Scary:"..And then you reach around and pinch this nerve like this."
Gorey:"I don't think it's working Dad"
Scary:"Well than you hit 'em like this!!"
(Biff, Bang, Pow!!)
Gorey:"Alright Dad!! I get it!"
Scary:"Wait Son don't move! Behind your head it's a Texas rattlesnake!"
Gorey:"Dad what do I do?!"
Scary:"Hold still!..Take this you varmint!!"
(Biff, Bang, Splat!)
Gorey:"Wow thanks Dad. Gee that snake sure is bleeding a lot!"
Scary:"You call that bleeding! I'll show you how to bleed!"
Gorey:"NO Dad, stop! Don't do that to yourself!!"
(Biff, Bang, Slash!)
Gorey:"Oh Dad you know Mom hates when you do that!"
(the sound of a dinner bell)
Gorey:"Oh NO Dad what are we gonna do, Mom is gonna have a fit!"
Scary:"Cover for me while I wash up!"
(Scary makes his way to the wash room and enters)
Scary:"I can't see anything, Is this the sink? Smells like the waters backed up again!"
(Splish, Splash, Flush!)
...And of course we hear the sounds of maniacal laughter.
