM
Haha!Dude...
It was another Dyslexic joke.
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#74
Posted 19 April 2003 - 12:12 AM
LOL! Thats too funny!Haha!Dude...
It was another Dyslexic joke.
#75
Posted 20 April 2003 - 07:10 AM
I know about Borg and all that, but I don't understand the joke.How many Borg does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
ALL of them!!
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-Nathan
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