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[Czarcher]

Here's somethin fun,there's a ton of famous movie quotes out there. What are some of your favorites?
Here's some of my fav's in no particular order -

'I ain't got time to bleed' -Predator
'Your gonna need a bigger boat' -Jaws
'Whose scruffy lookin?' -ESB
'CAN YOU DIG IT!?' -The Warriors
'Get away from her you B*TCH!' -Aliens
'The problem with Scotland is,its full of scots' -Braveheart
'The calls are coming from inside the house!' -When a Stranger Calls
'..then we will fight in the shade' -300 (Historicly accurate)

[jkaris]

I'll be back - Terminator

[Czarcher]

Oh ya I forgot,
'Game over man,game over!' -Aliens

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

"I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER!!!!!!!" - Kung Pow : Enter the Fist

[jkaris]

Say Hello to my little friends! - Scarface

[mrjayberry]

What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?-Ten Things I Hate About You

[jkaris]

Open your eyes, vato! - American Me

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

TILL ALL ARE ONE!!! - Transformers: the movie (1986)

[Czarcher]

'That's not a knife....THAT'S A KNIFE' -Crocodile Dundee

[doc_moore_j]

Awesome Topic, and so far some good ones. Here are a few I find myself quoting rather frequently:

Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun. - Army of Darkness
This is where we fight, this is where they die! - 300
I'm not immortal, just not very good at dying - Shinobi Heart Under Blade
Suck my balls mr Garrison - Southpark

I know there is more, i will think of some later and edit.

[gilgar]

Warrrrrrrrrriooooooooooors ... come out to playeeeyaaay (Warriors)

Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob (office space)

It was right in front of me. I poked at it with a stick (River's Edge)

When Hell is full, the dead will walk the Earth (dawn of the dead)

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. (Dazed & Confused)

Say, man, you got a joint?... No, not on me, man. … It'd be a lot cooler if you did. (Dazed & Confused)

The sea monkeys have my money (nemo)

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning (Apocalypse Now)

Are you talking to me? (Taxi Driver)

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter. (Clockwork Orange)

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? (Full Metal Jacket)

Not possible! You can't watch too much TV... Television is reality, and reality is less than television...The television screen has become the retina of the mind's eye (videodrome)

and this one time, at band camp... (american pie)

Hey baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time. (full metal jacket)

Ma - la - Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (children of the corn)

Edited by gilgar, 30 August 2007 - 06:25 PM.

[Idol Choujin Showtime]

"We have your woman, outlander!!" - Children of the Corn

[Czarcher]

'I must break you' -Rocky III

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

"FOOL YOU!!! HAHAHA!!! - Space Balls

[WhiteLeo]

A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy! - Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Because, unlike some other Robin's, I can speak with an English accent - Robin Hood: Men in Tights
I bet she gives great helmet. - Space Balls
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! - Space Balls
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

WhiteLeo

Edited by WhiteLeo, 22 August 2007 - 07:44 PM.

[Czarcher]

'Get your hands off me you damn dirty apes!' -Planet of the Apes
'You'll shoot your eye out' -Christmas Story

[Czarcher]

"We only came here to do two things,kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer" -Dazed & Confused

[el midgetron]

Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable. >>
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. >>
The Dude: He fixes the cable? ~ big lebowski

[Kevin Mayle]

"We only came here to do two things,kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer" -Dazed & Confused

Sounds like they got that one from Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live." His line was, "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

One of my favorite lines is from Best of the Best 2, when Brakus says, "You have scarred my perfection. Challenged my invincibility. For that, you WILL die."

[meatcutta78]

I have to pee out my @ss-Grandmas Boy.

[Czarcher]

'My name is Amigo Montoya,you killed my father,prepare to die!' -Princess Bride

[Kevin Mayle]

A couple of crazy lines from "Five Fingers of Death"
"He's thick as two planks."
"Take these two knives, and I'll see ya later."

[asator]

Brian Fantana from Anchorman "60% of the time, it works every time"

Brian Fantana from Anchorman "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

Andy from Wet Hot American Summer "You taste like a burger. I dont like you anymore."

The Dude from The Big Lebowski "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

The Dude from The Big Lebowski "Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron."

Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber "The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."

Big Ern from Kingpin "You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."

Korben Dallas from The 5th Element "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English!"

[Universal Ruler Supreme]

SpaceBalls

Lord Helmet : "I'm your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's former Roommate!"

Lonestar : "Well, what does that make us?"

Lord Helmet : "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!"



In a nutshell that would have made Lord Helmet Lonestar's Brother (or sister) or 1st Cousin's roommate. Cause if he was the roommate of the cousin of Lonestar's uncle's Nephew, (cause his father's brother would be his Uncle) that would mean that either Lonestar's own brother/sister was Helmet's roommate, or if Lonestar's Father had more than one sibling other than the Brother in question, it would be one of Lonestar's other 1st Cousins. But then again, a cousin could refer to any number of cousins, whether a 1st 2nd or 3rd cousin. And as possible as it would be to have been Lonestar's sister, it would be a bit unlikely depending on the circumstances of the reason they were roomates.............It was just darned funny.

[Drtooth]

"Mark my words. They'll be sorry. They'll be eating breakfast or something, and they'll say "HEY! We screwed up!"- Weird Al Yankovic in UHF.

"Mr. Incredible? You married Elastagirl? AND YOU GOT BUISY!!!!"- Syndrome in The Incredibles

"Question? Do you like Penicilin on your pizza?"- Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1

"We ain't found sh&&!!"- Spaceballs

"More singing? I feel VonTrapped"- Scott/Spott in Teacher's Pet