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Welcome to the 1st Annual Muscle Totem Competition!

How to play:
1) Post image of your homemade Muscle Totem. A Muscle Totem is a structure consisting of Muscles, where they are stacked on top of each other.
2) Muscle Totems fall into two categories- Category A and Category B. When building a Category A Muscle Totem, you may only make use of balance, and you may not "link" muscles using the clamping forces of the armpits or other unspoken areas, and you may not "suspend" muscles from each others appendages like barrel of monkeys; this is basically a balancing act. When building a Category B Muscle Totem, you MAY make use of any means necessary to link, suspend, wedge, or otherwise attach muscles to one another (for example, embedding the point of the top into the hole in the hole-head guy would be acceptible)
3) Use of any form of adhesive such as pine tar, saliva, or texturizers such as emory boards (permanent or temporary) is strictly prohibited. Steroids are also prohibited on the part of the builder and the muscle.

Real muscles will be optionally awarded (if admin permits) to the winners of the following categories:
1) Tallest Category A Totem with only one muscle as a base
2) Tallest Category A Totem with multiple muscles as a base
3) Most muscles supported by one muscle as a base (Category A or B
4) Most creative Category A Totem
5) Most creative Category B Totem
5) Tallest Category B Totem with only one muscle as a base
6) Tallest Category B Totem with multiple muscles as a base
7) Best try that didn't really work out.

I have attached a photo that will give you an idea.
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Edited by mailman, 31 December 2012 - 05:58 PM.

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Who was that guy who traded for something like 100 Sunshine arches? Because he's gonna win.
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    This and that - mostly that!
Are you providing the prizes then?
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Are you providing the prizes then?


Yes, you will win an authentic muscle if you are a champion builder.
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    This and that - mostly that!

Yes, you will win an authentic muscle if you are a champion builder.


Sweet - just have to wait for my first MUSCLE package to arrive then I might give it a shot :thumbsup:
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Who was that guy who traded for something like 100 Sunshine arches? Because he's gonna win.


Okay, new rule: Only one arch may be used per totem, except there will be an additional prize for multi-arch totems.
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Yes, you will win an authentic muscle if you are a champion builder.


Sweet :p
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.....AANNNDDD thats a wrap for the last annaul muscle totem competition.
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Dang, I remembered reading this thread when I first created my account. I thought it sounded fun, but then totally forgot. Also, I didn't see a deadline for entries, so you should give me at least 3 more days to win every category.
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.....AANNNDDD thats a wrap for the last annaul muscle totem competition.

If there are no entries, can it really stop?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it - does it make a sound?

Does the tree even exist if no one is around?

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This contest totally flew under my radar. Id totally have tried

Edit: touchscreen phones and fat fingers syndrome

Edited by Bagface, 22 February 2013 - 08:28 AM.

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I'm astounded to see that there is some interest.

If anybody posts some legit awesome totems, then you will be rewarded accordingly.

There's no due date, just lets see some cool totems.

If I like your work, I'll give you a muscle.


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