If I were to walk down the road and meet the man who designed the Hydrax sculpt, I think I would shake his hand. I would greet him warmly and become his friend. We would hang out, watch TV, and laugh together. We would become good friends quickly, and be almost inseparable. I would befriend him so much that I would be the godfather of his children, and they would call me unky Andrew.
Then years down the road, when he least expects anything, I would invite him over to have dinner. When he comes in and asks me "Where are the wife and kids, arent they eating with us?", I would respond "No, tonight is a night I have waited for for a very long time...." I would then bring out a dish with one of those silver domes over top. When he asks me what it was that was under there to eat, I would place it in front of him and uncover it. Before him would be an entire tray overflowing with Dragon Magic Hydrax figures. He would laugh and say something like "Oh man, I didnt know you knew about these! How did you know that I designed this figure....this one was always my favorite!" This is when I would snap/strike. As he was picking up the thousands of Hydraxs and reliving the pleasant memories of designing it, I would inject him with a drug to make him pass out.
When he came to 5 minutes later, he would be tied down to the chair he was once happily sitting in. His mouth would be held opened and he would feel something funny in his mouth. The slightly soapy taste intregues him, almost tastes like candy. Then he would realize "That is a Hydrax in my mouth?!?!". I would walk around the corner, with an evil smile on my face. He would start to get scared and ask what I was doing. Without saying a word I would start to shove the Hydrax down his throat (assembled mind you). After finally getting it down he would gasp "Why are you doing this?". I would respond only by pulling another Hydrx out and making him eat that one. And then another. And another. And another. This would continue on until all the extra Hydrax figures were gone......and the world would be a better place.......
Sorry.....just had to get that out of my system.

I sorta channeled my inner cassel.
Edited by CCVegita, 27 August 2008 - 09:37 AM.