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[imperfecz]

Great.... now I miss my mom

[Ridureyu]

Me too.

[imperfecz]

Well that backfired huh?

 

I mean, mine is still here, and lives about 15 minutes from me.

[Ridureyu]

Actually, I meant mine as another "Your mom" joke. "I miss your mom, too."

haha!

[ironmask]

This is great.

[Behemoth]

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[ironmask]

Okay, box of toys goes to he who drops the hardest yo' momma joke. Go.

[ironmask]

Contest ends midnight, Friday, EST.

[imperfecz]

Multiple entries? Cuz uh.... this is a builder.

[ironmask]

Dickbro, I knows how to follow a joke' or in your case, a gag.

[krazedmadman]

Yo momma so fat when she rolls over at night it becomes morning.

EDIT dunno if ur serious but either way there ya go.

Edited by krazedmadman, 04 June 2014 - 07:53 PM.

[imperfecz]

Dickbro, I knows how to follow a joke' or in your case, a gag.

 

Well, your mom knows how to follow a gag.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

with more suction!

[krazedmadman]

Yo mamma so fat she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

[krazedmadman]

Ok 1 more..Yo mamma so fat if we lit her on fire and shot her into space she could sustain her own galaxy.

Edited by krazedmadman, 04 June 2014 - 08:03 PM.

[Behemoth]

Your mother is such a whore that Paris Hilton calls her for dating advice. 

[ironmask]

Your mother is so nasty, that when she goes to the beach, Exxon gets called to come clean up the spill.

[Draznar]

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to pay attention

[bachamn]

[thenerdieststore]

Yo momma so ugly she was given royalties for the recent godzilla flick.

 

Yo momma so ugly that the International Institute for Species Exploration tried to give her a scientific name when they spotted her on the beach.

 

Yo momma so fat that the United States had her as an option for an oil drilling site.

 

Yo momma so smelly that a Dutch man was trying to guess that new cheese smell.

Edited by thenerdieststore, 05 June 2014 - 01:43 PM.

[Behemoth]

Your mom's such a b!tch that Elton John wrote a song about her. 

[ironmask]

Your momma so nasty, John Holmes took one look at her and said "Pass."

[Ridureyu]

Yo momma's so nasty, she had sex with your dad.

 

Yo momma's so sick that she thought 2 girls 1 cup was an instructional video.

 

Yo momma sucks so hard her last name is Hoover.

Edited by Ridureyu, 05 June 2014 - 07:53 PM.

[jkaris]

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits A R O U N D the house.

Yo mama's so fat, they roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gave birth to you, they had to call in a pack of search dogs to locate you between all the rolls, and use the jaws of life to get you out!

Yo mama's so fat, Budweiser dips her in the vat to add yeast to their beer mix.

Yo mama's so fat, she dropped some sandwich crumbs down her shirt in the summer and within a couple hours, she had freshly baked bread.

Yo mama's so fat, her stench is classified as a WMD.

Yo mama's so fat, she's been banned from every all-you-can-eat place in your state and the surrounding ones.

Yo mama's so fat, she gave me a hug and it took two weeks to find my way out.

[jkaris]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more saddlebags than the 9th cavalry.

[DaHumorist]

Your momma is so fat, Candy Crush gave her diabetes.

 

Your momma's so ugly, Stevie Wonder shot himself in the face.