Chapter 1 Where the MUSCLE smell comes from
Behind one lonely computer screen you may find a rare breed indeed.
The dirtiest , stinkiest MUSCLE collector of them all. The Moneybags Buttface Collector.
With his face of butt and his account of money he will have all your MUSCLE's in his cheeks.
Squeezing them ever so gently, laughing in your face. I fart MUSCLE's he says.
This collector will always pay to squeeze his cheeks around a class A.
Clawing at his nips so purple they say.
Every time you smell a MUSCLE don't think of me.
Buttface MUSCLE Collector
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, Mar 03 2013 08:56 PM
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 09:07 PM
Chapter 1 Where the MUSCLE smell comes from
Behind one lonely computer screen you may find a rare breed indeed.
The dirtiest , stinkiest MUSCLE collector of them all. The Moneybags Buttface Collector.
With his face of butt and his account of money he will have all your MUSCLE's in his cheeks.
Squeezing them ever so gently, laughing in your face. I fart MUSCLE's he says.
This collector will always pay to squeeze his cheeks around a class A.
Clawing at his nips so purple they say.
Every time you smell a MUSCLE don't think of me.
Nice! Am I the only one hungry after reading that?
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Posted 03 March 2013 - 09:29 PM
I was hoping it was going to be a custom piece.
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 04:00 AM
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Chapter 1 Where the MUSCLE smell comes from
Behind one lonely computer screen you may find a rare breed indeed.
The dirtiest , stinkiest MUSCLE collector of them all. The Moneybags Buttface Collector.
With his face of butt and his account of money he will have all your MUSCLE's in his cheeks.
Squeezing them ever so gently, laughing in your face. I fart MUSCLE's he says.
This collector will always pay to squeeze his cheeks around a class A.
Clawing at his nips so purple they say.
Every time you smell a MUSCLE don't think of me.
Id hate to see what they do to 5 or 6 sealed Satan crosses. There nipples might get twisted clean off
Edited by Matlock, 04 March 2013 - 04:00 AM.
Brown chicken , brown cow
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 05:15 AM
Positively scintillating. I hope to one day see what you can accomplish with iambic pentameter.
You know, I think I would be willing to lend several illustrations for this, if you decided you wanted to go that route. <3
You know, I think I would be willing to lend several illustrations for this, if you decided you wanted to go that route. <3
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 07:37 AM
I still don't know what to actually say to this, but I do love the mysterious way you ended the post:
"Every time you smell a MUSCLE don't think of me."
Like a boss.
"Every time you smell a MUSCLE don't think of me."
Like a boss.
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:28 AM
I will still never understand the affinity that people here have for smelling their toys.
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:55 AM
I will still never understand the affinity that people here have for smelling their toys.
It's so that we can ass-ociate it with the smell of VICTORY! Oh wait that was just the burrito I had earlier, my bad.
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 11:06 AM
I have no sense of smell - I am glad of this now!
It was a superb piece and I fully support Ironmask's illustrations - who wouldn't want to see an arseface fart toys as well as read it
It was a superb piece and I fully support Ironmask's illustrations - who wouldn't want to see an arseface fart toys as well as read it
