Rock A Jabroney (#65): "The Rock says this! Take a number Chump! I
have unfinished business with May-I-Barf!!!! But I'll definitely take you up on your wimpy proposal to meet you man to man in the ring, AFTER I get done moping the mat with that Pencil Necked Geek Mayumi (#20)! Come Championship Tourny Time, I'm going to be the Man with the Title, and Mouth, You're going to be a Distant Second! Ha ha haaaaaa!"
Mouth of the South: I see how you mask your fear with words and avoid challenges with excuses. That's fine.....just make sure you bring your "emperor" to ALL your matches......
Rock: Listen here, Turp! I don't need any excuses or anybody for that matter to fight my battles for me. come Tournament time, Your Butt belongs to me!!!!
The Emperor has openly denied all allegations that he has anything to do with Rock-A-Jabroney, and has issued a challenge to Mouth of the South to face Web (#191). The Emperor expressed extreme offense at being called "your 'emperor' ". Feeling quite disgusted that not only Mouth assumed that he was somehow connected to Rock, (which, of course, he is), but that he also used "spineless quotation marks" and a lowercase "e" in Emperor, he feels that since Mouth has so much free time to issue challenges, he has given him an opportunity to use his time wisely where it should be used, in the ring. The Emperor also said "HAHA!" to him on several occasions. He is currently awaiting a reply, and expects nothing less than compliance. Just in case this match does take place, it would be
Web's debut, so here is a small case history:
Web joined MMW in 1992, yet failed to really be noticed until 1994, when he won the Elimination War, thereby earning a shot at the Emperor's Royal Crown. (This was when it was still possible to win the right to be the Almighty Emperor). Nonetheless, even though he fought with all his might, TheDangeRuss somehow reversed Web's finisher, The ShockWave, to win the match. Throughout the years, Web continued to be a constant thorn in the Emperor's side, their rivalry exceeding all others. Yet he never won the crown. He did manage to become to Meteor Heavyweight Champion for 4 months in early 1997, but the Royal Crown still surpassed that title in valor at the time. Web joined the Red Triangle in 1998. However, the first time the Triangle fell apart, in 2000, Web fell into virtual obscurity, not to resurface again until 2002, when it was revealed that he was responsible for making the Emperor's Clone. Web has since pleged allegiance to the Royal Throne, and become a Harbinger of Royalty.
-Cranium
