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[Ridureyu]

Here we go! Enjoy!

[KnuxieChan]

Ocarina of Time. I enjoy Ganon goodness.

[Alan Mask]

How come I never saw this "Huge Crapping Office" game?
There's no such game!

[doc_moore_j]

Yeah I kind of like them too.

[jkaris]

The hardest part of the game is getting to the Huge Gapping Orifice.

If it's a huge gaping orifice, chances are that it is alot easier to get to than you think.

[doc_moore_j]

Yeah, it took me almost 17 years. Now that is a game with repeat play value indeed.

[jkaris]

True, just watch out for the bad guy Ganon-orrhea. I hear that once he touches you, you can never get rid of him.

[doc_moore_j]

I got lost in them damn things before. So I took the natures trail south until I hit the valley. Thats where I found the gapping oriface for the first time.

[jkaris]

I got lost in them damn things before. So I took the natures trail south until I hit the valley. Thats where I found the gapping oriface for the first time.

Also watch out for the hooded monster. I hear that depending on which level you are playing, the monster varies in size from itty bitty to really large. If you want to make it past that area and into the orifice, make sure you have the Great Sword of the Gleaming Phallus. The Sword can usually be found hanging out with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

[doc_moore_j]

Not for the first few times, he was hiding under his cloaked hood. Meeting him was definately a turning point in the game. He showed me the way to the golden showers and the dark tunnel. I lost my rubber shield in the dark tunnel once.

[jkaris]

If you travel past the dark tunnel, into the canyon between the Gluteus Mountains, there is the passage with the contracting entrance. I hear it is a tight squeeze, but the more you make the journey, the easier it gets. It is the quickest way to the Pearlized River. Alot quicker than going via the dark tunnel or gaping orifice.

WARNING: Do not stop to make conversation or the locationf of the Pearlized River will move further away, requiring even more travel time to arrive there.

[doc_moore_j]

make sure you have the Great Sword of the Gleaming Phallus.

You know what? I never did find the Great Sword of Gleaming Phallus. I do not think I visted Rosie in the right sequence of events. I stopped by rosie's a few times a day and all I ever got was the callused shaft of misery.

[jkaris]

I lost a rubber shield too! That's why I prefer to go into battle with the Control Potion.

Is that the one in the little blue diamond shaped bottle?

[jkaris]

I stopped by rosie's a few times a day and all I ever got was the callused shaft of misery.

I think that if you take it to the town polishing smith, that they can turn it into a Gleaming Phallus for a small amount of gold.

[max powerz]

It is safest to go with both the Control Potion and the rubber shield. Your chances of making it safely to the utopian underworld without the offspring of the unholy being formed from the forges of battle decreases to a hightened percentile. WIth both these weapons you are almost unstopable!

[Ridureyu]

[smackman]

Yeah...Link to the Past is my favorite.

[AmoiMan]

PIN this.....


but anyway, I had a tough choice between OOT and LttP. I think OOT is one of the greatest games ever made...top 3 material. However, based on play time I voted LttP, cause that's a game I can play over and over and over, and never get sick of it, kinda like the Mario Bros games.


Once again, great poll

[jkaris]

In case you didn't notice, I got rid of all the stupid polls, legit and parody alike and sent them over to the Junk Yard. This was the only one I left intact, since it has real comedic value.