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[Alan Mask]

They're all so good that I had to take time deciding.

 

Only problem is that I still can't decide.

Could you guys help me out and tell me which of my movies you think will be the biggest smash hit of all time?

 

I'll post trailers so you can watch them and vote on your favorite.

 

 

Here is the trailer for The Ninja (PG)



Zombie Martian Chainsaw Massacre (PG-13)



Ninja Slugfest (PG-13)

 

 

 

Edited by Alan Mask, 31 March 2014 - 10:50 PM.

[Alan Mask]

Prism (PG)



The Puppetmaster (PG-13)



Halloweird (NC-17)






And just so you know, anyone who is on my jerks list will NOT get to see ANY of my
fabulous masterpieces on the big screen!! You can wait until they come out on video, when they'll look considerably LESS amazing!!
The only way you'll get in is if you become a master of disguise and learn ninja-swift moves, so you can successfully SNEAK in!! But I bet you wouldn't do that,
because it would kinda be like supporting "Halloweird" and "The Ninja".
And I'm gonna give money to CHARITY, too!!

Edited by Alan Mask, 31 March 2014 - 10:51 PM.

[jkaris]

Man, those are awesome.

But where the eff is Kirby or Pikachu?

[Ridureyu]

YAY! ALAN MASK!

[DaHumorist]

I had the biggest smile on my face watching these. Great job, Alan Mask!

[Screamer]

These are awesome. Funny thing is that I almost voted solely on the familiar names of these movies. I liked Halloweird... Probably for the music but I really dig the classic vibe of Zombie Martian Chainsaw Massacre. And Gerinomo's scream is absolutley hilarious so it got my vote.

 

But where the eff is Kirby or Pikachu?

Pikachu was in "The Ninja"

[Draznar]

Being a huge fan of 80s and 80s style horror, I had to go with HALLOWEIRD.

[ironmask]

Pure LEGEND status.

[bachamn]

In case anyone missed the credits

 

Crushed Dreams Pictures and Alan Mask Present an Alan Mask Production in Association with Mask Unl.
An Alan Mask Film / Edited by Alan Mask / Pollster Child Alan Mask / Jerks List Alan Mask / Public Meldowneee Alan Mask /
Original Concept by Alan Mask / Executive Producer Alan's Mom / Written by Alan Mask / Directed by Alan Mask

 

You guys. Killed. It.

 

 

 

Edited by bachamn, 01 April 2014 - 05:55 AM.

[Matlock]

These are all so awesome its a pretty tough choice. I like them all really well, but had to go with ninja slugfest. Cant wait to see it on the jumbotron. !!

 

Edit. I just can't quit watching them. I wish i could vote 6 times

Edited by Matlock, 01 April 2014 - 06:13 AM.

[Behemoth]

Any movie with a title like Zombie Martian Chainsaw Massacre would get my vote. 

[plasticfiend]

I saw pikchu in one of the Ninja movies ... Just a cameo!

I love the fact that you used Snake Mountain as a back drop...

Awesome!

PF!

[Ridureyu]

Well, looks like he finally won.

[Alan Mask]

Is Gilgarman in theaters yet?

My Gilgarman movie has a plot. It's not just fighting and stuff.
It's got comedy, action and some drama, and I'm sure MANY people would wanna
see it.

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I was gonna make all these movies way back when I first came up with them all by myself, BUT SOME PEOPLE took all my dreams and crushed `em!
Crushed `em into tiny little bite-sized pieces!!

People like them are the reason my mom hates message boards!!

I couldn't wait until I was an adult to make these movies. And I've been thinking up these movies since the summer of 2001!!

I've already had the perfect actors and I'm supposed to wait until they're too
old for the role I've chosen `em for?

David Spade is now too old to play Link, I'm too old to play the Ninja, etc!

 

You tell me which is better? I think it's obvious!

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or

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Listen, I'm sorry for being so harsh, but I've just about reached my breaking
point. Once again, you're knocking the cane out from under the blind person.
I have a form of autism known as Asperger's Syndrome.
It causes me to obsess over certain topics and makes me almost completely lose

my mind when I'm angry. They say it's partially because of this that I've got a
genius IQ. My IQ is 175.

It's hard to keep up when ten new replies have
been made behind my back. Just don't laugh at me, put me down, or argue with me anymore, okay?

Edited by Alan Mask, 01 April 2014 - 11:26 AM.

[bachamn]

Until now this thread was waaaaaaaay too David Spade-less!

[Behemoth]

Any chance you could make a movie about Killer Radioactive Ham Sandwiches? That would be uber sweet. 

[Ridureyu]

I think having him play Old Link would be great.

 

 

But can I be in one of your movies?  I will only if you let me play a character who eats doughnuts all the time.

Edited by Ridureyu, 01 April 2014 - 11:29 AM.

[Draznar]

I also want a spot in a movie. No jokes.

[Xthekid]

All of these are great. And except for the last three, id defintley watch full length features.

[Strontium Dog]

Heroic.

[Behemoth]

Pitch these to SyFy. They would be perfect. I seriously would watch these with friends. 

[bachamn]

HALLOWEEN EIRD!