So, my TMNT bootleg figures (as discussed in my Sightings thread) finally came in yesterday. So without further ado...
Sculpts: The sculpts aren't actually THAT bad. They are about 2" tall, and actually have some texturing on the skin areas. The poses are fairly dynamic, but they are all multi-part assemblies, so that is just a tad less impressive. All of the turtles are sporting the same "Oh crap, I farted in class and got caught" expression. Splinter looks like he's smuggling a bunch of bananas in his mouth, as well.
Paints: This is where the figures go from "Passable" to "Laughably Shitty". All of the turtles' weapons are silver, the belts are all the same yellow that their front shells are, and HOLY F**KING HELL, they got three out of the four turtles wrong. The Raph is correct though, so I can't really gripe about his TOO much. The foot soldier is the most on point, though.
Packaging: Cellophane bag, bubble wrap, little to no markings on the packaging.
Accessories: These are 2" mini figures, with the weapons molded onto them. However, when you open the cellophane, you are greeted a smell that resembles a marriage between cat shit and xylene.
I didn't give any numerical values to any of the virtues of these figures... because there really weren't any, other than the comedic value. these things ARE hilarious, even if the manufacturer isn't aware of it. Don't spend any money on these things, unless you have a good sense of humor.