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[GRANDTHEFT]

My Dear MUSCLEHEADS
How could we have over looked this burning Question

*who has in a moment of madness put there muscleman in the microwave?

i myself only had a few muscles as a kid so experimentation was done very sparingly.
Since my numbers have grown, i have alot of built up anger ready to be released ,so it's only proper i consult higher powers in the muscle ranks
to make sure i do this properly.
i have a poll also to see what are the more favourate forms and methods of muscle punishment " oh i can see it now me in the garage with weired sounds comming out and my wife listening to damn you muscle die ,die damn you ,why wont you burn muscle, i'll shoot you in your pink head!!!"

lmao.........

do good guy's


mischa

[Tortle]

Well, I picked the BB Gun, since I could only pick one. I had a "Test MUSCLE" on which I used to perform all sorts of horrible tests. One of those tests was shooting him with a BB Gun not only from far away, but also from point blank range. Of course, I shielded my eyes before I shot...

Anyway, I also torched him with a lighter, put him in a can with some firecrackers (the jumping jacks used to make the most interesting burn marks) and tested out various dyes on him. In the end, he was one f'ed up MUSCLE. You can check him out on my page:

http://www.newellsys...testmuscle.html

Oh, the humanity... sure was fun, though!

-Nathan

[GRANDTHEFT]

OMG!!!!!!!
Nathan that was so damn funny, i think if you have a muscle it must enter your mind to do kinda stuff.
i love your pic


now wheres my gun?



mischa

[arforbes]

Back in the day, when I had a whole bunch of Bootlegs, I used to experiment with flames on them. I'd put them in the back yard in a piece of aluminum foil and light them up. They'd turn into a pile of ash!

I also used to turn the oven burners on and watch them melt! Other than that I would cut them up sometimes to just see them in pieces.

I rarely destroyed real M.U.S.C.L.E.'s, only a few that were already damaged, or my least favorites. I love M.U.S.C.L.E.'s too much to do them harm, except on those select few.

Besides, I only had a small amount of real M.U.S.C.L.E.'s back then, and had to select my test subjects sparingly because I never thought I would be able to get them all one day!

[doc_moore_j]

I too used to microwave them, but not as an act of cruelty, but to enhance and make them better fighters. As a kid, I only had about 70 and several of those were doubles, so I thought and thought of ways to alter them to make them original again. I tried lighters but they left black burn marks, I tried boiling them but could not reach in to get them afterward, until I thought of microwaving them, I began to experiment by zapping them for only a few seconds at a time until they were pliable enough to change, then hold them under cold water. It seemed like the coolest idea, and I only lost maybe two or three muscles. until recently when I heard of the hair dryer technique I thought I was the smartest dude in the world.

[MUSCLETOYS]

Ha! Judging from the poll, there are Lots of Pyro's here! Fireworks + M.U.S.C.L.E. = kick in the @ss fun!
Glad to be in good company!

[musclemenkids]

i'm pretty sure i must have set fire to one at some point but i used to torch so many things when i was a kid. i remeber i sharpened the head of 3 muscles at school one day, the tragic thing was i kind of did it subconciously while the teacher was droning on and i really regretted it afterwards. i would never dream of wasting any of my muscles nowadays. He-man on the other hand, damn it id like to buy i whole load of the original he-men and perform all sorts of experiments on him, its his face man, whats up with that face!!

[RubzOne]

Hairspray+Lighter baybee

[GRANDTHEFT]

I just put my first guy in the microwave
what can i say you guys inspired me
one interesting thing was how gooey he went and how i was able to change his form , then when cooled under water he looked as if he was made that way.
i was wondering if it were possible to melt a muscle man down and place him in a new mold?



mischa

[MuScLe BoMbEr]

My goodness, have you all no love for your toys? How could you people treat your M.U.S.C.L.E.s that way? I pity those poor little fellows, torturing them so that you guys could have fun... I treat all my toys with TLC (tender loving care not tables ladders & chairs mind you ) and all my toys have a special place in my heart and soul. So please, please don't hurt your little M.U.S.C.L.E. figures, treat them with care. Now, a moment of silence for those fallen little M.U.S.C.L.E. dudes

[Doctor Dew]

I treat all my toys with TLC (tender loving care not tables ladders & chairs mind you   )

hahahahaha. yeah, that was funny.


i only have a faint memory of slicing up some of my Muscles. i was just a kid curious to see what was inside. it is the same thing i do to cats nowdays.... wha...???

[arforbes]

Alrgiht, I admit, I did it! I've committed M.U.S.C.L.E.cide! I just killed a M.U.S.C.L.E. He was an old stained and beat-to-crap M.U.S.C.L.E. that I found lying around. I cut off his hands, then melted them back on with the stove burner. Melted his face off too! Then I crushed him in a vice and finally chopped him to pieces. I'm so, so sorry!

Had to get rid of that old bastitch though!

[RubzOne]

Actually I took an X-ACTO knife to a few as well...

[MuScLe BoMbEr]

Oh the humanity

[arforbes]

I tried microwaving my a M.U.S.C.L.E. about a week ago and it didn't really do anything except warm him up a little. Are you guys sure this works? Maybe it's my microwave, but it is new so I don't know why it wouldn't work. Maybe I didn't put it in for enough time. How long should the figures be in there for? Anybody know?

I am confused!

[doc_moore_j]

I used to do it for about a minute, it depended on the thickness of the muscle. If I were you I'd try for about 30 sec, then 30 sec more until it was right. But first I'd actually try the hair dryer idea, I never used it but it sounds safer.

[GRANDTHEFT]

I tried microwaving my a M.U.S.C.L.E. about a week ago and it didn't really do anything except warm him up a little. Are you guys sure this works? Maybe it's my microwave, but it is new so I don't know why it wouldn't work. Maybe I didn't put it in for enough time. How long should the figures be in there for? Anybody know?

I am confused!

make sure you got the microwave on high
then blast him for a minute



mischa

[Hellacooljawa]

Well guys. I tried the microwave technique and (besides being yelled at by my girlfriend and later mocked) he is now an ex-muscle.

I went to pull him out, and only the leg came when i pulled. He will now be my official pirate muscle men. He will search the seven seas for lost limbs that you all have cut off. Someday he will find his leg.

Maybe I will sell him on ebay as super rare, handcrafted by a top-notch muscle artist.

Do I hear any bids?

[arforbes]

I don't understand! I cannot get my M.U.S.C.L.E.'s to melt in the microwave. What the hell! My microwave must suck!!!

[GRANDTHEFT]

I don't understand! I cannot get my M.U.S.C.L.E.'s to melt in the microwave. What the hell! My microwave must suck!!!

It really should melt
The first time i tried it i had to take it out quickly
because he was starting to bubble up and his leg started to flatern out
the only other think i can recommend is take it to someones else's
house and when there not looking nuke him......lmao
oh i can see it now

"hey what the hell ya doing in my microwave"

"ah just warming up my muscle"


mischa

[jkaris]

I think if this poll were to be redone, "microwave" would win by a longshot!

[Blue Zord]

The Mighty Zord is impervious to the microwave. Nothing can stop me.

[arforbes]

Even my microwave could melt your arse Blue Zord! Hehe!!!

[EASports]

How about strapping a muscle to a huge sky rocket? And after it explodes running after his falling corpse. And of course a muscle and firecrackers in a box. But muscles were awesome BB fodder.

[EASports]

OK wait wait... How about a drill? I've got one old guy that's chewed up from head to toe as a result of old dadio's drill left unguarded...